As the Aspens Turn

[suffragette]

(or Something to do while waiting)

cue cheesy soap music

We join Judith Miller as she returns to her newsroom and speaks to her colleagues about her self-sacrifice and the way she has stood up for all of their (hmph-hmm) journalistic principles.
Her confusion is clear at the tepid response from her audience.
"But where are my rose petals and applause? Scooter and Chalabi said I would be greeted back with flowers and full welcome."

Meanwhile, at the the Whitehouse ...

edited for stupid error

[EST]

1. They were walking under doors without bending over.

Leaving three tracks when walking-plus the two sets of knuckle drags.
Leaving slime trails and envying whale crap.
I they are so f**king innocent of any thing but good, dirty, politics as usual, what are they so scared of?

[redwitch]

2. don't stop there!

I was really getting into it.

Meanwhile at the White House, W hit up the National Liquor Cabinet. "Where the hell's the bourbon?" he screamed at S. Nivel Psychophant, Secretary of Intoxication.




to be continued....



As the Aspens Turn has been brought to you by Enron Corporation, stealing pensions as often as they can get away with it. Also by Halliburton "Got a problem? We'll fix it for a brazilian dollars. Don't got a problem? Let's talk, we can fix that too".

[suffragette]

5. love the commercial break

[redwitch]

6. well I love the soap opera you've begun

especially the title!

[suffragette]

7. ok, here's more

Scooter walked in, and gazing at the puddle at his boss's feet, said "The river flows and branches into streams. Which streams will overflow the dam?"

[redwitch]

8. "Oh my", said W.

Scooter, if you promise not to tell Uncle Dick or my mommy, I'll let you borrow "My Pet Goat" "It's autographed and everything! And I'll bet you didn't even know goats could write!"

[suffragette]

10. Meanwhile at the WH press conference

Scotty M: Helen, of course I'll give you a complete answer to your ques... Da plane, Da plane and it's painted like a shark!!!

[Burried News]

3. "Meanwhile, at the the Whitehouse ..."

It's roundup time.

[Neil Lisst]

4. If Liz Cheney and Bill O'Reilly can write about sex .. yuck

I suppose Scooter and Judy could have shared a root, like he said in his note.

cool name, very post Beatles McCartney.

[marions ghost]

9. n/t