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Ioo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-19-05 09:19 AM
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UPDATED: The Fundies do it, why can't I - Jesus Hates Bush. (Humor)
Edited on Wed Oct-19-05 09:53 AM by Ioo
From my Blog http://www.bushsamerica.com/index.php/2005/10/19/the_fu...


Let us look at the evidence and you decide.

We have burned through the Alphabet names for storms, and we have had how many cat 4 and 5 storms?

Take a look at this photo of Wilma taken this morning, you can see the face of Bush in it



This is a clear sign from god that Bush is a destructive force. I also conclude from this that Jesus hates baked beans (As you can plainly see in the circle, a pile of beans). You will also notice that god is sending us a clear sign that we should fear evil cartoon moose, and that they may come from Italy, or this could be a tube sock, gods message is a little unclear.


UPDATE: Me and my team of Religious scholars (My cat Java (Rev Javicus the Dark) and my dog Duffy (Arch Bishop Duffy the Vampire Slayer) notice something else. Follow Bushs eyes in the image. Notice that they cast toward the island of Jamaica. Do you know what Jamaica is known for. RUM, and POT! Dear Jesus, are you telling us that Bush is drinking and drugging again? Please send us a sign.


Now, take a look at this photo of the flooding in New Jersey, unless you are a godless heathen, you can clearly see the words Bush Sucks in the water. God must really thing Bush Sucks.



Also, see that SUV there? Well that is the same type of car that Cheneys housekeepers sons collage roommate drives, coincidence, I think not!

You have Hurricane Rita, that slammed into Texas, and rural Louisiana, both RED states. You did not see any hurricanes crashing into Maryland did you? It also shut down OIL in both Katrina and Rita, Bush loves oil, and these storms stopped it, coincidence, I think not!



Here you can see a Oil Rig smash into a bridge, do I have to spell it out people? A bridge is seen as a symbol of bringing things together so the message is clear, Bush is using oil to tear us apart, God is showing his distain for the war in Iraq!
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The forest fires in southern California right now, started in Mexico, god is clearly showing that our boarders are so pourus that a fire can sneak across in the middle of the night.

I could go on and on, but the conclusion is clear, Jesus is punishing America for electing this wasteful moron as president. Listen people, the evidence is clear, and if you dont see it then you are going to hell, or Detroit, one of the two.
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nickyt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-19-05 09:24 AM
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1. Darling Ioo, you have gone completely, totally, massively over the edge,
and I'm 100% with you.
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Ioo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-19-05 09:31 AM
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3. Thank you *blush* I hope that you will all join me here is crazy land.
I mean this is what Bush wants, us all to be nuts :)
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Arkansas Granny Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-19-05 09:25 AM
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2. Oh Nooooooooooooooooooooo!!!! Not Detroit!!!!
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meganmonkey Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-19-05 09:31 AM
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4. C'mon, be nice to Detroit
It needs all the help it can get :P

This is f*cking hilarious - Thanks for the laugh!!

:rofl:
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Ioo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-19-05 09:40 AM
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5. Never! I heard from a friend of mines roommate's sister-in-law....
That is sucks :P

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purji Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-19-05 09:59 AM
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11. Well, sure Detroit is hell but
we're only the first circle.
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Ioo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-19-05 10:20 AM
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12. Really, I guess I need to visit.
:P
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jhain Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-19-05 09:43 AM
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6. love it!
Budge up- I think many of us are ready to move in with you there in Crazy Land. I'll bring the beans.

Thanks.
This took some time- and it was well worth it!
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ComerPerro Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-19-05 09:44 AM
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7. LOL. Thank you
They can't deny the evidence.
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mopaul Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-19-05 09:45 AM
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8. hilarious
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GreenPartyVoter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-19-05 09:46 AM
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9. *LMAO* You need to apply for Colbert's vacancy on the Daily Show. They
need a new "This Week in God" correspondant. *lol*
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Ioo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-19-05 09:57 AM
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10. That would be the coolest.
Edited on Wed Oct-19-05 10:00 AM by Ioo
Because now God talks to me, he was talking to Bush, but he did not like all the swaering and booz breath. So he started to speak to me, a pious Software Quality Assurance Manager that lives in Harpers Ferry WV, and drives to DC. He calls it the Carpool with Jesus program.

He created it because lets face it, Jesus was not brght, and laid down the cash for a Hummer, and now, he can't afford to gas it up. So if you give him a ride somewhere, he will talk to you...
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Ioo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-19-05 03:59 PM
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13. Kick. because it took a lot of time
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Broken_Hero Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-19-05 04:02 PM
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14. i'm sold!!
he must hate BUSH!!!!! ha, good one, i love your sense of humor and sarcasm, it all seems to flow pretty well... :)
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