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K8-EEE Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 11:19 AM
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FR: New "Chart Soaring" Single "Bush Was Right" RAWKS!
Edited on Fri Sep-30-05 11:19 AM by K8-EEE
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1492582/posts

Oh.....My....God.

Number 2,034,981 with a bullet.
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BlueJac Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 11:22 AM
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1. :puke:
:puke:
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QuettaKid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 11:26 AM
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7. check out their website....
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K8-EEE Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 11:30 AM
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11. OMG---All The Comments Posted Are Negative!
Watch, some lurking freeper will read this and go over there and sing their praises, one, two, three, GO! HILARIOUS!! Someone asked why such big strong guys aren't over there fighting the War On Terra. LOL.
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ComerPerro Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 11:45 AM
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22. Posted to their site
From: George W Bush
Email: President@whitehouse.gov

Great stuff there. Nice little tune. Haven't heard it, just saw the lyrics. I think they are good, but that could be because I am a complete idiot (as you may know, if you have seen me speak). But, as you know, I like a good song. Is this a good drinking song? I love a good drink. Maybe you boys can come to my ranch and perform it for me.

By the way, you look like a fine young group of healthy feallas. We need people like you supporting the troops. In fact, we could use you in Iraq. Might have to put down the guitars and pick up a gun though. I need you to defend America and spread Democracy. I know you believe in it.

Now, of course, if you don't want to actually stand up for what you claim to believe in, that's fine. I never did. Neither did Cheney. Hell, I ditched my Air Guard unit the first time they asked me to take a medical exam. And Cheney, he had other priorities.

Keep singin, and keep fighting the good fight (without actually, you know, fighting). And whatever those liberal traitors may tell you, remeber: you are not just a bunch of pathetic, sleazy, sycophantic cowards.

Your President:

George Dubya Bush





LOL I hope they post it.
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tridim Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 11:58 AM
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32. OMG.. Click on "promo"
Edited on Fri Sep-30-05 11:59 AM by tridim
and watch the video, probably the stupidest and most hilarious piece of video I've ever seen.

http://www.therightbrothers.com/epk /

"The Sean Hannity show, put to music" :D
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FreedomAngel82 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 12:32 PM
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44. Didn't they get their name
from the Righteous Brothers? These guys are the most disgusting piece of junk music (if you want to call it that) I've ever heard.
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SammyWinstonJack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 12:58 PM
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62. I'm sorry I watched that. Seconds that I'll never get back.
:puke: These people are insane! :crazy: "Tolerate this" :rofl:
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FreedomAngel82 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 12:30 PM
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42. Ugh
What a disgusting song. I guess this guy didn't get the memo that we created Saddam Hussein? No? Why do they have an upside down flag as their icon on their page? And about Al-Quida before we went into Iraq they were in fourty countries and now in over sixty. Hmm going quite well eh? And where is Usama BinLaden at anyways? Someday when they learn the truth they will be sorry they wrote that piece of crap song. Oh of course they have to mention Ted Kennedy. :eyes: Can they not do anything without mentioning Ted or Clinton? And of course Cindy Sheehan. :eyes: And of course France bashing. What a disgusting song.
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Julius Civitatus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 11:24 AM
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2. That is HORRENDOUS!!!!
What a horrible, horrible, derivative, idiotic song!

:puke:
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spanone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 11:24 AM
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3. I refuse to enter that website. I'd rather scuba dive in my septic tank.
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Mr_Spock Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 11:40 AM
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18. I'd rather jam an ice pick into my eyeball
:D
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flyarm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 12:31 PM
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43. ok ,so now i spit my coffee all over my keyboard!!!! lmao!!!!! n/t
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alittlelark Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 11:24 AM
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4. That is scary - these people are deluded.
Glad to see they had such a 'big' audience (snark)!
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wellstone_democrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 11:24 AM
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5. Ah, look at this bizarre reply to it

Apparently "Brad's Gramma" thought it had just the right amount of cowbell!




To: rintense

Ping a lingy ling!!!

:)

4 posted on 09/27/2005 8:37:59 PM PDT by Brad's Gramma
< Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies >
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The_Casual_Observer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 11:25 AM
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The only thing that bush was right about was how many dumb
americans would believe all of his bullshit.
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timber84 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 11:25 AM
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6. Who the hell are they?
Lee Greenwood's step-children?
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Julius Civitatus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 11:27 AM
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8. There are like 40 people in the audience
Edited on Fri Sep-30-05 11:27 AM by Julius Civitatus
Impressive turnout for their rally.

