Would my Golden Retriever make a good Supreme Court justice?

[11 Bravo]

He's been with me since he was 8 weeks old; he's never bitten me; and before I got married, he slept on the bed with me. Of course, he's never been a judge, but damn, is he loyal!

[Bozita]

1. Does he have a paper record?

[Elidor]

5. All questions about the dog are off-limits due to master-pet privilege

[ruggerson]

11. master-pet privilege

somehow seems appropriate in the case of Bush-Miers, eh?

:7

[11 Bravo]

6. Nah, he's been trained for years.

But when he was a puppy, the "paper trail" was devastating.

[driver8]

2. Is he "born again"??

If not...Shrubby won't nominate him.

[RockaFowler]

3. My Niece is Loyal

She's 6 years old. I guess she could be the next SCOTUS

[chalky]

4. He needs to get in line behind Barney. Shrub owes him after the whole

"dropping him on his back" incident.

[kanrok]

10. The douchebag in chief didn't drop Barney, he threw him down

the heartless bastard.

[rocktivity]

28. Bush threw him down because Barney nipped him

and Barney nipped him because he hates him.

:headbang:
rocknation

[chalky]

29. THAT'S it. Barney gets MY vote.

n/t

[ruggerson]

7. Can you please tell us where he stands

on the issue of stuffed toy destruction?

For or against?

[11 Bravo]

16. Well, when he was young and foolish ..

he acted young and foolish. No DUIs, but he chewed the shit out of a few stuffed animals. Fuck! Forget the Supreme Court. He's over-qualified to be the President!

[ashling]

8. A yellow dog?

sounds good to me.

[StClone]

9. Right ahead of a ham sandwich

What does indicting one mean?

[DanCa]

12. My Mastiff has an upside down hart on her chest

I think the fundies will take that as some kind of sign or something.

[Tim4319]

13. Does he where a size 6?

[Hello_Kitty]

14. I heard he's a judicial activist.

The beagle down the street says he wants to legislate from the bench.

'Course, I hear she's kind of a bitch, though...;)

[BeatleBoot]

15. An 8 Week Old Puppy Never Bit You?

But I get you're larger point.

Very good point at that.

B-)

[11 Bravo]

19. Puppy nibbles don't count, do they?

[Democrats_win]

17. Golden Retrievers are people-friendly, thus: no way.

[marbuc]

18. GWB is lowering the bar across the board

starting with his own presidency. I use to think intelligence and intellectual curiousity was a prerequisite for the job of president. I used to think the director of FEMA should have prior emergency response experience. I used to think a supreme court nominee should have some experience with constitutional law.

[bahrbearian]

20. I'd be jumping for joy

[tularetom]

21. Does your dog think Roe v Wade is a good document

for him to poop on?

[buddysmellgood]

22. How bad does he shed?

[11 Bravo]

24. I could make a smaller, auxiliary dog, out of what he leaves ...

in the corners every week!

[MountainLaurel]

25. I can sympathize

My step-dog is a golden who never lost his puppy undercoat. He looks twice his size, he's so fuzzy. The joke around here is that we need to collect that fur and have someone spin it into yard, and then I can knit one hell of a waterproof sweater.

[buddysmellgood]

31. Perfect. A spare justice!

[pnorman]

23. Sorry, Barney has first rejection rights.

pnorman

[LisaL]

26. Only if he thinks Bush is the most brilliant man he ever met.

[firefox]

27. He might be okay, but you are not pResident.

If you were pResident and could teach him how to flip a coin for a decision, he would work out better than anyone * would nominate.

[texpatriot2004]

30. I think so. I think he could do the job. He'd be good too because

it's been proven that dogs have a larger emotional brain than humans so maybe he could bring some empathy to the table.

[Glenda]

32. Yes