The Political Ad of My Dreams

[whalerider55]

Black screen....

Patriotic Music starts, low at first, then swells.
FFirst Scene Shows a Sundown, which morphs into a series of pictures of W Bush patting the heads of black men, wearing that cowboy hat that he has on after every face-bruising bike spill.

Voice over...

"George W. Bush. We've been here before. Think about it..."

Picture changes, now we see an oilwell

"Oil"

Picture changes, we see the long waiting lines of voters standing in the rain

"Ohio"

Pictures changes to a series of stills of Rove, Cheney, Libby, Abramhoff, Delay, Frist

"Corrupt associates"

Picture changes to a photo of Jack Daniels

"The bottle"

Picture of Elephant boy and Vet-hating lady from the RNC

"Republican"

Final Picture of George W. Bush, looking pensive, yet oddly disconnected...

"GIVE UP?"

The picture of Bush morphs into one of Warren Harding.

"Harding. Been there, done that."

Screen fades to black.



whalerider

[ayeshahaqqiqa]

1. Good!

But I fear a majority of Americans probably aren't aware of Warren G. and his corrupt administration.

edited to add: They would think Teapot Dome is a football stadium in Britain, I fear.

[whalerider55]

2. yup