:rofl:
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Howardx Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 11:28 AM
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9. never heard of it
n/t
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The Night Owl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 11:29 AM
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10. With each passing day, it seems like...
Edited on Fri Sep-30-05 11:29 AM by The Night Owl
With each passing day, it seems like the right wingers are trying harder to convince themselves and each other that Bush was right. At least they now realize that no one else in the world believes them.
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K8-EEE Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 11:50 AM
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27. And The "Bush Was Right" Crowd Gets Smaller and Smaller
Pathetic turnout -- they're down to the pathetically delusional.
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FreedomAngel82 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 12:38 PM
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45. Yep
They're trying to ram it hard. They know what is happening in the polls.
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MisterP Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 06:08 PM
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69. Folie a Deux
Morons, morons,
Give me your answer do!
You're all crazy,
All for the love of Chimp!
It won't be a stylish marriage,
OMB can't afford a carriage
But you'll look sweet upon the seat
Of a madness made for two.
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Sparkman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 11:30 AM
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12. A legend in THEIR own mind. Phase Lagging national sentiment by months.
BUSH WAS RIGHT?
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ComerPerro Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 11:31 AM
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13. Here are the pathetic, sycophantic, and mildly nauseating lyrics
Freedom in Afghanistan, say goodbye Taliban
Free elections in Iraq, Saddam Hussein locked up
Osamas staying underground, Al Qaida now is finding out
America wont turn and run once the fighting has begun
Libya turns over nukes, Lebanese want freedom, too
Syria is forced to leave, dont you know that all this means

Chorus
Bush was right!
Bush was right!
Bush was right!

Democracy is on the way, hitting like a tidal wave
All over the middle east, dictators walk with shaky knees
Dont know what theyre gonna do, their worst nightmare is coming true
They fear the domino effect, theyre all wondering whos next

Repeat Chorus

Ted Kennedy wrong!
Cindy Sheehan wrong!
France wrong!
Zell Miller right!

Economy is on the rise kicking into overdrive
Angry liberals can't believe it's cause of W's policies
Unemployment's staying down, Democrats are wondering how
Revenue is going up, can you say "Tax Cuts"

Repeat Chorus

Cheney was right, Condi was right, Rummy was right, Blair was right
You were right, we were right, The Right was right and Bush was right
Bush was right!
Bush was right!

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Richard D Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 11:32 AM
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14. I'm feeling strangly . . .
. . . like throwing up everything I've eaten for like the last month or so.
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ComerPerro Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 11:39 AM
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15. I don't know what it is about the song that makes me most ill
if its the outright lies, the odd sense of self-satisfaction, or the absolutely horrid writing.

Could be a combination of all of those.

But the irony of it all is kind of funny...
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K8-EEE Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 11:49 AM
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24. The Horrid Writing
OMG....horrendous!
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Mutley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 12:55 PM
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60. The horrid writing does it for me...
:puke:
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jeff30997 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 11:39 AM
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17. So pathetic.
I pity the fools.
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Sparkman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 11:40 AM
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19. More like a NeoCon morning prayer wish list, did God answer yet? NO!
thanks C.P. for your posted lyric work.
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K8-EEE Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 12:06 PM
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34. I Love This Freeper Review:
Syncro,I saw them on TV.They were so good.How did they come up with such great lyrics that meant the most when it counted.Great talent.

OMG....GREAT TALENT! lol....
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SheWhoMustBeObeyed Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 12:16 PM
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37. Bush Was Tight!
Edited on Fri Sep-30-05 01:08 PM by SheWhoMustBeObeyed
Brownie did a great job, but that's not what Geraldo sobbed
Blanco, Nagin are to blame - but not for outing Valerie Plame
Pete's indictments comin' down, George's job approval drowns
And Doctah Frist and Hammer may be headed for the slammer

Bush was tight!
Bush was tight!
Bush was tight!

Gas prices on the rise, unemployment claims likewise
Here comes more Abu Ghraib, doubt we'll see a "President Jeb"
Dick and Karl's medical things leave George with broken puppet strings
GOPers jumpin' team, time to turn to old Jim Beam

Bush was tight!
Bush was tight!
Bush was tight!


