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banana republican Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-03-05 10:23 PM
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LIMERICK COMPETITION - GEORGE W BUSH AND IRAQ
Georgie Porgie Puddins and Pies
Rigged elections, told big lies
Just to follow his Daddy.
He's a little bit maddy
You can tell from that look in his eyes.

When weapons of mass destruction aren't found
Bush says that it's clear they've just gone to ground
We'll mount an attack
Wage war on Iraq
And in making our point Baghdad we will pound.


His lying was all but perfected,
Johnny told us we'd be better affected,
We'll sell coke and wheat
And we'll just cop it sweet,
While Georgie's wee missile's projected

http://expage.com/bushbusters02a
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DebJ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-03-05 10:26 PM
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1. what a great last line ha ha ha
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catnhatnh Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-03-05 10:29 PM
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2. Limerick...
...Georgey Porgey
AWOL Pilot
Had a gap And couldn't hide it
When the truth came out to play,
Dan Rather got fucked...
OK so it doesn't rhyme...
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catnhatnh Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-03-05 10:39 PM
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3. How about...
George has failed in many places,
showed out to us his many faces,
He acts like Texas was his Birth,
as if that would have added worth,
he ain't a cowboy,no far from it,
that empty hat's a small part of it..
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Mira Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-03-05 10:55 PM
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4. Sad Limerick
Edited on Mon Oct-03-05 11:00 PM by Mira
There once was a "Leader" named double you
who lied and that really must trouble you
he divided our nation
and to round the equasion he
turned Iraq into rubble too.
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countmyvote4real Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-03-05 11:03 PM
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5. That's a good one Mira.
(and it has the limerick meter.)
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spacelady Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-03-05 11:04 PM
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6. Nice!
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Your_Moment_Of_Zen Donating Member (16 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-03-05 11:46 PM
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23. well done!
You're great at this! :D
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bhunt70 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-03-05 11:05 PM
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7. my try
George had to steal his elections
and cover with Supreme Court selections.
Democrats need to make stick
he's more tricky than dick,
but he still gives 35% erections.
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spacelady Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-03-05 11:12 PM
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10. Ya beat me by "that much"! Great limerick!
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spacelady Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-03-05 11:11 PM
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8. OK, here goes...
Edited on Mon Oct-03-05 11:14 PM by spacelady
Once upon an election,
"W" couldn't get an erection,
So he stole it from Gore,
Which makes him a whore,
In the mirror "W" makes no reflection.



Edit for spelling.
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Citizen Jane Donating Member (513 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-03-05 11:11 PM
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9. Hmmm, I love limericks
There once was an idiot named George,
Who Halliburton and Carlyle did let gorge,
But he could not master
Natural disasters
And he could no longer his popularity engorge.
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halobeam Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-03-05 11:14 PM
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11. Okay, I'll try...
Georgie Porgie always smirked
wherever he went, darkness lurked,
he couldn't match up to his dear 'ol brother,
not according to his Dad or his mother,
he'll always remain the family jerk.

Georgie Porgie numbed his pain,
with alcohol, and good cocaine,
once he cried he was on God's side,
he lived a new life masked with false pride.
he'll always retain the family shame.

Georgie Porgie grew to power,
but couldn't wash off the past in his shower,
he had cleaners, who washed, and soaked and scrubbed,
but couldn't wash clean, the bastard shrub.
he'll be remembered as everyone's darkest hour.
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Citizen Jane Donating Member (513 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-03-05 11:17 PM
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12. Must try again
There once was an Eli, a Deke,
Who branded his brothers' physiques,
He said what the hell,
I'm a Skull and Bones fell',
Now he's in danger because of a leak.
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driver8 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-03-05 11:20 PM
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13. Mine
Shrub is a man with no class
Who, in life, was given a pass
He now is the prez
Or at least so he sez
Now we all get effed up the ass
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hopeisaplace Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-03-05 11:29 PM
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19. good one
:rofl:
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omega minimo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-03-05 11:20 PM
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14. Oh goodie-- triviality!
There once was a prezdent named Bush
Who lived a high life quite lush
His daddy turned back
So he destroyed Iraq
And made the troops listen to Rush
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driver8 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-03-05 11:21 PM
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15. Ha Ha -- good one!!
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omega minimo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-03-05 11:26 PM
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18. Gotcha!
:hi:
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Redstone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-03-05 11:24 PM
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16. That's not the right form for a limerick!
You're thinking of some other poetic form. Maybe a sonnet?

