it's almost time for Scotty BBQ Bingo!

[The Witch]

Pick a card, any card, and draw up a seat!





Post when you hear a phrase on your card. First one to yell Bingo gets first pick of the Scottyburgers!



Mmm... BBQ....

EDIT: We're up! You all still playing?

[Bozita]

1. superb!

nominated

[The Witch]

2. P.S. kick if you love me

I always post this thread too early :-(

[Sydnie]

3. kick n/t

[bunny planet]

4. Oh goodie, I want to play. I'm printing out my Scottie bingo cards right

now as we speak. When is Puffy McMoon face on? I can only get him on whitehouse.gov and their feed never has the sound turned up on the reporters questions. Lucky for me, I can still hear Snottie's lame answers and play Scotty McBingo.

[laruemtt]

5. c-span 3 now - you can

watch it on-line.

[The Witch]

6. "The Middle East... and then the civilized world."

Oh, LORD above. :eyes:

[Catrina]

7. *rotfl*

Is he on yet? I hate watching him, but this will make it fun!

[GreenPartyVoter]

8. kickin!

[GreenPartyVoter]

10. Which C-span will it be on?

[The Witch]

11. It's on C-SPAN 3

two more recs and everyone will know to play :crossing fingers:

[HughMoran]

21. Oh, crap, I don't get that one! n/t

[otohara]

29. Go To CSPAN Website

I don't think anyone gets it on the tube

[The Witch]

9. Is Scotty protecting anonymous sources!?

:wow: perish the thought!

[The Witch]

12. "Les, your turn..."

:eyes:

[halobeam]

13. LOL was details in speech were the first half of the speech!

Details were in the nature of the terrorists... he means, all the adjectives Bush used? OMG.. totally fucking lame.

[CottonBear]

15. Details my ass. It was the same recycled rhetoric and key words

and phrases as usual. They just rearrange the order to make it SEEM like a new speech.

OMG! Q. about * saying God told him to invade Afghanistan and Iraq and is quoting BBC report. :)

[berni_mccoy]

14. Reporter asking about the "God Told Me To Invade Iraq" comment!

LOL! :rofl:

PuffyMcMoonFace just lied in response.

[The Witch]

16. ONGOING INVESTIGATION!

Ah, that phrase brings back memories!

[CottonBear]

LET THE FACTS COME OUT.

:rofl: I'm sure the facts will be coming out about, oh lets say, indictments? Bwahahahahahah!

[CottonBear]

20. Dupe. Delete.

:)

[Cocoa]

17. this is the snippiest I've ever seen Scotty

he's raising his voice, highly defensive about how much in the speech is "new."

Supposedly the first half is the new part. :shrug:

[halobeam]

19. Yep... Scotty was snotty.

[The Witch]

18. The minute they bring up Plamegate Scotty bolts!

He ran the hell away!

[bunny planet]

22. I was thiiiiiiiis close to a BINGO. Was watching on shitehouse.gov and

the feed cut off as soon as Plamegate came up. Did he just leave the podium then. He probably had to change his depends after all little Snotty's name is mentioned in the list of 'folks' that just might be indicted.

[Cocoa]

24. there's a word for what Scotty did

he vamoosed

[tridim]

25. Make one wonder why the crack WH press corps waited

until the end to ask the most important question. Fucking lapdogs.

[Obamarama]

38. Just like the movie Fargo: "Oh jeez....he's fleein' the interview."

Scotty = Jerry Lindegard

[MADem]

23. You'll be needing to add LITMUS TEST to that card

...for as long as the Supreme Court nom is an issue!

[bunny planet]

26. I see litmus test on my copy, in the second set of squares in the pink

column.

[MADem]

28. Silly me, blind as a bat! nt

[Angry Girl]

27. Great post! You need to make a card game with this! n/t

[dretceterini]

30. from MSN...

Bush vows to stay course in Iraq
President says Islamic militants want to ‘enslave whole nations’


Kind of sounds to me like Bush's plans for much of the middle east..

[CrackpotAmerica]

31. You Sank My Battleship!

LOL!

Nominated

[jillan]

32. Did you make this up yourself? I love it!

This needs to stay on DU somewhere, and everytime Scotty speaks, we need to play.

[The Witch]

36. I've been posting it each day there's a briefing

Sometimes it gets nominated, sometimes not. I'm trying to collect enough phrases to make a number of cards... had to go into a meeting for this press conf tho, so I missed a lot of the good 'uns.

[kliljedahl]

33. EXXXCELENT !!!

Very well done, thank you.

[jillan]

34. Scotty on cspan 2 now - anybody ready ???

[jbnow]

35. Was it legal for you

to steal little Scotty's top secret notes and post them here this way?

[The Witch]

37. ;laugh: Now you know. I'm really Jeff Gannon...

and I leaked Plame's name to the civilized world.

I'm :evilgrin: evil.

:rofl:

[troubleinwinter]

39. No way am I gonna play that again....

last time my husband & I played Scotty Bingo, we took a shot for every hit on a square. We both got shit-faced. I am too old anymore for those games.

[Kurovski]

40. Scotty tried to turn the tables on a reporter

who prefaced a question with "Republicans say...".

Who? Who are they? Quizzed the gravy-cheeked McClellan with a self-satisfied smirk. And again he asks.

I guess he never learned the only good lesson the self-serving Judith Miller had to impart to us.

And guess what Scotty? You're paid by the taxpayers to ANSWER questions, not ASK them. But you know what? We know you're just doing your part to fit right into the most incompetent administration in American history.

[Stockholm]

41. K&N