:D


(edit for brainfart - it's Jim Beam not Jack Beam. do'h!)
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FreedomAngel82 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 12:44 PM
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49. LOL
Good song. ;)
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qanda Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 12:52 PM
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57. LOL
That's hilarious
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K8-EEE Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-01-05 12:41 PM
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74. That is EXCELLENT!!!
You oughta send that in the the Wrong Brothers...
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calmblueocean Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-01-05 01:04 PM
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75. Awesome!
Loved it!
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samdogmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 12:21 PM
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38. Uhh--I think Billy Joel has a copyright infringement suit to file!
Edited on Fri Sep-30-05 12:26 PM by samdogmom
I just listened to the promo--it's so "We Didn't Start the Fire"--it's not funny. Sorry guys, your lyrics are horrible and you have to steal your ideas from Billy Joel. Get a day job!

Edit: I'm sorry I didn't read far enough into this thread to see how many others also heard the Billy Joel song similarities. What can I say..."where there's smoke....."?

Seriously, this song is a rip off. They should be prosecuted.
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ComerPerro Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 12:26 PM
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39. I wondered if it would take that tune. It reads that way
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FreedomAngel82 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 12:44 PM
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47. Especially since the song is copywritten
It's stealing someone else's music which won't get you any respect in the music industry.
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SOS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 12:44 PM
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48. The song is an exact rip-off
of Joel's song. I thought it was simply a spoof until I saw "Written by: Frank Highland".
The song is exactly the same as Joel's.
I'm working on a new tune called "Sergeant Cheney's Lonely Hearts Club Band".
I hope Paul McCartney doesn't mind when I claim the writing credit!
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samdogmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 12:48 PM
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52. Good idea, go for it! Except since you're on the wrong side, you
better make sure you have permission first. They'll put you away forever otherwise.
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FreedomAngel82 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 12:42 PM
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46. LOL
They're going to be surprised once we do pull out. It's reported that the Pentagon is planning on it next spring (just in time for elections eh?).
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Guaranteed Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 12:54 PM
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59. Straight out of "It Can't Happen Here."
If you're a Repuke, why NOT just lie, at this point?
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Coventina Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 06:10 PM
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70. ROFL!!!
This is just too funny.


So....why aren't these guys over in Iraq?

:shrug:
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TOOLZ Donating Member (477 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 11:39 AM
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16. This might be the most ignorant thing ever written in complete sentences.
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Nightjock Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 11:42 AM
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20. AH-hahahahahahahahah!
That was hysterical because it was sooooo pathetic!

It was like a garage band imitating-ripping off Billy Joels "we didn't Start the Fire" and playing it at a small family gathering.

They are pathetic and delusional. And it was "so" compelling the video guy's attention wandered and he zoomed in on the skanky blonde.

LMAO!

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johnaries Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 11:43 AM
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21. Hmmm, I think Billy Joel has a Copyright Infringement case.....
Edited on Fri Sep-30-05 11:53 AM by johnaries
"We didn't start the Fire".

http://www.flashplayer.com/music/fire.html

edit to add another one:
http://home.uchicago.edu/~yli5/Flash/Fire.html

Now, THERE'S a great song!


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tridim Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 11:49 AM
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25. That's the first thing I thought of
Edited on Fri Sep-30-05 12:01 PM by tridim
It's a wholesale rip off of that song.

The best part: "Bush was right! na na na na boo boo" Hahahaha :D
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VWolf Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 12:04 PM
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33. I think REM would be right to complain as well
Ever hear "It's the end of the world as we know it" ???
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johnaries Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 12:10 PM
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35. I thought of them at first, but I think it's closer to Joel.
Funny, Republicans can't even write a song without stealing it.
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Warren DeMontague Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 04:48 PM
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66. Yeah, REM would be too high up the quality food chain for them to rip off
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FreedomAngel82 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 12:46 PM
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50. Yep
But I don't think it's really quite like that one though. It's been a long time since I've heard that song though.
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pointblank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 11:46 AM
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23. That was hilarious..
and surreal to watch!!

That was a joke right?...

Oh god, maybe not.


LOL Looked like a fun show though. ALL THOSE PEOPLE...my god, security must have been a bear!
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ReverendDeuce Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 11:49 AM
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26. Interesting that they sing Bush "was" right... instead of "is"...
The central theme of the song tends to finger-paint a world view much like a six year old child might. The band's lyrical listing of accomplishments and their respective varying degrees of success and failure tend to only serve the purpose of refueling and, potentially, igniting the passions of a crowd whose members are bereft of self-confidence and mired in doubt. These peoples' leaders have failed them. Their last and only recourse is to madly throw lyrical barbs blithely into the face of innocent passers-by.

