I'm sorry, but you can't prove to me that Tom Delay is quilty. Period.

[King Coal]

[wellstone_democrat]

1. you are sorry?

Ok, I'll forgive you this time.

[valerief]

2. Quilty?

[One_of_8]

37. Would you agree at least, that he is soft and

absorbent?

[oldtime dfl_er]

39. LOL!!!

worthy of the master (Jon Stewart)!

http://www.cafepress.com/scarebaby/658010

[Kelvin Mace]

3. Since you have made up your mind

why would we waste our time trying?

[villager]

4. deleted due to slow lag time.

mine.

[ck4829]

5. You can't prove to me that he's not guily.

Toupee. :)

[valerief]

Nor is he gulty.

Tilde

[ck4829]

27. What are you talkin' about!

He's definitely gulty!

:D

[valerief]

30. Sorry. I meant he isn't quilty. You know, not a quicker picker upper.

[King Coal]

32. Yeah! Call Dog. We need a bounty.

[blondeatlast]

49. He's also kinda culty. nt

[King Coal]

34. I just got that. That's funny.

:rofl:

[Balbus]

6. Unless you're on the jury...

they won't need to prove it to you.

[Balbus]

47. Okay, I've been gotten.

Guilty as charged.

[Vogon_Glory]

7. As long as you're not in the Travis County jury pool, I don't care. n/t

[acmejack]

35. Talk about a dream job

Serving on Tom Delay's jury, hell, I'd pay to do that! And I am in the jury pool...

[sandnsea]

8. No, I can't, doh

Because I don't know what the evidence is. :eyes:

What kind of half-baked post is this? :shrug:

[King Coal]

14. Good question.

[King Coal]

9. Nope. It's already been done. You're too late.

[MadHound]

10. Well d'uh!

Over course we can't! We don't have the evidence, we don't have the witness statements, kind of hard to prove anything without those.

However the prosecutor did provide enough information to the grand jury that twelve men and women found enough "there" there in order to indict the man. American justice system at work friend.

[rniel]

11. I'm sorry that

You posted that on here

[ken_g]

12. "quilty". Freeper quote, right?..eom

[gollygee]

13. I don't think he's quilty either

guilty, yes . . . quilty, nope

[AZBlue]

19. I totally agree! I'd even wear a t-shirt stating "Not Quilty!" (n/t)

[chelsea0011]

15. If you finish a sentence with a period, you don't have to say period?

Question mark.

[King Coal]

18. You do if you're from certain states.

[redwitch]

16. uh oh

I think people missed your angle on this!

[BlueEyedSon]

17. LMFAO!

[ken_g]

23. quilty as charged!

[AZBlue]

24. OK! She's quilty!!!!!! (n/t)

[King Coal]

25. Of course, that quilt could help affirm it for me.

If I was ready for a nap.

[Pepper32]

20. huh?

quilty? :rofl:

[goodhue]

21. you jest?

[LittleClarkie]

50. Yes, yes he does

Don't squeeze the Charmin.

(look for a q where a g belongs, and you'll get it. the only problem is it belongs in the lounge.)

[Pierogi_Pincher]

58. The Charmin's in the wrong place?

That didn't come out right.

Going now.

Post is getting worse with each sentence.

Why can't I say anything w/o a double entendre? I'm stopping now.

See what I mean?

(Thanx for lettin' us have some banter and fun! ;-) )

[Skinner]

22. I don't get it. What's the point of this thread?

Of course we can't prove to you that Tom Delay is guilty. That's what trials are for.

Or is this supposed to be a joke about the word quilty?

[tom_paine]

26. Quilty as charged!

[King Coal]

29. The point, I guess, is that son of a bitch is so slimy

that I'm ashamed to say he's in the Congress of my country. The quilty bastard.

[AZBlue]

38. Which toilet paper is "quilty soft"?

Ever since this thread started I keep hearing a woman saying "quilty soft" in my head - and no, I don't think it's just that the voices are back.

(and how appropriate is toilet paper?!)

[6th Borough]

57. Northern.

Quilted Northern, IIRC.

And so ends my daily contribution towards the enlightenment and intellectual debate on which our democracy thrives. :think:

[Pierogi_Pincher]

59. Speaking of enlightenment...

I wracked my poor brain last nite tryin' to remember which toidy paper was 'quilty soft'? :crazy:
Thanx for supplying the info.

[DancingBear]

54. Hey, what are you - some kind of knit wit?

Just playin' along to see where it goes... :)

[Double T]

28. If you don't like this indictment, just stand by 'cause I'm sure there....

will be several others that might be more to your liking and acceptance. DeLay is a scummy crook and there is plenty of evidence that will stick. If DeLay is into 'Quilty' then the problem may be even more serious than we originally thought.

[SmokingJacket]

31. No, Peter Sellers played Quilty in Lolita, not tom delay. nt

[Hello_Kitty]

60. That's what I was thinking - Clare Quilty. n/t

[Richard Steele]

33. Howzabout this: We cut Delay into small geometric pieces...

...and stitch the pieces together in an attractive pattern.

Would you believe he's quilty THEN?

How can you know until we try?

[AZBlue]

40. Would that be a Guilting Bee? (n/t)

[Richard Steele]

45. ACK! Worst pun of the week; here's yer PIE:

[longship]

36. This is HUGH!1111

Tom Delay not quilty!!!!

Those morans at DU!!!!

[truth2power]

41. This is classic!! LMAO!

Keep it up guys. Best laugh I've had all week. :rofl:

[fujiyama]

44. Best thread since

"This is Barak Obama?"
(I don't remembere the exact name of threead but thaht was a riot).

[GreenPartyVoter]

42. You can't be series!

[Bernardo de La Paz]

43. The quicker picker upper?

[Rowdyboy]

46. What a moranic thing to say! Of course he's quilty, quilty as hell!

[txaslftist]

48. I'll let Ronie Earl know so he doesn't let you on the jerry then.

Thanks for the head -ups.

[BlueJac]

51. Just a prick

[ThingsGottaChange]

52. This is EXACTLY why I LOVE DU!!!!!!

Dems are by far more intelligent, MUCH more witty and clever, and have a much firmer grasp of the English language than the Freepers!!!

You all are too freakin' hilarious!!!

:applause: :rofl: :applause: :rofl:

[OmmmSweetOmmm]

53. Awww. I would love for DeLay to spend quility time in prison. A Texas

prison at that!

[applegrove]

55. That isn't our job. Period.

[Ron Green]

56. Please don't squeeze the Chairman.

n/t:P

[pox americana]

61. quilty as can bee.

edit to add: and a thread to democracy!