Your lost loved ones can become jewels for Christ's crown!

[tanyev]

That's lost as in people who don't know the love of Jeeeeesus. Yes, Rev. Rod Parsley wants to pray for your unsaved loved one.

I want to help you call on the saving power of Jesus Christ to flood the heart and soul of your precious jewel. Here's how:

On Thursday, Oct. 27, we will broadcast live from the TBN Broadcast Center in Nashville, Tenn., a worldwide Super Salvation Prayer Service, and I want your unsaved loved one, as a precious jewel, represented during this massive salvation, soul- saving prayer meeting.

That is why I ask you to fill in the names of your lost loved one on our website. I will place precious jewels on the altar representing each one during our prayer meeting and believe God for their salvation.
https://www.breakthrough.net/Jewel/Jewel.asp

I'm going to ask that our President be delivered from the demons of alcoholism and that Ken Mehlman repent of his evil homosexual lifestyle. The forces of darkness are very strong in the Republican party right now. Tell Rev. Parsley all about it.

[Richard Steele]

1. That's a fine idea: flood his site with the names of Repub sinners!

He's gonna need a bigger altar!

(edited cuz I kant spel gud)

[Straight Shooter]

2. He's also going to need lots of laboratory grown gems and cubic zirconia.

Repubs don't deserve real jewels.

[PassingFair]

3. Rod Parsley.....hey there's a joke here somewhere.....

What's green and prays?

[hobbit709]

5. In Rockdale Texas

There's a chicken and catfish joint called "Parsley's Pullet Parlor"
I kid you not.

[hobbit709]

4. Just what kind

of precious jewels are we talking here?

[tanyev]

10. Tiny little bits of cheap, tacky plastic, I'm sure.

[charlie]

6. $54 gets you a yard-long sword. Hoo boy...

Display this specially crafted sword in your home as a reminder that this is your year to TURN BACK THE TERROR and ADVANCE THE KINGDOM in your life! God has promised you a bigger, stronger, and more powerful sword than the devil ever dreamed of possessing (Isaiah 54:16).

http://www.breakthrough.net/covenant-partner.asp

[titoresque]

7. No thanks I'll just wait for my Mormon family

members to baptize me when I'm dead

[Gogi]

8. Ask him when he became a Mormon. eom

[LeftyMom]

9. Wouldn't that be sympathetic magic?

I thought fundies weren't supposed to do pagan rituals?

[titoresque]

11. I sent mine here it is:

Please confirm that the following information is correct and press "Confirm & Continue" otherwise click the "Edit - Go Back" button.

COUNTRY:
United States
SALUTATION:
Mrs.
FIRST NAME:
American
MIDDLE INITIAL:
Q.
LAST NAME:
Citizen
SUFFIX:

SPOUSE FIRST NAME:

E-MAIL ADDRESS:
[e-mail]
WOULD YOU LIKE TO RECEIVE EMAIL IN THE FUTURE?:
No
ADDRESS 1:
just pray for him
ADDRESS 2:

CITY:
D.C.
STATE:
WA
ZIP/POSTAL CODE:
90018
PHONE:

666 - 666 - 6666
NAME OF LOST LOVED ONE:

George W. Bush AKA: Satan,Lucifer,Anti-Christ.

After pressing "Confirm & Continue"
please allow up to 60 seconds for processing.
Do not click your back button.

[CatholicEdHead]

12. Snake oil salesman

That is all.