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sysoprock Donating Member (391 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-14-05 03:06 AM
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I love that "homosexualagenda" is one of the top keywords at Free Republic
Hilarious.

I can't wait to watch the slow implosion over there as this administration crumbles to pieces.
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FVZA_Colonel Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-14-05 03:09 AM
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1. It's also pretty revealing that
Edited on Fri Oct-14-05 03:09 AM by FVZA_Colonel
one of their top keywords isn't spelled correctly.
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DaveColorado Donating Member (498 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-14-05 03:09 AM
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2. Hehe
Well it's happening now.

Many of the non * supporters even call the * supporters "kool aid drinkers."

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lcordero2 Donating Member (832 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-14-05 03:21 AM
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5. lmao
:rofl:
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Stephanie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-14-05 03:10 AM
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3. other keywords there are: andy_stephenson & will_pitt
they are sick wannabes
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Behind the Aegis Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-14-05 03:19 AM
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4. But I LOVE our homosexual agenda!!!
The Homosexual Agenda
8:00 a.m. Wake up. Wonder where you are.

8:01 a.m. Realize you are lying on 100 percent cotton sheets of at least a 300 count, so don't panic; you're not slumming.


8:02 a.m. Realize you are actually in your own bed for a change. Wake stranger next to you and tell them you are late for work so won't be able to cook breakfast for them. Mutter "sorry" as you help him look for his far-flung underwear. You find out that you tore his boxers while ripping them off him last night, so you "loan" him a pair of boxer-briefs, but not the new ones because you never intend to see him again.


8:05 a.m. Tell the stranger, whose name eludes you, "It was fun. I'll give you a call," as you usher him out the door, avoiding his egregious morning-breath.


8:06 a.m. Crumple and dispose of the piece of paper with his telephone number on it when you get to the kitchen.


8:07 a.m. Make a high protein breakfast while watching the Today show. Wonder if the stories you've heard about Matt Lauer are true. Decide they must be.


8:30 a.m. Italian or domestic? Decide to go with three-button Italian and the only shirt that is clean.


8:45 a.m. Climb into red Z4 and try not to look too much like Barbie driving one of her accessories as you pull out of your underground parking. Revos or Armanis? Go with Revos.


9:35 a.m. Stroll into office.


9:36 a.m. Close door to office and call best friend and laugh about the guy who spent the night at your condo. Point out something annoying about best friend's boyfriend but quickly add "It doesn't matter what everyone else thinks, just as long as you love him."


10:15 a.m. Leave office, telling your secretary you are "meeting with a client." Pretend not to notice her insubordinate roll of her eyes (or the cloying "poem" she has tacked to her cubicle wall).


10:30 a.m. Hair appointment for lowlights and cut. Purchase of Aveda anti-humectant pomade.


11:30 a.m. Run into personal trainer at gym. Pester him about getting you Human Growth Hormone. Spend 30 minutes talking to friends on your cell phone while using Hammer Strength machines, preparing a mental-matrix of which circuit parties everyone is going to and which are now passe.


12:00pm Tan. Schedule back-waxing in time for Saturday party where you know you will end up shirtless.


12:30 p.m. Pay trainer for anabolic steroids and schedule a workout. Shower, taking ten minutes to knot your tie while you check-out your best friend's boyfriend undress with the calculation of someone used to wearing a t-back and having dollars stuffed in their crotch.


1:00 p.m. Meet someone for whom you only know his waist, chest and penis size from AOL M4M chat for lunch at a hot, new restaurant. Because the matre d' recognizes you from a gay bar, you are whisked past the Christian heterosexual couples who have been waiting patiently for a table since 12:30.


2:30 p.m. "Dessert at your place." Find out, once again, people lie on AOL.


3:33 p.m. Assume complete control of the U.S., state, and local governments (in addition to other nations' governments); destroy all healthy Christian marriages; recruit all children grades Kindergarten through 12 into your amoral, filthy lifestyle; secure complete control of the media, starting with sitcoms; molest innocent children; give AIDS to as many people as you can; host a pornographic "art" exhibit at your local art museum; and turn people away from Jesus, causing them to burn forever in Hell.


4:10 p.m. Time permitting, bring about the general decline of Western Civilization and look like you are having way too much fun doing it.


4:30 p.m. Take a disco-nap to prevent facial wrinkles from the stress of world conquest and being so terribly witty.


6:00 p.m. Open a fabulous new bottle of Malbec.


6:47 P.M. Bake Ketamine for weekend. Test recipe.

7:00 P.M. Go to Abercrombie & Fitch and announce in a loud voice, "Over!"

7:40 P.M. Stop looking at the photographic displays at Abercrombie & Fitch and go to a cool store to begin shopping.

8:30 p.m. Light dinner with catty homosexual friends at a restaurant you will be "over" by the time it gets its first review in the local paper.


10:30 p.m. Cocktails at a debauched gay bar, trying to avoid alcoholic queens who can't navigate a crowd with a lit cigarette in one hand and a Stoli in a cheap plastic cup in the other. Make audible remark about how "trashy" people who still think smoking is acceptable are.


12:00 a.m. "Nightcap at your place." Find out that people lie in bars, too.


You too can be the best Christian if you follow the Betty Bowers way!
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McKenzie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-14-05 03:26 AM
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6. snort! That was funny...
"Because the matre d' recognizes you from a gay bar, you are whisked past the Christian heterosexual couples who have been waiting patiently for a table since 12:30."

Hahahaaa...because it has probably happened in r/l.

Still laughing...thanks for a bit of early morning humour.
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drhilarius Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-14-05 03:28 AM
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7. That's hilarious....
I'm pretty sure this is what the closet cases at FR were looking for.
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LynnTheDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-14-05 03:36 AM
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9. rotflmao!!!!
Oh that is hilarious!
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LynnTheDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-14-05 03:31 AM
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8. They sure do love their Gucki-BoyToy, don't they.
Gannon's their poster boy. Now I wonder...do they masturbate to Gannon's poster, or to bush's? Both?
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undergroundpanther Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-14-05 04:21 AM
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10. I'm gay
What's the homosexualagenda?

???

You'd think I'd KNOW..

All I know is gay people(and other minorities) shouldn't be forced to become second class citizens or scapegoats because of a certain popular religion has religious bigotries some people that like that religion think is ok because thier god says it's ok to take SOME peoples human rights and citizen rights away and abuse them.
My agenda like evewry other personin this country is to be treated like any other human being in America is treated, to be myself with my human rights intact,my equal protection according to the law(the CONSTITUTION not the bibble) like every citizen is entitled to have in this country .

Is that the eeeevil homosexualagenda that gets the freeps all in a twist??
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Behind the Aegis Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-14-05 04:27 AM
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11. The homosexual agenda is HERE....
Edited on Fri Oct-14-05 04:27 AM by Behind the Aegis
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