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King Coal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 03:53 PM
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I'm sorry, but you can't prove to me that Tom Delay is quilty. Period.
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wellstone_democrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 03:54 PM
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1. you are sorry?
Ok, I'll forgive you this time.
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valerief Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 03:54 PM
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2. Quilty?
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One_of_8 Donating Member (289 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 04:23 PM
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37. Would you agree at least, that he is soft and
absorbent?
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oldtime dfl_er Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 04:24 PM
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39. LOL!!!
worthy of the master (Jon Stewart)!

http://www.cafepress.com/scarebaby/658010
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Kelvin Mace Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 03:54 PM
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3. Since you have made up your mind
why would we waste our time trying?
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villager Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 03:54 PM
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4. deleted due to slow lag time.
Edited on Fri Sep-30-05 04:24 PM by villager
mine.

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ck4829 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 03:54 PM
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5. You can't prove to me that he's not guily.
Edited on Fri Sep-30-05 04:17 PM by ck4829
Toupee. :)
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valerief Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 03:56 PM
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Nor is he gulty.
Tilde
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ck4829 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 04:01 PM
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27. What are you talkin' about!
He's definitely gulty!

:D
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valerief Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 04:04 PM
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30. Sorry. I meant he isn't quilty. You know, not a quicker picker upper.
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King Coal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 04:08 PM
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32. Yeah! Call Dog. We need a bounty.
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blondeatlast Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 04:39 PM
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49. He's also kinda culty. nt
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King Coal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 04:14 PM
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34. I just got that. That's funny.
:rofl:
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Balbus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 03:55 PM
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6. Unless you're on the jury...
they won't need to prove it to you.
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Balbus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 04:37 PM
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47. Okay, I've been gotten.
Guilty as charged.
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Vogon_Glory Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 03:55 PM
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7. As long as you're not in the Travis County jury pool, I don't care. n/t
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acmejack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 04:19 PM
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35. Talk about a dream job
Serving on Tom Delay's jury, hell, I'd pay to do that! And I am in the jury pool...
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sandnsea Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 03:56 PM
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8. No, I can't, doh
Because I don't know what the evidence is. :eyes:

What kind of half-baked post is this? :shrug:
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King Coal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 03:57 PM
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14. Good question.
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King Coal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 03:56 PM
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9. Nope. It's already been done. You're too late.
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MadHound Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 03:56 PM
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10. Well d'uh!
Over course we can't! We don't have the evidence, we don't have the witness statements, kind of hard to prove anything without those.

However the prosecutor did provide enough information to the grand jury that twelve men and women found enough "there" there in order to indict the man. American justice system at work friend.
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rniel Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 03:56 PM
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11. I'm sorry that
You posted that on here
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ken_g Donating Member (249 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 03:56 PM
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12. "quilty". Freeper quote, right?..eom
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gollygee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 03:56 PM
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13. I don't think he's quilty either
guilty, yes . . . quilty, nope
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AZBlue Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 03:58 PM
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19. I totally agree! I'd even wear a t-shirt stating "Not Quilty!" (n/t)
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chelsea0011 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 03:57 PM
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15. If you finish a sentence with a period, you don't have to say period?
Question mark.
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King Coal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 03:58 PM
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18. You do if you're from certain states.
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redwitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 03:58 PM
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16. uh oh
I think people missed your angle on this!
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BlueEyedSon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 03:58 PM
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17. LMFAO!
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ken_g Donating Member (249 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 03:59 PM
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23. quilty as charged!
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AZBlue Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 04:00 PM
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24. OK! She's quilty!!!!!! (n/t)
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King Coal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 04:00 PM
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25. Of course, that quilt could help affirm it for me.
If I was ready for a nap.
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Pepper32 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 03:59 PM
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20. huh?
quilty? :rofl:
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goodhue Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 03:59 PM
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21. you jest?
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LittleClarkie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 04:39 PM
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50. Yes, yes he does
Don't squeeze the Charmin.

(look for a q where a g belongs, and you'll get it. the only problem is it belongs in the lounge.)
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Pierogi_Pincher Donating Member (323 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-01-05 12:10 PM
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58. The Charmin's in the wrong place?
That didn't come out right.

Going now.

Post is getting worse with each sentence.

Why can't I say anything w/o a double entendre? I'm stopping now.

See what I mean?

