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Phoebe Loosinhouse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-01-05 09:19 PM
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If you found this, would you pass it on to Fitzgerald?
Edited on Sat Oct-01-05 09:38 PM by Phoebe Loosinhouse
This was found damp and crumpled beside the "sanitary" disposal unit in the ladies room in the DC courthouse today.

Dearest Judith,

Sorry for the confusion over that silly release. Did I tell you that I finally got the bolts on the candied rice machine? I will scoot right over and putin the ones at the Crawfords like you asked me. And yes, my chafed knees are better and the bushes are trimmed. Now that you're out, why don't you join me in ME? I've been to Paradise, but I've never been to ME.

Toodles,

Tblossom


I want to do the right thing, but I would hate to get anyone in trouble!
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MojoXN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-01-05 09:21 PM
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1. Funny, but...
Quit with the misleading title, por favor. GD is not the place for satire, at least not when it's presented as legitimate news.

Just my opinion, to qualify my statement.

MojoXN
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Phoebe Loosinhouse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-01-05 09:40 PM
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3. changed per your request n/t
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Mr_Spock Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-01-05 09:21 PM
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2. Turd Blossom
An appropriate name :D
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