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[Stephanie]

Reuters - Wed Oct 19,11:45 AM ET

http: //news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/051019/ids_photos_ts/r3796474827.jpg

[harlinchi]

1. I'd be happy if mine were this big! n/t

[Epiphany4z]

2. NO..NO...NO

I just wont go there...lmao...I will behave ..I am more mature than the thoughts going threw my head about this pic...bad bad bad!!!

[SteppingRazor]

3. I'd caption it, but I'd have to delete my own message

Alas, the responsibilities of being a moderator

[electropop]

4. Dick's Dick is this big, I swear!

Stood next to him at the urinal once. Of course, it's possible I couldn't see it very well, under that vast belly.

[wryter2000]

5. Squawk!!!!!!

I just laid an egg this big.

[Duer 157099]

6. "Oh... yeah, that thing about yellow cake from Niger....

...just a 'little' white lie, what could it hurt?"

(sorry, that was the best "clean" one I could come up with!)

[Arkansas Granny]

7. In Texas, we call this 8 inches.

[spunky]

8. "But Laura told me that was a good size, isn't it?"

[madokie]

9. I think theres about this much left it that gallon of Jack Daniels

I got squirreled away out on my bike trail, what say we head for it.

[underpants]

10. Now IF I had a vial in my hand and IF that vial had anthrax in it ....

that Iraq COULD have then you MIGHT be able to see why we need to take over another country.

NY TIMES says "There can be no question after that presentation"

Newsweek says "The case has been made"

Fox News says "It is Clinton's fault that it might still be there"

[sam sarrha]

15. ya mean if it had 'CRACK' in it...

[sam sarrha]

18. women cant be carpeneters cause they've have been told this is 12 inches

[underpants]

11. I'm *this* close to losing all my trusted friends

[jane_pippin]

12. My integrity is *this* big!

(I know, that's being generous)

[TahitiNut]

13. "This is how far I moved the indicator on the Krell scale."

[neoteric lefty]

14. "This is how much time I actually worried about Katrina before it hit..

Oh well.."

[neoteric lefty]

16. "I will squash the Terra-ists with America's mighty thumb and index finger

just like this."

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

17. "Tony is a little boy that lives in my mouth"

"Is Tony the one that tells you things?"

"Yes." "Redrum" "Redrum" "Redrum" "Redrum" "Redrum"

[SledDriver]

19. Yeah, this is really just another tax cut for my Dad's wealthy friends...

But it's only a little one.

[yellowcanine]

20. I was this close to nominating Gonzales for the SCOTUS and then Helen

walked into the room in that slinky silk blouse and I said no way can Alberto match that.

[smartvoter]

21. "MiniJesus, here, is the one who told me about Saddam's WMDs." nt

[Saphire]

22. this is my little friend Cory, he tells me what to do.

[zbdent]

23. "Helen, this is sign language for the letter 'C'. Do you know what the

'C' stands for? It's another word for you . . ."