(Thanx for lettin' us have some banter and fun! ;-) )
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Skinner ADMIN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 03:59 PM
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22. I don't get it. What's the point of this thread?
Of course we can't prove to you that Tom Delay is guilty. That's what trials are for.

Or is this supposed to be a joke about the word quilty?

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tom_paine Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 04:00 PM
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26. Quilty as charged!
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King Coal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 04:04 PM
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29. The point, I guess, is that son of a bitch is so slimy
that I'm ashamed to say he's in the Congress of my country. The quilty bastard.
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AZBlue Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 04:23 PM
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38. Which toilet paper is "quilty soft"?
Ever since this thread started I keep hearing a woman saying "quilty soft" in my head - and no, I don't think it's just that the voices are back.

(and how appropriate is toilet paper?!)
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6th Borough Donating Member (670 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 05:21 PM
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57. Northern.
Quilted Northern, IIRC.

And so ends my daily contribution towards the enlightenment and intellectual debate on which our democracy thrives. :think:
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Pierogi_Pincher Donating Member (323 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-01-05 12:18 PM
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59. Speaking of enlightenment...
I wracked my poor brain last nite tryin' to remember which toidy paper was 'quilty soft'? :crazy:
Thanx for supplying the info.
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DancingBear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 05:10 PM
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54. Hey, what are you - some kind of knit wit?
Just playin' along to see where it goes... :)
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Double T Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 04:02 PM
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28. If you don't like this indictment, just stand by 'cause I'm sure there....
Edited on Fri Sep-30-05 04:08 PM by Double T
will be several others that might be more to your liking and acceptance. DeLay is a scummy crook and there is plenty of evidence that will stick. If DeLay is into 'Quilty' then the problem may be even more serious than we originally thought.
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SmokingJacket Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 04:04 PM
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31. No, Peter Sellers played Quilty in Lolita, not tom delay. nt
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Hello_Kitty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-01-05 12:19 PM
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60. That's what I was thinking - Clare Quilty. n/t
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Richard Steele Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 04:10 PM
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33. Howzabout this: We cut Delay into small geometric pieces...
...and stitch the pieces together in an attractive pattern.

Would you believe he's quilty THEN?

How can you know until we try?
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AZBlue Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 04:27 PM
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40. Would that be a Guilting Bee? (n/t)
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Richard Steele Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 04:37 PM
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45. ACK! Worst pun of the week; here's yer PIE:
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longship Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 04:21 PM
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36. This is HUGH!1111
Tom Delay not quilty!!!!

Those morans at DU!!!!
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truth2power Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 04:30 PM
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41. This is classic!! LMAO!
Keep it up guys. Best laugh I've had all week. :rofl:
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fujiyama Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 04:35 PM
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44. Best thread since
"This is Barak Obama?"
(I don't remembere the exact name of threead but thaht was a riot).
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GreenPartyVoter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 04:31 PM
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42. You can't be series!
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Bernardo de La Paz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 04:34 PM
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43. The quicker picker upper?
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Rowdyboy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 04:37 PM
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46. What a moranic thing to say! Of course he's quilty, quilty as hell!
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txaslftist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 04:39 PM
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48. I'll let Ronie Earl know so he doesn't let you on the jerry then.
Edited on Fri Sep-30-05 04:42 PM by txaslftist
Thanks for the head -ups.
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BlueJac Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 04:43 PM
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51. Just a prick
Edited on Fri Sep-30-05 04:44 PM by BlueJac
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ThingsGottaChange Donating Member (805 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 04:45 PM
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52. This is EXACTLY why I LOVE DU!!!!!!
Dems are by far more intelligent, MUCH more witty and clever, and have a much firmer grasp of the English language than the Freepers!!!

You all are too freakin' hilarious!!!

:applause: :rofl: :applause: :rofl:
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OmmmSweetOmmm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 05:07 PM
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53. Awww. I would love for DeLay to spend quility time in prison. A Texas
prison at that!
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applegrove Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 05:12 PM
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55. That isn't our job. Period.
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Ron Green Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 05:15 PM
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56. Please don't squeeze the Chairman.
n/t :P
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pox americana Donating Member (622 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-01-05 12:25 PM
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61. quilty as can bee.
Edited on Sat Oct-01-05 12:29 PM by pox americana
edit to add: and a thread to democracy!
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