That said, I think what's most telling about their condition is how they chose to say "Bush was right" instead of "Bush is right".
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FreedomAngel82 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 12:48 PM
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51. Good point
Hmm, why the past tense? So is he not right now? :shrug: Do they think it's possibly over by "Mission Accomplished"?
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 11:51 AM
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28. HAHAHA Oooh "hot" blonde at the 1:40 mark !!!
Too damned funny
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 11:51 AM
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29. Did they have an ELITE gated area?
Edited on Fri Sep-30-05 11:52 AM by underpants
say it ain't so
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K8-EEE Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 01:22 PM
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64. That Would Be Sad, A Velvet Rope...
You'd have to be a real loser to be on the wrong side of THAT one..since there's hardly anybody there in the first place!
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ComerPerro Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 11:51 AM
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30. One guy on their site really nailed them:
My first impression was that you guys were just dumb. Your lyrics are painfully simple and simplistic, your music hopelessly derivative and unoriginal, but I now realize that you guys are brilliant. Your target audience is incapable of or unwilling to engage in critical thought, so you can't use any 'big' words or ideas - that's smart marketing. You're just puppets dancing to someone else's string-pulling of course, but you do it very well.

You claim to be supporting "your country." when of course, you're merely supporting the political ideology of an administration that is temporary custodian (and not a very good one) of that country. It's not unlike joining the SS in a misguided belief that that would support Germany. Come to think of it, the propoganda technique is disturbingly similar: Claim that only your views are patriotic, demonize the opposition and characterize all critical thought as being somehow evil or, in this case, "unamerican." Sadly, enough of our citizens are poorly educated and willfully ignorant enough to buy into that. (An educated society would reject a leader that couldn't pronounce "nuclear" and refused to recognize that "malfeance" and "subliminable" aren't really words.) So I now realize that yu guys aren't hopelessly dumb, you're merely pandering to an audience that IS hopelessly dumb. It's brilliant. Cynical as all get out, but brilliant.
- Ronald R., burning@hell.com, sitting between Hitler and Mussolini

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FreedomAngel82 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 12:49 PM
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54. LOL
That's brilliant!
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ComerPerro Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 01:44 PM
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65. Yeah. Its the kind of thing you read and think, "Damn
I wish I had written that"
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ComerPerro Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 11:56 AM
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31. Couldn't help myself, had to send another email:
"Does Tim Robbins know that you are stealing his act? What did you do, sit down, watch Bob Roberts, and fail to recognize that the main character was not a good person. Hell, when he taps his foot at the end, you probably shouted "It's a miracle!"

So, did you see the character's method of writing really lame songs that play to the worst of right wing stereotypes, and then think, "Hey, what if we did that, but made sure that our songs really really suck?"

If you are going to worship a moron, at least find a creative way to do it.


BTW, just out of curiosity: Is it difficult to sing with Bush's dick in your mouth?
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FreedomAngel82 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 12:52 PM
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56. LOL!
I love that one too. Haha! Not very popular are they?
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Warren DeMontague Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 12:10 PM
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36. EEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeediots! You Fat, Bloated Sacks Of Protoplasm!


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ComerPerro Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 12:27 PM
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40. They look young and healthy though.
Healthy enough to enlist
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Ron Green Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 12:29 PM
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41. It's a Karaoke thing, right? Where are the bass and drums? It's not live.
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Norquist Nemesis Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 12:49 PM
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53. Idiots! Bush has always been Right
Correct is another matter.
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samdogmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 12:51 PM
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55. Good line--can I "borrow" it?
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Norquist Nemesis Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 12:53 PM
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58. Sure! Shout it from the rooftops and mass mail the flyers!
This "right" thing has gotten my goat for quite some time.
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Dr. Death Donating Member (639 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 12:56 PM
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61. "All over the middle east, dictators walk with shaky knees"
That's my favorite line.

Man, is that song awful - it's like something that someone would come up with to make fun of Bush, and these morans see it as uplifting!
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K8-EEE Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 01:20 PM
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63. Actually Bush Himself Has Been Shaky Lately, HiCcuP!
A couple of times Laura looked like she was holding him up. I had to laugh this morning on Steph Miller when they played that clip of him saying he was "gonna proteck the nukyoolar pants." PANTS! That's exactly what he said -- they were asking if he wears his tuff free-dumb jackboots with the nukyoolar pants, LOL!
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onenote Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 04:53 PM
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67. Dick Clark's "Rate a Record"
"Well Dick, I give it a minus 10. You can't dance to it because it makes you vomit and then you'd slip and fall andand hurt yourself."

