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smoogatz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-19-05 01:18 PM
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If Bush and Cheney were on "Celebrity Death Match," who would win?
Failing that, which of them is more likely to survive Plamegate? Both? Neither?
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deadparrot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-19-05 01:19 PM
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1. I'd take Cheney on CDM,
and Bush more likely to survive Plamegate, though without Dick(less) or Turdblossom, I'm not sure how he'd get along.
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rkc3 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-19-05 01:34 PM
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8. I think it would be a draw on CDM - cheney would tear bush's heart
out just as his own gave out.
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KittyWampus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-19-05 01:35 PM
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9. Cheney would have a heart attack and Bush would have seizures
the only one left standing would be the referee.
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louis-t Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-19-05 01:20 PM
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2. The world would win
if they both lost.
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NoPasaran Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-19-05 01:23 PM
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3. Amen to that!
But my money would be on the heartless killing machine cyborg, Cheney.
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Canuckistanian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-19-05 01:30 PM
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6. He has the killer instinct and lack of scruples
Also a big weight advantage. A can of whoop-ass, in this case, would be opened.
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AverageJoe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-19-05 01:27 PM
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4. Cheney would win
but then keel over with a massive coronary.
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oregonindy Donating Member (790 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-19-05 01:27 PM
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5. cheney...hes got a secret weapon....wanger of doom.
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Dhalgren Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-19-05 01:33 PM
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7. Bush would win. Here's why...
Edited on Wed Oct-19-05 01:34 PM by Dhalgren
Once they started grappling Bush (who sweats like a pig) would soon become drenched in smelly sweat; this sweat would cause a short-circuit in his ear-piece; this in turn would short out Cheney's mechanical heart causing the Beast to die, turn immediately to dust and then blow away in the wind. The only things left would be his mechanical heart and dozens of children's teeth (afterward, no one would ever speculate about those teeth)...
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Neocondriac Donating Member (732 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-19-05 01:36 PM
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10. Cheney..
He telekinetically could crush Bush's feeble skull , with a handful of his various personalities tied behind his back .
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sakabatou Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-19-05 01:38 PM
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11. Bush v. Cheney...
Cheney would win.
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emulatorloo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-19-05 02:22 PM
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12. if nothing else, bush is physically fit. But cheney would fight dirtier
as to plamegate, we shall see. . .I dunno if either of them can survive it.
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WilliamPitt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-19-05 02:24 PM
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13. Bush would win
He keeps himself fit and probably fights like a badger, slipping underneath his foe to rip at their guts.

Hell, all you have to do to drop Cheney is stutter-step towards him, and that stent in his necrotized heart will blow out like an old tire.
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NoPasaran Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-19-05 02:28 PM
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15. Nonsense


And remember that his software was upgraded just last month!
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WilliamPitt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-19-05 02:28 PM
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16. Well, that does change things
Crush. Kill. Destroy.
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Rosco T. Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-19-05 02:26 PM
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14. Colin Powell...
.. when he repelled down from the top of the arena and took them both out..
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