Limbaugh going crazy today.

[slater71]

I LMAO. He is swearing and talking so fast I think his head will explode. I can only hope. He is even pissed at the White House for not backing Bennent the racist. I`m telling you, the wheels are coming off. If Frist is charged with the stock deal and Rove and Libby are charged with outing Wilson`s wife, it`s over.

[NoPasaran]

1. A very short trip

[Straight Shooter]

15. A circular trip, at that.

[truebrit71]

2. WOO!! HOO!!!!

I love it when facists lose their minds!!!!

Back to obscurity you evil, little gnome...!!!!

[Greeby]

3. "GOING" crazy?

he went over the edge ages ago

[Skidmore]

If the WH feels it cannot protect Bennet now, then Rush is at risk

for no longer being protected. Remember he's out there twisting in the wind over these drugs.

[CatWoman]

4. "today"???

[ignatius 2]

38. My first thought also,why limit it to today?

n/t

[tridim]

5. I've been listening to Rush recently for the comedy factor

Just a few minutes here and there during lunch. His show is hilarious because his theories and ideas are completely tin-foil and most likely drug induced. It's a slow motion car wreck.

[oldtime dfl_er]

12. I guess it's good that someone is listening

so I don't have to!

http://www.cafepress.com/scarebaby/724561

[BuyingThyme]

6. So, we live in a country where people

get pissed off at presidents who don't back racists.

Lovely.

[ComerPerro]

7. Call in and tell him to take some Oxy

I did once, but the screener hung up on me.

[onehandle]

8. 2006. We need the House.

They are worried. We can do it.

[political_invader]

9. I usually don't listen to this puke

thought I just might sit in a bit to get a laugh at this drug addict

[Ganja Ninja]

10. Yup. The whole thing is blowing up in their faces and Rush ...

is still being chased by the prosecutor in Palm Beach County. He's wondering how he'll get a pardon when Bush crime family gets run out of Washington. So he's working franticly to see that doesn't happen. The only problem for him is that his blustering won't have any effect. It's all in the hands of the law now and they aren't as susceptible to his rantings as the simple minded ditto heads that listen to him.

[Tierra_y_Libertad]

11. Maybe he'll have compatible roomates in his cell.

He can entertain Frist and Delay with his sledgehammer witticisms.

[benburch]

13. How much Oxy do you think he snorted today????

Or is he onto the hard stuff... Meth and Heroin?

[Terran]

22. Probably meth, if he's talking fast.

He probably took a little too much to, y'know, bring him up a little from the oxycontin he took this morning.

[political_invader]

14. The Host of this show tells the truth more then anyother host out there

OMG

[Pepper32]

16. lol, that's good to know ... eom

[Seansky]

17. today and going? seems we have problems here with our

vocabulary. should say IS Crazy...since he's been so for ever.

[political_invader]

18. Your right Limpy its an outright war, your just worried

because we are kicking your a$$ with your game plan.

[GreenPartyVoter]

19. I am sure that the current state of things must be making him nuts

(MORE nuts, that is)

[ebal]

20. Somehow I caught that too

I was flipping around on a trip and he was going on and on about how Bennet was taken out of context and played the clip of bennet saying the entire segment in context.

[janx]

21. He whips his listeners into a frenzy.

That's how he has made his millions. Sometimes I question whether the guy even believes what he's saying--because it doesn't even matter as long as the ad revenues keep pouring in.

[frogmarch]

23. Hear Rush "sing"

(Sorry if this has been posted somewhere already.)

The Rush Limbaugh song, "I'm a Nazi," was put together using sound clips of Rush taken from his radio show.

http://bootnewt.hostingzero.com/imanazi.mp3

Lyrics, so you can sing along... (fun!)

Announcer: Ladies and gentleman... Rush Limbaugh!

They say that I'm sleaze
An elitist, if you please
Everybody disagrees with my rap (with his rap)
I'm horrendous, I'm appalling
My ratings now are falling
'Cause I'm so full of bull, so full of crap (full of crap)
With condescending cries,
Making money selling lies,
You might say everybody hates my guts (hates his guts)
I'm offensive, I'm a bigot
I'm a fraud - Can you dig it?
I'm a sexist, racist, homophobic, fat, pathetic putz

I'm a nazi (he's a nazi)
That's right, I really am,
'Cause I'm a nazi (he's a nazi)
That's right, you're being scammed
I'm a nazi (he's a nazi)
I don't care about the middle class
'Cause I'm a fat conservative butthead
With the face of a horse's ass
(He's a fat conservative butthead) Hey!
(With the face of a horse's ass)

I have a sub-human figure, a huge rear end
My brain? That's another story (it's quite another story)
I have a face the size of a wash tub
And my ass is as big as Missouri - Yes!
(This bastard is sick, he's a fat, pompous pig,
and his ass is as big as Missouri) Yessiree, Bob!

