"Do They Know It's Fitzmas?" (A song parody)

[Lancer]

It's Fitzmas time
Rove and Libby are afraid
It's Fitzmas time
They did the crime will they do the time?

And in a world where Novak
Is free but unemployed
Judy Miller wrote no story
But she did time

It's so unfair—
But Dick will get a pass
He gave the nod and Scooter
Started naming Plame
There's no cellblock in their future
But it was their conspiracy
Joe Wilson told the bitter truth
And they tried to bring him down
And indictments now are looming
There will be more than a few
And the West Wing corridors are filled with gloom

And there'll be indictments handed down at Fitzmas time
Will Hannah, Card or Hadley make the list?
Deny while rumors grow;
It all leads back to Rove
Do they know it's Fitzmas time at all?

Who's the fink?
The blogs say "everyone"
Who will quit
When Fitzgerald's work is done?
Do they know it's Fitzmas time at all?

Nail them all
Let them know it's worse than Watergate
Nail them all
Let them know it's worse than Watergate

—Lancer

[funflower]

1. And a Merry Fitzmas to you!

[PDittie]

2. More Fitzmas Carols

From Biblio:

O Aspen Tree

O Aspen tree,
O Aspen tree,
Your roots are all connected.
O Aspen tree,
O Aspen tree,
But your sources aren't protected.
How shall we sell the war to them?
Just send some lies to Judy M.
O Aspen tree,
O Aspen tree,
Your roots are all connected.





O Little Town of Washington

O Little Town of Washington,
How still we see thee lie.
The folks below
Don't seem to know
That Fitzmas day is nigh.
The grand jury is weighing
Indictments `gainst these crooks.
Hopefully, we soon will see,
Fitzgerald throw the book!





"Plame!" the White House Sources Say

"Plame!" the White House sources say,
"Wilson's wife is CIA!"
"She's the one who booked the trip"
"To debunk the Niger tip."
Slowly now the Aspens turn!
Fitz has energy to burn!
He'll flip the sources from the WHIG,
Turn this into something big!
"Plame!" the White House sources say,
"Wilson's wife is CIA!"





Walking in a Beltway Wonderland!

Pundits talk, are you listening?
On Rove's brow, sweat is glistening.
A beautiful sight,
Fitz will indict,
Walking in a beltway wonderland!

In the meadow we can build a snowman,
And pretend that he is Preznit Bush.
We'll call him an indicted co-conspirator,
And then we'll start to kick him in the tush!

Can you tell, we're excited?
Just to see, who's indicted!
Those who have clout,
Will be frog-marched out,
Walking in a beltway wonderland!

[funflower]

3. And don't forget 'Twas the Night Before Fitzmas

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.ph...

[meganmonkey]

4. ROFLMAO

O Aspen tree,
O Aspen tree,
Your roots are all connected.
O Aspen tree,
O Aspen tree,
But your sources aren't protected.

I don't know why but that one just kills me

[dflprincess]

5. Here's mine

I must confess to posting it before. (Use your chipmunk voices)

Okay DUers, ready to sing your song?

I'll say we are!
Yeah!
Let's sing it now!

Indictment, indictment time is near,
Time for joy and time for cheer,
We've been good, but we can't last
Hurry Fitzgerald, hurry fast,
Want to see Karl Rove in cuffs,
Me, I want Dick Cheney charged,
We can hardly stand the wait,
Please Fitzgerald, don't be late.

[LiberalEsto]

6. Don't forget that old favorite:

Cheney's nuts roasting on an open fire.....
Fitz's notes nipping at his ass,
Plame indictments being hung 'round his pyre
and aides 'fessed up like little ho's.

[deminks]

7. One more

Silver Bells
Silver Bells
It's Fitzmas time in the city.

Ring a ling
Hear them ring
Soon it will be Fitzmas Day.

Whitehouse hallways, busy hallways
Dressed in cover up style
In the air there's a feeling of Fitzmas
Cheney's cussing, Rove is crying
Meeting sneer after sneer
And in every bugged office you hear

Silver bells silver bells
It's Fitzmas time in the city
Ring a ling, hear them ring
Soon it will be Fitzmas day

[LiberalEsto]

8. Or.....

The 22 Indictments of Fitzmas

One the first day of Fitzmas, Fitzgerald gave to me
The head of Dick Cheney.

