"What if terrorists get their hands on these birds?"

[norml]

As heard just now on Fox (Fakes) News.

http://news.google.com/news?hl=en&q=flu&tab=wn&ie=UTF-8&scoring=d

[eShirl]

1. bwahahaha

then they had better start getting plenty of rest and drinking plenty of fluids, that's what

Migration routes from the Quinghai Lake region go right into the Middle East region anyway. I'm surprised there've been no reports of bird flu in Iran or Iraq already.

[Catch22Dem]

2. I don't see the article you're talking about, but...

I certainly believe FAUX would pen such a piece.

[norml]

4. The link is just to a latest news search on the word flu.

I heard this whipping up irrational fears, bird flu terrorists line, on "Fox News Business Block".

[McCamy Taylor]

3. I'd like to see them get live birds past the airport screeners. ROFLMAO

[norml]

6. Except that birds wouldn't need a plane

or terrorists to fly.

[HysteryDiagnosis]

5. They will get sick.... now if they had their hands on these birds...

we would be in a world of doo doo.

[radwriter0555]

7. "visions of the AFLAC duck being smuggled under a terrorist trench coat"

are racing through my robitussun haze....

[livvy]

10. LOL....Speaking of which....

I don't recall seeing the duck on any commercials lately. You don't suppose he's been ducknapped, or worse...could he have the flu? :silly: Jeesh, just one more thing to worry about.

[norml]

13. Why a duck?

[radwriter0555]

15. Please. Everyone knows how messy turkeys can be... the logical choice

of all terrorists is a duck.

Gahhh, everyone knows *that*.

[norml]

17. I guess you've not seen Coconuts for a while.

Hammer: No, that's the stockyard. Now, all along here, this is the river front. And all along the river...all along the river, those are all levies.

Chico: That's the Jewish neighborhood?

Hammer: (pause) Well, we'll Passover that...You're a peach, boy. Now, here is a little peninsula, and, eh, here is a viaduct leading over to the mainland.

Chico: Why a duck?

Hammer: I'm alright, how are you? I say, here is a little peninsula, and here is a viaduct leading over to the mainland.

Chico: Alright, why a duck?

Hammer: (pause) I'm not playing "Ask Me Another," I say that's a viaduct.

Chico: Alright! Why a duck? Why that...why a duck? Why a no chicken?

Hammer: Well, I don't know why a no chicken; I'm a stranger here myself. All I know is that it's a viaduct. You try to cross over there a chicken and you'll find out why a duck.

Chico: When I go someplace I just...

Hammer: (interrupts) It's...It's deep water, that's why a duck. It's deep water.

Chico: That's why a duck...

Hammer: Look...look, suppose you were out horseback riding and you came to that stream and you wanted to ford over...You couldn't make it, it's too deep!

Chico: Well, why do you want with a Ford if you gotta horse?

Hammer: Well, I'm sorry the matter ever came up. All I know is that it's a viaduct.

Chico: Now look, alright, I catch ona why a horse, why a chicken, why a this, why a that...I no catch ona why a duck.

Hammer: I was only fooling...I was only fooling. They're gonna build a tunnel there in the morning. Now is that clear to you?

Chico: Yes, everything excepta why a duck.

[Lubernaut]

8. That is silly.

But what if these birds learn how to fly planes?

[slor]

9. Easy guys, this is a real concern !

Thanksgiving is just weeks away, a perfect time for OBL to strike our country with Turkeys of Mass Destruction!

[eShirl]

11. "OH THE HUMANITY!"

"as god is my witness, I swear I thought turkeys could fly!"

rotfl

[slor]

12. I can see the fox headlines now...

Butterball Bio-Terror!

[uppityperson]

14. I should be able to come up with a Monty Python line, but can't

Breaking News: Down pillow sales Down!

[norml]

16. The swallow may fly south with the sun or the house martin or the plover

may seek warmer climes in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land?

[Marr]

18. Poultry of Mass Destruction!

[LuCifer]

19. Here's what I don't get...

...this BIRD FLU (aka HYPE!) has been around, how long!? For a while now, right?! IF this was SO bad as they make it out to be, WHY HAS IT NOT ALREADY KILLED US ALL BY NOW?!?!?!?!!? More CRAP from our scumbag asshole lying turd-fondeling government. Sorry to be redundant!

Lu

[RagAss]

20. It's a special bird that only listens to terrorists.....

:rofl:

:rofl:

[HeeBGBz]

21. Duck!!!

[norml]

24. Alright! Why a duck? Why that...why a duck? Why a no chicken?

[Elidor]

22. Report any suspicious birdshit to Homeland Security!!!

They'll get right to the bottom of it.

[brettdale]

23. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Oh FAUX! I can imagine the promo.

"JUST WHEN YOU THOUGH IT WAS SAFE TO GO INTO KFC"

They will then play some scary music and show a Muslim man working behind the counter.

Then they will say Hillary eats chicken,

FOLLOWED by Bush killing some chickens on his ranch, and a expert saying Bush is saving the world from Bird Flu.

FEAR FACTOR FEAR FACTOR.

Seriously, does anyone know of any links that Talamin (the drug company) has to the Bush adminstration?