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jsamuel Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-19-05 02:24 PM
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Arrest Warrant out for Tom... SHAAAARK!!!
Edited on Wed Oct-19-05 02:25 PM by jsamuel
is this a joke?

How many people die every year from a shark attack? 1-10?

How many people die from the common flu every year? 35,000
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lateo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-19-05 02:27 PM
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1. Tom who? nt
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jsamuel Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-19-05 02:28 PM
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2. haha, DeLay
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OzarkDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-19-05 02:28 PM
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3. Delay - Link here
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zorro349 Donating Member (44 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-19-05 02:31 PM
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4. hehehe
Edited on Wed Oct-19-05 02:33 PM by zorro349
Anchor: "At the top of the news this hour, house Majority Leader Tom DeLay has had an arrest warrant... wait... this just in... there has been a Shark Attack off the coast of Florida, we go now to Nancy Grace who is there with the victim. Nancy?"

Nancy: "Hello there, I am here with the victim from the horrible shark attack which just took place. You seem to have been horribly maimed from the great white, were you thinking of your family when you were being attacked?"

Victim: "Uh... I just got stung by a jelly fish, I'm perfectly fine."

Nancy: "But, when the shark attacked you, did you see angels flash before your eyes?"

Victim: "I think I'm gonna go get a cheeseburger, bye."
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Neocondriac Donating Member (732 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-19-05 02:36 PM
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5. Somehow...
I see Melman and Card out near a Philly train depot prying tracks off the ties.
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