If I'm offline for, ya know, like 2 weeks or so...

[LuCifer]

...don't worry, I'm NOT DEAD (remember, ONLY the GOOD *DIE YOUNG*! SO, THAT RULES MY ASS OUT!) it's just thanks to Wilma, the new PIECE OF CRAP hurricane Wilma (it's only a Cat. 5!!!!!!!!! SHIIIIIT!), Jeb the turd-fondler BUSHitler, the incompitant assholes known as FEMA, and trees that have knocked over powerlines and shit like that!

LIVING IN FLORIDA, GODDAMNIT IT'S SO MUCH FUUUUUUUUN!!!!!!

And people actually MOVE here from New York?!?!!?!? WHY!!!!!!!!!

Lu

PS ANY gov't trolls coming around my place, if this hurricane comes thru, well, just DON'T...*innocent whistle*

[expatriot]

1. if some "gov't trolls" come around and tell you you best evacuate...

listen to them.... it is not time for you to meet your namesake.

[LuCifer]

2. we had TWO hurricanes come thru here last year...

...tons of rain, tons of wind, etc. THE EYE OF BOTH WERE OVER MY HOUSE!
And hardly ANY damage!

So if gov't turds come by, it WILL NOT be for ANY GOOD...or have the last 5 years been just a dream?! Ask someone from New Orleans how much GOOD these gov't trolls are...

Lu

[William769]

3. How long did you go with out water? Power? Food?

I was 10 miles South of ground zero for Hurricane Charley. No power for 30 days (S.W. Florida in August was not fun). Did not get water or ice till the National Guard showed up. I was kissing the ground they walked on!

[LuCifer]

5. about 3 days...

...I'm lucky to be on the same grid as a fire station.

I just have ZERO trust in our stupid moron governor JEB BUSHitler and FEMA. Cretins!

Lu

[ComerPerro]

4. Well, good luck