Let's have fun and come up with some good GOP Slogans for the 08 election

[SammyBlue]

"We really do care, honest!"


Please, let's come up with slogans for possible candidates too.

Frist: "Religion in the House!"

DeLay: "Destroying the voting liberal conspiracy."

Gingrich: "I'm back from hunting giraffes."

McCain: "Straight shooters support Republicans."

Come on. . .let's do this!

[sharp_stick]

1. Contract with America 2 - This Time We Mean It

I promise, we really do mean it this time, we won't screw you again.

[yellowcanine]

2. We are not crooks.

[BurgherHoldtheLies]

3. Santorum: "It Takes a Dysfunctional Family"

[BurtWorm]

4. "Now that the party is purged, only the good Republican is left."

[MN ChimpH8R]

5. "Cookie jar, what cookie jar? Nothing to see here."

"Look over there, it's the Clenis!!"

[larryepke]

6. Cheney '08

"Pay No Attention to the Man Behind the Curtain!"

[TheCowsCameHome]

7. GOP = Going Overboard Pronto

[helderheid]

8. Vote Republican - We Can Get Away With ANYTHING!

[longship]

9. "Vote Republican. We're not as bad as we seem."

I like back-handed compliments.

Or, "Vote Republican: Our lies protect you."

"Vote Republican: Running the USA from prison."

"Vote Republican: The rapture is right."

[Richard Steele]

10. "Shut Up and Vote For ME, You Stupid Fucking Peasant!" (any candidate)

"For More FEARS! For More FEARS!"

[tk2kewl]

11. Don't forget: It's you obligation as a citizen to be scared shitless

[MindPilot]

12. The GOP: Freeing Your Inner Criminal

Indictments 'R' Us

No American Left Unscrewed

Another Day Older & Deeper in Debt

Stupid is as Stupid Does

Taking America Backwards

Republicans: The Anti-Constitution

All of Your Votes Are Belong to Us

[BootinUp]

13. We'll bring back the jellybeans! n/t

[MindPilot]

14. Got War?

[Ikonoklast]

15. Vote Republican in 2008.....

Because We Have A Few People Left Unindicted.
Or The (fill in the blank with the current boogeyman) Will Get You!
Make The World Safe For Billionaires!
Or God Will Be Pissed!
Or We'll Declare Martial Law.
The Married Gays Will Steal Your Children If You Don't.
Because The Democrats Like Peace And Prosperity. Sissies.
We Need Your Children To Die For Oil Profits.

[tnlefty]

16. Vote GOP- 8 Years of Corruption and Lying isn't Enough

Culture of Corruption Just Crankin' Up

Screw the Middle Class - Vote GOP!

8 More Wars!

[dean_dem]

17. GOP '08: Now without the earpiece.

We lie better!
Bend over or the terrorists win!

[mondo joe]

18. Jeb Bush for Pres: "They left some for me to fuck up."

[Dover]

19. Would you pick your next president out of this lineup?

(show picture of various Bush administration thugs in a police lineup)

[BurgherHoldtheLies]

24. Oh, I likey!!! LOL

[Ready4Change]

20. Hey! We Helped You Impeach Bush! GOP '08.

I can dream, can't I?

[Snotcicles]

21. G O P Gone Onto Prison. n/t

[txaslftist]

22. "Forget doing what's right, do as you are told"

[McKenzie]

23. A good Scottish slogan for 'em...

"It wisnae me"

snort, DU is just great tonight!

[KamaAina]

25. "Shout it from the rooftops!"

[Rocknrule]

26. Be afraid! You ALL taste so much BETTER when you're AFRAID!!!!!!!!!!!!

and stick in a picture of Pennywise from the Stephen King movie IT

[newyawker99]

28. Hi Rocknrule!!

Welcome to DU!!

[realFedUp]

27. Rubberstamp Republicans

Al Franken and Tom Oliphant talking about them now.

[The Sushi Bandit]

29. Spay or Nuter a Republican Today!

[nookiemonster]

30. "Vote for us, or not. HA! We own the machines"

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