If Bush and Cheney were on "Celebrity Death Match," who would win?

[smoogatz]

Failing that, which of them is more likely to survive Plamegate? Both? Neither?

[deadparrot]

1. I'd take Cheney on CDM,

and Bush more likely to survive Plamegate, though without Dick(less) or Turdblossom, I'm not sure how he'd get along.

[rkc3]

8. I think it would be a draw on CDM - cheney would tear bush's heart

out just as his own gave out.

[KittyWampus]

9. Cheney would have a heart attack and Bush would have seizures

the only one left standing would be the referee.

[louis-t]

2. The world would win

if they both lost.

[NoPasaran]

3. Amen to that!

But my money would be on the heartless killing machine cyborg, Cheney.

[Canuckistanian]

6. He has the killer instinct and lack of scruples

Also a big weight advantage. A can of whoop-ass, in this case, would be opened.

[AverageJoe]

4. Cheney would win

but then keel over with a massive coronary.

[oregonindy]

5. cheney...hes got a secret weapon....wanger of doom.

[Dhalgren]

7. Bush would win. Here's why...

Once they started grappling Bush (who sweats like a pig) would soon become drenched in smelly sweat; this sweat would cause a short-circuit in his ear-piece; this in turn would short out Cheney's mechanical heart causing the Beast to die, turn immediately to dust and then blow away in the wind. The only things left would be his mechanical heart and dozens of children's teeth (afterward, no one would ever speculate about those teeth)...

[Neocondriac]

10. Cheney..

He telekinetically could crush Bush's feeble skull , with a handful of his various personalities tied behind his back .

[sakabatou]

11. Bush v. Cheney...

Cheney would win.

[emulatorloo]

12. if nothing else, bush is physically fit. But cheney would fight dirtier

as to plamegate, we shall see. . .I dunno if either of them can survive it.

[WilliamPitt]

13. Bush would win

He keeps himself fit and probably fights like a badger, slipping underneath his foe to rip at their guts.

Hell, all you have to do to drop Cheney is stutter-step towards him, and that stent in his necrotized heart will blow out like an old tire.

[NoPasaran]

15. Nonsense

And remember that his software was upgraded just last month!

[WilliamPitt]

16. Well, that does change things

Crush. Kill. Destroy.

[Rosco T.]

14. Colin Powell...

.. when he repelled down from the top of the arena and took them both out..