Redstone
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rosesaylavee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-03-05 11:25 PM
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17. Submission
There once was an moran from Texas
Whose presidency all but wrecked us
He flew far overhead to view the Hurricane dead
That little wee man known as JACKASS
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dalaigh lllama Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-04-05 12:34 AM
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31. Good one Rosie!
:hi:

I'm thinkin', I'm thinkin'...
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dalaigh lllama Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-04-05 12:58 AM
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34. There once was a miserable hack
Who vowed, "I won't jump in the sack
"It's so sinful to screw
"A lady in blue,
"But o.k. to screw us and Iraq."

Now, that hack was a bit of a prick,
And he talked like an ignorant hick.
Some had feared that his brain
Had been fried with cocaine,
But he kept it quite safe in his Dick.
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rosesaylavee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-04-05 05:55 PM
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35. Oooh. And you stayed on topic...
I strayed into other annoying traits.

But I like. I like.
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NNadir Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-03-05 11:33 PM
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20. My George Limerick.
Little Georgie thought that Iraq
Was a wonderful place to attack
His neocon friends
Tried to justify ends,
But the means put the ends way off track.
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hopeisaplace Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-03-05 11:41 PM
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21. International poetry...
In Canada we too have a bush
but ours has trees that go swoosh
when hurricanes blow
we can't impeach ours ya know
but yours needs a tree up his tush




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banana republican Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-03-05 11:57 PM
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25. it rocks
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hopeisaplace Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-04-05 12:00 AM
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26. from Canada with love..
:hi:
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banana republican Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-04-05 12:06 AM
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27. Thanks from the "Other" Washington. n/t
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rosesaylavee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-03-05 11:44 PM
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22. Another one
His mom was known all around as BABS
Her movements reminded one of a crab
Her smile could freeze
A man in mid-sneeze
That wonderful most sinister BABS.
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banana republican Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-03-05 11:56 PM
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24. There once was a man skull & bone
Who thought the world he did own
Till he met up one day
With the American way
And now we find he is gone.
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Pryderi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-04-05 12:17 AM
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28. There once was a moron named Bush
Who wanted to kick someone's tush
With Osama on the lam
He went after Saddam
Final proof that he is a lush
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trackfan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-04-05 12:27 AM
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29. The Bush Years
Well, things are fucked up in Iraq.
How I wish these four years I had back.
George Bush is a turd.
Still it's worse, I have heard,
in New Orleans, for those who are Black.
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hopeisaplace Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-04-05 12:28 AM
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30. International Poetry part deux...
Do what I say not do
is the crazy republican truth
they preach to be moral
'fraid of gay men in floral
lets face it they have a screw loose
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banana republican Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-04-05 12:37 AM
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32. A few more for the fun of it.
There once was a president of the USA
Who would really like most of us to pass away
So he could rule the earth
With a great deal of mirth
And play with his "weapon" all day.

There was a young chap from Texas,
Who said "Saddam, you sure vex us,
We are coming to see,
All your WMD",
But they soon found themselves in the nexus.

Bush heads the American nation
though in doubt was his call to this station
for the vote was re-jigged
by a court that was rigged
yet he still wants a standing ovation.

http://expage.com/bushbusters02a
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hopeisaplace Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-04-05 12:39 AM
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33. these are good!
I'll be tryint to fall asleep creating these in my head tonight...I'll never get to sleep now B-)
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Johonny Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-04-05 08:22 PM
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36. g
In order to prove to Americans he had much sac,
George W. Bush went and attacked Iraq
While troops searched in vain for weapons of mass destruction
George W. tries to avoid blame for event ignored during vacation
A model Islamic Iraqi Democracy he has built in his head
While a haven for a new breed of Terrorist he has built instead
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