Would Ross Perot Have Been A Better President Than Bush*?

[arwalden]

[Fuzz]

1. We'd be fighting Aliens instead of Iraqi insurgents.

:)

[arwalden]

15. "Aliens Are Puttin Gonorrhea In My Sammich"

[tk2kewl]

2. Teri Shiavo would've been a better president than bush

[mcctatas]

Truly tasteless!!!!!

But oh so fuckin' funny:spray: :rofl:

[Benhurst]

3. Do bears shit in the woods?

[AirmensMom]

4. My cat would have been a better prez than bush*!

[Island Blue]

5. My cat would have been a better President than Bush** n/t

[Island Blue]

14. Wow, Airmens Mom - That was freaky!

[AirmensMom]

22. Yeah, it sure was, Island!

It's a SIGN -- the cats should both run for president!

:crazy:

[opihimoimoi]

6. Fuck YEAH, 387374658959060798 times better

Same Ears but tons more Brains

[Richard D]

7. A box of angry pit vipers . . .

. . . would be a better president than *.

[rpannier]

8. The question should be

who wouldn't have been a better president than scrubbo?

[BuyingThyme]

9. Yes.

[Lex]

10. Yes.

I doubt Perot would've gotten us into the Iraq mess.

On the other hand, who knows what the hell Perot would've gotten us into.

[LuCifer]

11. At this point...

...I'd think my own shit could have done better than these neo-KKKon retards.

So whatever happened to ol' Ross?! Did he ever get the knife out of the kitchen to stab the dog, or whatever in the HELL he was talking about!?
:crazy:

Lu

[joemurphy]

12. Barbra Streisand would've been better than Bush...Hell,

Charo would have been better than Bush

[Captain Hilts]

17. Reggie Miller needs a job now, how about him? nt

[joemurphy]

26. Boom Baby! Another 3 from Reggie!

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

13. Yes.

I can't think of many carbon-based life forms who wouldn't have been better.

[LTR]

16. A pile of dog shit would be a better president

Only think I liked about Perot is that he pissed off the wingnuts because he stole voters away from them.

[benburch]

18. Rodney King would have been better. nt

[TahitiNut]

19. Perhaps only marginally.

I regard Perot as a fascist, but he has neither the intellectual sloth nor the degree of sociopathic corruption as Junior. Perot is also a narcissist, however, but maybe not to the extreme and hopeless degree as Smirk. He might make up for it in megalomania, though. Where Junior is akin to Mussolini, Perot would be closer to Franco.

[Rabrrrrrr]

20. Jesus Christ, yes!

At least Ross Perot managed his company successfully, and not into bankruptcy every time he was given a new company to run.

I would have voted for Perot in '92.

[Fovea]

21. Almost any carbon based lifeform would

Perhaps ** would compare favorably to a fungus, I suppose.

[Angry Girl]

30. Please don't insult the fungi!

They don't offend easily but THAT takes the cake! :-)

[valerief]

32. Speaking of cake

Uranium yellowcake would have made a better president.

[Angry Girl]

34. And much less toxic! n/t

[neebob]

23. Yes

Ross Perot, a box of rocks, a pile of hair clippings on the floor. No use trying to top the one about Terri Schiavo. If I wanted to give my mother a heart attack, that's what I'd say.

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

24. The detached frozen head of Ted Williams would have been a better

President than Der Schimpanse Fuehrer.

[havocmom]

25. Ross MARTIN would have been a better president than bush*!

DR Ross would have been a better president, AND he made good dogfood!

[shavedape]

27. lets just say he couldnt be worse...

...if he was the antichrist himself!

[OnionPatch]

28. Are you kidding??!!

Geez, why insult Ross Perot that way!

[Angry Girl]

29. A box of rocks with a wind mobile would have been better! n/t

[Captain Hilts]

31. One of those rescued dolphins would be better than W. Smarter too. nt

[Angry Girl]

35. The dolphin can think on his/her own

So it's an unfair comparison!

[don954]

33. Ross would have never passed CAFTA

and the unemployment rate would be less than 2% i bet

need i say more?

[bunny planet]

36. A one-celled organism would've been a better President than Jr.

[Crazy Guggenheim]

37. Here's his Secretary of State too.

[Rosco T.]

38. Ross from Friends would have been a better president... n/m

[OKDem08]

39. Ross Perot's theme song, Patsey Cline's, "I'm Crazy"

would be more appropriate w/GWB.

[Bleed]

40. C,mon!

That guy would have sucked just as bad! He would have been another President that believed that the rich did not have to pay taxes! As far as any even reasonable decision when 9/11 happened, Christ, Perot would have us in nuclear Holocaust right now! I hate Bush, but not bad enough to have that jerk in office!