Manipulating statements, exaggerate the truth,
I can't believe the hate my show inspires (the hate his show inspires)
It's not just because I'm stupid (oh no)
It's not just because I'm scum (uh huh)
It's just because Republicans are liars (those dirty, filthy liars)
I am heartless, I am vain, insensitive, insane
They say that I'm a national disgrace (disgrace)
I am nasty (yes!), insulting (no!), basically revolting (uh huh)
I'm a concentrated pile of human waste (he's human waste)

I'm a nazi (he's a nazi)
(Sieg heil!) I really am
'Cause I'm a nazi (he's a nazi)
That's right, you're being scammed
I'm a nazi (he's a nazi)
I don't care about the middle class
'Cause I'm a sick Republican sleaze ball
With the face of a horse's ass
(He's a sick Republican sleaze ball) Ho!
(With the face of a horse's ass)

They say that this is not about my vanity
They doubt my sanity
They think I'm nuts (so nuts)
I am a cyst on the ass of humanity (eww!)
New Republican slogan: "Read My Putz"
(read his putz)
From the bowels of Adolf Hitler
Comes the voice of Rush Limbaugh, heh heh

In closing, let me say: that each and every day
I'm an evil, rotten, egotistical snob (evil, rotten)
I'm the Capo de Capo of Joe McCarthy-like gestapo
The right wing, foam-at-the-mouth, jackbooted slob
The Democratic-trashing, years of liberal bashing
With the equivalent compassion of a grommet (a grommet)
With the I.Q. of a fig; I'm a fat, obnoxious pig
And the truth of the matter is... I'm vomit (he's vomit)

'Cause I'm a nazi (he's a nazi)
(Sieg heil!) I really am
'Cause I'm a nazi (he's a nazi)
(Sieg heil!) You're being scammed
I'm a nazi (he's a nazi)
I don't care about the middle class
'Cause I'm a fear mongering scum bag
With the face of a horse's ass
(He's a fat conservative butthead) Hey!
(Sick Republican sleaze ball) Ha ha!
(Fear mongering scum bag) Ho!
(Egotistical ass wipe) Yes!
(Mean-spirited, hog wallowing, fat, conservative putz)
(With the face... of a horse's ass)
Mega-dildoes, Rush!

[BeachBuckeye]

27. this was played on "The Guy James Show" last week and.....

we got over 200 e-mails in response. You should see the ones from the neo-cons!

[BrotherBuzz]

29. Do tell...

Perhaps you could start a thread highlighting a few of the juicier one.

[ronnykmarshall]

33. Randi Rhodes plays it a lot.

Did they use clips from his show to make this?

[newyawker99]

35. Hi frogmarch!!

Welcome to DU!!

[Batgirl]

26. agreed, he's just a large KitchenAid mixer

deliberately whipping his zombie followers into a fluffy meringue of hate. Then they will obediently absorb his manufactured rage and inflict it on everyone else. How wonderful that he can continue inspiring them to carry out the difficult work of flipping off drivers with anti-Bush bumper stickers and keeping the world supplied with forwarded wingnut emails.

It's a good thing he can provide so much lofty inspiration to his followers, otherwise they might not be able to get over the fact that he sounds like an asthmatic pig.

[lpbk2713]

24. I heard him say he refuses to go into the "defensive mode"

and talk about Bennett's foot-in-mouth episode. But that's all he has been doing since he first came on the air. I love it.


And I'll bet Delay's counsel told him to cancel his scheduled appearance for fear that he too might display symptoms of foot-in-mouth.


I love it when they squirm.

[NewJeffCT]

25. Then, Bush just does a mass pardon

blaming it on the librul media and the out of control partisan zealot prosecutors.

[TheCowsCameHome]

28. Has he OD'd on pills again? He's supporting Bennett 100%

[Ikonoklast]

30. Good

The shriller his rhetoric, the lower his ratings go. America is turning away from his bile, and the prosecutors' office awaits.

OBTW, he must have turned to meth. Sounds just like a tweaker now.

[Pierogi_Pincher]

31. Izzy foamin' at th' mouth?

(Hub's got *dial* set on local talk radio station in our powder room)---an afternoon ago I made gross error turning radio on BEFORE changing to my fav R&B and Classic Soul (!)---I hear *nameless* hissin' & spittin' re: DuhLay. What a mess! I pictured slobber spewing in all directions. Good thang I was in close proximity to the toidy--was ready to hurl but hit the power off button just in time.

And this specimen has a syndicated radio show...*&^%#$%@??

Forgive me for not being ladylike in my post. Been many years since couth school. (HA!)

P_P

[Mr_Spock]

32. I hope he doesn't have a heart attack

No, honestly!

[drmom]

34. I'm looking forward to his upcoming heart attack...

..lets face it, with all the stress he's under (and MANY predisposing factors), it's only a matter of time. There are not too many righties that have that kind of following...and the worse thing is that whatever lies he tells, his "flock" just eat up.

[AllegroRondo]

36. Swearing? Report him to the FCC!!!

[stanwyck]

37. Have you no mercy?

The man continues to suffer from the anal warts (which kept him out of military service during Viet Nam).
Where is your compassion?
By the way, hint to other chickenhawks, if you're going to claim the old "football injury" excuse for why you avoided military service THEN...but are 100% for military service NOW, make sure no yearbooks exist which show...you never were on the football team.