Keith Olberman danced around the table saying "Yea, The Wicked

[Maraya1969]

Witch is Dead!" in response to O'Reilly saying he would retire. (at some point which I forget)

It was the best!

[roguevalley]

1. he rules. totally.

[Skittles]

2. LOL..............KEITH

[Sugarcoated]

4. Is this true?

Or did he say he'd retire if there were indictments or something

[jayctravis]

5. He will retire if there are indictments leading to the conviction of....

[Maraya1969]

8. I don't know, I just know that when "Retire" and "O'Reilly" were said

in the same sentence Keith got up and danced. It was priceless.

[Eric J in MN]

17. He said "I might" retire in 2 years

http://www.newsday.com/entertainment/tv/nyc-etlede44732...

And as a direct consequence of the lawsuit - which was settled for undisclosed terms and which both parties agreed to never speak of publicly - O'Reilly must have a third person present whenever he conducts a rare interview like this one, or talks to someone on the phone. (Dave Tabacoff, executive producer of "The O'Reilly Factor" is the minder on this early fall day.) "Anyone can accuse me of anything and it's on a Web site." So little wonder that when Bill O'Reilly is asked about his future after his current contract ends a little more than two years from now, he blurts out one word even as the question is asked: "Retirement."

Only so much he can take

"I might. I might," he adds. "That depends on how I feel physically. Like an athlete, the body breaks down after a while. There's only so much aggression you can absorb right now, I have no other vocational aspirations." He will do no other shows for Fox, he says. He recently started writing a book titled "Culture Warrior," but claims that will be his last. He once mulled a run for the Senate and even the presidency as an Independent but now categorically rules out a political future. He insists that he finally sees the road ahead, and it probably leads out of Fox News headquarters and away from the scorching spotlight - forever.

[progressivebydesign]

3. I'm convinced that O'Leilly is suffering from paranoia. Seriously.

He is wigging, big time. Claims everyone is out to get him, following him, taking photos of him. He's lost it. And it just amazes me that he spews hate and filth nonstop and then has the fucking audacity to claim that HE is a victim of hate. You reap what you sow, pal. Garbage out, garbage in.

[xultar]

7. I think he's bi-polar which has paranoia as a symptom

[On the Road]

9. I Know -- O'Reilly Is Like the KKK Guy on the Reno 911 Episode

who called the police because someone had defaced his sign to make it read "Ku Sux Klan."

"It's a hate crime!" he said. They just laughed at him.

[jayctravis]

16. Didn't they end by having the female officers stroll away

saying, okay, they'd get right on the hatecrime processing paperwork?

[xultar]

6. Rerun is on now.

[jaxx]

11. They just showed the dance of glee.

I'm still laughing.

Ding dong the witch is dead. LOL

[xultar]

19. Priceless!

[cynatnite]

10. Just saw it!

Effing great!!

[Hamlette]

12. It was MUST SEE TV!

The story right before was of a cartoon character that looks like poop (clean water or something, I wasn't paying attention) so Keith says "Speaking of poop, O'Reilly was interviewed and said he has to pay lots of money to protect himself from evil. Money wasted! You've already been completely taken over by evil!" Then they part about him retiring, Keith said "We WON!" and the witch is dead and got up and threw papers around dancing.

It was the best 2 minutes of TV in ages. Hopefully someone will post it tomorrow.

[SoCalDem]

15. O'Reilly's schtick only works if there is someone/thing to be ANGRY at

With HIS people running things and screwing it up, he either has to start being angry at THEM, or continue to beat the dead horse (Democratic policies) and that's not working, since the dems have pretty much emasculated themselves, and control nothing..

O'Reilly's in a funk, and it's well past time for him to go..I'd even help him pack up his falafels and loofahs..

[Eric J in MN]

18. He still rants against the ACLU and France,

and can do so as long as Fox News pays him for that.

[DemonFighterLives]

13. That was funny

Followed by the Ren and Stimpy Happy, Happy Joy, Joy


http://www.bitstorm.org/happyjoy /

[Straight Shooter]

14. O'Reilly also said he'd never trust the bush administration again

if they did not find WMD. His words aren't worth the toilet paper he wipes his butt with.

However, K.O.'s "happy dance" might just be enough to humiliate O'Reilly into actually retiring. BTW, what's he going to do with his free time? Sell dildo-shaped falafel on late night infomercials?