I PERSONALLY prevented 2 terrorist attacks in the US

[spindoctor]

Unfortunately I can't give you any details about it.

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[leveymg]

6. Want to explain that one?

Also, check your post on the McCain torture bill.

[tompayne1]

10. it prevented a terrorist attack

like the 3 shrub has prevented in the past few years. (did you get that email)

[texpatriot2004]

2. What is it, you don't recall or you have no recollection? Or maybe

you can't tell us how you know.

[Wickerman]

3. Being in the Midwest, I often do the same

but, of course, that is homegrown terrorism so even if I could tell you about the events, they wouldn't matter.

[Beetwasher]

4. Pfft! Amateur!

I prevented a Google of them only this morning while having my cofee.

[barbaraann]

5. I personally prevented 8 terrorist attacks in the US.

You are a piker compared to me. ;-)

Also, I prevented the attacks with my bare hands while cleaning house!!!!! Beat that!!

[BleedingHeartPatriot]

7. spindoctor, I would never ask for details, I believe you because

there haven't been any other attacks since 9/11.

What more proof should I need?

Spinnie, you're doing a heckuva job! MKJ

[Sparkman]

8. I saved the president....killed a sh** eating dog today!!

[tridim]

9. I voted against an American terrorist regime.. Twice.

That's the best I could do.

[annabanana]

11. Yeah? Well I stopped a BRAZILIAN!

so there.

[obreaslan]

19. How Many is a BRAZILLION?????

I love that joke. :)

[gratuitous]

12. Only two? Why do you hate America so much?

Hell, I stopped two terrorist attacks this morning. Before breakfast, even. I'm stopping one right. This. Second. There!

Slacker!

[Beetwasher]

16. If You're Not Constantly Killing Terrorists, You Might Be One

So I'd have to kill you. NO SLACKING!!! Whammo! There goes another one!

[gratuitous]

23. All right, Beetwasher (if that is your real name)

You're trying to stop me from stopping all these terrorist attacks. (Oof, stopped another one right there!) Which means that . . . YOU must be a terrorist!!

{Begins indiscriminately squirting lead, as all good Americans should}

[Beetwasher]

24. Heh! Using A Gun? HA!!! Proof That YOU Are The Terrorist!

Every god fearing American knows that only terrorist's use guns. Good god fearing terrorist hunters like myself need only our bare hands and enormous genitals!

[gratuitous]

26. Trying to restrict my God-given rights under the Second Amendment, eh?

Guantanamo, bitches!

Is it just us, or has this entire thread kind of degenerated?

[savemefromdumbya]

13. NO, I'm better, I prevented 21 terrorist attacks in the US!

but they may be indicted and I can't give you any details about it!

[Richard Steele]

14. Ha! _I_ discovered an ERRORIST at Faux News just this morning...

...And I immediatly reported in full to DU!

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=104x4988947

[spindoctor]

25. LOL - thats a keeper! nt

[EFerrari]

15. I ran up and down our streets last November

screaming "The POD PEOPLE ARE COMING!" but nothing happened.

[Dogmudgeon]

17. I Am Weasel

That's code.

Secret code.

--p!

[Arkana]

18. Ongoing investigation, right?

Me too! I caught Zarqawi's 3rd lieutenant--3 times!

[maine_raptor]

20. Do Deer terrorizing my garden count?

'Cause I got a whole herd going through my garden and orchard. And I swear one was wearing a turban.

[obreaslan]

21. I am currently preventing an attack as we speak.....

I have three more preventions planned for this afternoon.

[autorank]

22. Details or not, thanks so much. I'd like to give you an award.

With thanks from a greatful forum:

[Bernardo de La Paz]

27. First the crap "breaking indictiments" post & now this. Cheap even if true

[SpaceCatMeetsMars]

28. I also think you are a terrorist, because

by preventing attacks and making us feel safe, you are distracting us from our God-given duty as Americans to cower and spread fear.

[TahitiNut]

29. I prevented THREE! Do I hear four? Four? Going. Going.

:silly:

[6th Borough]

30. 9mm Barreta, silenced?

:smoke:

[dave29]

31. I prevented a forest fire

only I could have done it