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Atman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 08:07 PM
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A repub told me he'd buy me a one-way ticket if I'd leave the country
You know, the ol' "You keep bitchin' so much...I thought all you stinkin' liberals were going to do us a favor and leave the country! I'll tell you what, I'll buy you a one-way ticket!"

So I took him up on it. My sister lives on Ko Sumai, Thailand, and has been begging me to come over. She's buying some property and needs help clearing it and building a house. So, I'm there, I told him. Gave him my address and flight info.

Chicken shit bastard ran away so fast he looked like Chimpy running for a fresh-tapped keg!
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Mr_Spock Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 08:11 PM
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1. Nice
My new thing is to use their expressions back at 'em.

Don't like my bumper sticker? Hey, land of the free baby!

It's America, love it or leave it! Land of the free - baby!

You gotta love a country where you can express yourself freely!!

Hey, don't like it - why don't YOU leave!!

Get's em every time :rofl:
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Straight Shooter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 08:12 PM
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2. All hot air and no balloon to fill it.
And I can just imagine how quickly their lives would turn to sh*t if all the liberals actually did leave.
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The Backlash Cometh Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 08:15 PM
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3. Tell him you're staying to fight, that's why you're not going to Iraq.
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Cha Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 08:15 PM
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4. That's Funny! About the chickenshit.
My son is in Bangkok right now visiting his fiance. They're getting married in Thailand Jan 6, 2006 and then they're going to get the immigration papers rolling for bringing her to Kauai.

I'd like to visit Thailand some day.
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Atman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 08:22 PM
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8. Ko Sumai is freakin' beautiful!
She's living in a tropical paradise! She teaches English to the locals. I'm going to make some day soon, dammit!
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Cha Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 08:25 PM
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11. Yeah, I just looked it up!
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speedoo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 08:16 PM
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5. Sue the stupid moran.
Breach of contract. He made an offer and you accepted. That's a legally enforcable contract. File a claim in small claims court, and you don't even have to hire a lawyer.
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Catherine Vincent Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 08:18 PM
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6. The asshole probably can't even purchase a bus ticket to the next town.
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tnlefty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 08:20 PM
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7. For a couple of years I've been telling them to buy my house at
the fair market value, and I'll be more than happy to consider leaving. My kids deserve better than to be living here with the likes of you.

They usually get that 'you've cut me to the quick' look and shut up.
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Hissyspit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 08:23 PM
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9. Freeper sign at the D.C. protest: "Go To Canada Like You Promised"
Sorry, I didn't tell anyone I would go to Canada.
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CountAllVotes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 08:27 PM
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12. that is what they are doing when they travel
they quickly adopt the flag of Canada and have it plastered all over everything they have. Pretty sick IMO unless you happen to be Canadian!

:kick:

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CountAllVotes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 08:24 PM
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10. I was told that today actually
Edited on Fri Sep-30-05 08:25 PM by CountAllVotes
It was not an argument though. I can live elsewhere if I'd like too being I'm a duo citizen. However, America is my home.

I left for awhile actually a couple of months ago. I realized after I got to where I was going that I wasn't wanted there being I am an American.

I got the best laugh out of some Americans I ran into on my trip posing as Canadians (had the Canadian flags on their luggage). I would not recommend this to anyone as it raised a lot of eyebrows and they were questioned as to why they had Canadian flags on their luggage. They had a stupid response and yep, they were Americans alright trying to hide under another the guise of another country's flag. The ultimate chicken shit act IMO. :evilgrin: They smelled and looked like repukes too. I bet there were. lol!

I was there too with my luggage tags bearing my name, address, etc. on them and no one bothered me at all. However it was obvious to me that we the American people are not wanted anywhere else in the world so it is best we stay here and reclaim OUR country.

America, love it or leave it they say. Well I left and came back to fight for my country as I do love it.

Good reply btw. Too bad these chicken shits don't think before they speak.

:kick:

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AspenRose Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 08:27 PM
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13. Tell him he can give the ticket to Jesse Ventura
since he's commented on leaving the country too!
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Bluerthanblue Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 08:28 PM
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14. next time tell 'him'
he's the one that needs to leave- America is NOT a dictatorship- yet, and there are countries who would welcome good little "do-bees" who don't believe in lock step dedication.
It's high time those of us with the courage and brains to speak out, even when our voices shake, or are shouted down pointed out that IS the function of a truly democratic society- Ask them if they believe Saddam was a tyrant, and a brutal 'dictator'- why they are building their own version of him right here in the USA?
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