On the second day of Fitzmas, Fitzgerald gave to me
Two counts on Karl Rove
and the head of Dick Cheney.

On the third day of Fitzmas, Fitzgerald gave to me,
Three perjuries for Libby
Two counts for Karl Rove
And the head of Dick Cheney.

One the fourth day of Fitzmas, Fitzgerald gave to me
Four years for Condi
Three perjuries for Libby
Two counts for Karl Rove
And the head of Dick Cheney

On the Fifth day of Fitzmas, Fitzgerald gave to me
Five grounds for impeachment
Four years for Condi
Three perjuries for Libby
Two counts for Karl Rove
And the head of Dick Cheney.

More verses, anyone?

[Botany]

9. Merry Fitzmas. By J Lennon "Rove is Over"

Happy Fitzmas by J Lennon

A very Merry Fitzmas
And a happy New Year
Let's hope it's a good one
Without any fear

And so this is Fitzmas
For weak and for strong
For rich and the poor ones
The world is so wrong
And so happy Fitzmas
For black and for white
For yellow and red ones
Let's stop all the fight

A very Merry Fitzmas
And a happy New Year
Let's hope it's a good one
Without any fear

And so this is Fitzmas
And what have we done
Another year over
A new one just begun
And so happy Xmas
We hope you have fun
The near and the dear one
The old and the young

A very Merry Fitzmas
And a happy New Year
Let's hope it's a good one
Without any fear
Rove is over, if you want it
Rove is over now


"Hey Karl Instant Karma is gonna get ya.
It is gonna knock you off your feet."

[crispini]

10. It's beginning to look a lot like Fitzmas

It's beginning to look a lot like Fitzmas
Everywhere you go.
Who's gonna do five-or-ten?
We're thinking once again
Of handcuffs and of orange jumpsuits aglow.
It's beginning to look a lot like Fitzmas
Indictments on every score
But the prettiest sight to see
Is the scowl on Darth Cheney
At the slammer's front door.

A warrant or writ, a subpoena that fits
Is the wish of Barney and Ben;
The thought of Turdblossom hung up like a possum
Is the hope of Janice and Jen;
And Mom and Dad can hardly wait for court to start again.

It's beginning to look a lot like Fitzmas
Everywhere you go.
There's an defendant who doesn't want to tell;
One in the White House as well --
The felony kind that doesn't mind the law!
It's beginning to look a lot like Fitzmas
Soon the bells will start
And the thing that will make them ring
Is the indictment that we sing,
Right within our hearts!

[Sydnie]

11. Fitzie Baby (to the tune of Santa Baby)

Fitzie baby, slip some cuffs around S. Libby, for me
I've been an awful good girl
Fitzie baby, you’re taking down the Cheney tonight

Fitzie baby, a formal nod at Rovie would do, from you
I'm waiting up for you dear
Fitzie baby, you’re taking down the Chimpster tonight


Think of all the fun that Miller missed
Think of all the fellas that Guckert/Gannon kissed
Next year I could be oh so good
If you could add Condi to your list
Boo doo bee doo

Fritzie honey, I want a charge that sticks from the press
they bought
I've been an angel all year
Fritzie baby, and hurry with the perp walks tonight


Fitzie cutie, there's one thing we really don’t need, their greed
If they turn out poor, well, that’s just fine
Fitzie cutie, and shut out all the crooked tonight

Fitzie baby, I'm hoping that the charges are real complex,
Sign your 'X' on the line
Fitzie baby, and scare the hell out of all them tonight

Seems you set Bob Novak free
Why you did is still a mystery to me
We really do believe in you
Let's see if you believe in us too
Boo doo bee doo


Fitzie baby, glad you checked on one little thing, a ring
From the President’s phone
Fitzie baby, and hurry we just need you tonight
Hurry with the perp walks tonight
Hurry with indictments tonight