Cute joke I just got in an email

[datadiva]

New Emblem:

The government today announced that it is changing its emblem from an Eagle to a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance. A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed.

Damn, it just doesn't get more accurate than that!

[Rabrrrrrr]

1. Here's one I got recently

A lot of folks can't understand how we came to have an oil shortage
here in our country. Well, there's a very simple answer.

Nobody bothered to check the oil. We just didn't know we were getting
low. The reason for that is purely geographical: Our OIL is located in
Alaska, California, Oklahoma, Texas, Utah, and Wyoming.

Our DIPSTICKS are located in Washington, DC.

[datadiva]

2. Thats funny

I am going to email it back to my friend, thanks.

[RubyDuby in GA]

3. Okay, here's one I got recently:

Bush Presidential Library Destroyed by Fire

A tragic fire this morning destroyed the personal library of

President George W. Bush. The fire began in the presidential

bathroom where both of the books were kept. Both of his

books have been lost. A presidential spokesman said the

president was devastated, as he had almost finished

coloring the second one.

[jeanarrett]

4. Okay, here's one that a very left leaning lawyer

in my law firm (which is heavy repub) asked me the other day when we were talking about Harriet Miers:

He said, "All I can think of when I think of her on the Supreme Court is--what do you call a lawyer with an I.Q. of 85?"

His answer: "Your, honor."