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leftofthedial Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-19-05 02:19 PM
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BREAKING MSNBC!!! Shark Attack!
hurricane, shark attack, celebrity murder case

what is WRONG with you people? Can't one of you please kidnap a white girl?

Oh wait. missing college student. Never mind. She's black.
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Neocondriac Donating Member (732 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-19-05 02:22 PM
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1. It does make me wonder...
just how many ugly black women are eaten by sharks every year ?
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Fleshdancer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-19-05 02:22 PM
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2. There's only one difference between cable news and Entertainment Tonight
Edited on Wed Oct-19-05 02:22 PM by GloriaSmith
the teleprompter readers on Entertainment Tonight have better make-up and wardrobe.
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confludemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-19-05 02:22 PM
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3. Yeah, just like that Hurricane is gonna veer north suddenly for FL
any goddamn thing to divert attention.
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TallahasseeGrannie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-19-05 02:25 PM
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7. I understand your cynicism
but even Weather Underground is buzzing about this one. How long the cold front we have going will hang on and how fast she is traveling will decide just when she turns. But she is turning.
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NoPasaran Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-19-05 02:38 PM
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11. Damn Karl Rove and his weather control machine!
Damn him I say!
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TallahasseeGrannie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-19-05 03:18 PM
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14. How DOES he do it??
But seriously, there is NO news that will cover up for indictments. If anything, it (hurricane, sharks, etc.) might take the pressure off until they are handed down, but t his case will have its own momentum. You can't spin this.
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BlueManDude Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-19-05 02:23 PM
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4. Breaking on CNN - Britney Spears gives birth to space alien.
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TallahasseeGrannie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-19-05 02:23 PM
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5. Don't add "hurricane" to the list!
Some of us are a bit freaked by this one. Late in the year, lowest pressure on record and no clear consensus where it is heading.

With 1200 dead from Katrina, it puts a whole new light on it for me.
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Neocondriac Donating Member (732 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-19-05 02:25 PM
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8. Amen Tally
I'm in Boca Grande. I won't be here tomorrow.
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stop the bleeding Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-19-05 02:24 PM
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6. You forgot Terra alert - oh wait that was yesterday and 2 days before
that and then it was here and then there.

Don't look here look over there - Well Clinton did this.

Please these peoples asses are leaking big time. :hurts:
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SammyBlue Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-19-05 02:25 PM
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9. But is she pretty.
You know, the runaway bride has a good figure (and a face that could make a train take a dirt road) and the missing student in the Carribean (don't even know her name and where it happened) was white, blonde and very pretty.

Hopefully, the MSM can orgasm if the shark attack victim is a model so they can show her picture.

Hollywood is filled with degenerates, so let's expand that with a murder investigation.

Washington DC indictments? Nothing to see here. . .in a related story, Bill Clinton's penis caused Caligula's madness, the fall of Roman, the Inquisition and rumors from "some" people are that Clinton's phillandering led to an Austrian woman to be impregnanted with a son named Adolf. Our team coverage, plus Larry King Live start after these messages from Exxon, Halliburton and Wal-Mart.
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petronius Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-19-05 02:41 PM
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13. "a face that could make a train take a dirt road"
:rofl:

Now that is a permanent addition to my lexicon...
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RobertSeattle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-19-05 02:37 PM
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10. We need the ulimate
Missing White Blonde Found next to a Shark that is in the back of a pickup truck in a police chase.
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-19-05 02:39 PM
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12. ....and a sick duck in the truck cab
:scared:
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