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Splatter Phoenix Donating Member (626 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 06:02 PM
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68. And now for a rebuttal, in poorly composed poetry-prose. Took FOREVER.
Edited on Fri Sep-30-05 06:06 PM by Splatter Phoenix
Freedom in Afghanistan, say goodbye Taliban

"Though we sought to retrieve Osama's head
We're fairly sure by now he's dead
And we wouldn't want to find him now
We've sown the seeds of "freedom" to plough"


Free elections in Iraq, Saddam Hussein locked up

"Though he was put in place by the good old USA
And women in Iraq can't fucking vote anyway"


Osamas staying underground, Al Qaida now is finding out

"Oh you remember that Osama fellow, do you
We seek Iraqi FREEDOM now, or would you argue
That what we sought to do there was less than just
And letting him slip away from our fingers seemed a must"


America wont turn and run once the fighting has begun

"As in Vietnam, which I profess I hate to open wounds
With 58,226 American soldiers that lie entombed
250,000 plus South Vietnams and countless MIAs,
And guess what, America FINALLY turned tail to run away
And did not stand to fight as you chickenhawks would so elate
In fact, we lingered far too long and left ten years too late"


Libya turns over nukes, Lebanese want freedom, too

"And North Korea flaunts its nukes to the USA, it appears
While we sing "not liiiiisteniiiiing" with our fingers in our ears"


Syria is forced to leave, dont you know that all this means
Bush was right!


"Let's indict"

Bush was right!

"Not even in hindsight"

Bush was right!

"Let's divide, not unite"

Democracy is on the way, hitting like a tidal wave

"Of blood and bones and bodies blasted to bits
Of tears and sweat and Gulf coast corpses caked in shit!"


All over the middle east, dictators walk with shaky knees

"Well, the Saudi Arabian leaders can do just as they please
They are as certainly conspiring in bed with the Bush mafia
As surely as the scientists now artificially insemnating Chinese pandas"


Dont know what theyre gonna do, their worst nightmare is coming true

"What, that they haven't enough oil to bring to bear to feed
The gas-guzzling SUV whoring American greed?"


They fear the domino effect, theyre all wondering whos next

"It's fairly simple to inform them (or perhaps my hat's of tinfoil)
They're safe as the dictators in Africa if they all lack substantial oil"


Bush was right!

"His alibi's airtight!"

Bush was right!

"it's just more terror we invite!"

Bush was right!

"And turns to ash in sunlight!"

Ted Kennedy wrong!

"Far less so than your song!"

Cindy Sheehan wrong!

"Lost her son, you fucked-up dong"

France wrong!

"They just knew the evil all along"

Zell Miller right!

"A Faux News whore... alright"

Economy is on the rise kicking into overdrive

"If by overdrive you sing to substitute "nosedive"
As the economy dipped lower than it's been since FIFTY-NINE in '01
I'd say our cokehead prez still has quite a bit of work to get done"


Angry liberals can't believe it's cause of W's policies

"Actually we're quite quick to know the truth and accept
Our glorious have-a-beer-with leader is totally inept"


Unemployment's staying down, Democrats are wondering how

"Okay, that's enough, you're just outright lying now."

Revenue is going up, can you say "Tax Cuts"

"No, but I can say George Dubya Bush sluts
And though to you the pronunciation may seem bizarre
I can say the word correctly that he says "new-cue-lahr""


Bush was right!

"You must be high as a kite"

Bush was right!

"Or say it out of spite"

Bush was right!

"Why this country's waist-deep in shite"

Cheney was right

"The WMDs are... hidden out of sight?"

Condi was right

"Lord help me see the light"

Rummy was right

"Though lately they all look off white"

Blair was right

"just an ass-licking tiny termite"

You were right,

"Now you admit it outright?"

we were right

"I can no longer be polite..."

The Right was right and Bush was right

"And you're such a sorry sight"

Bush was right!

"now it's just becoming trite"

Bush was right!

"BREAKING NEWS!
Code ORANGE!
to ward away the boogyman
We suggest all Americans can
Duck up their windows at night
and hunker down, 'cuz Bush was RIGHT!
And as we all well know here in
The United States governmin'
Might
Might
Might makes right!
GOD BLESS AMERICA!"
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K8-EEE Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 09:34 PM
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72. LOL!! Very Nice
"Let's Indict" was my fave part...
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Splatter Phoenix Donating Member (626 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 09:39 PM
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73. Heheh.
:bow: thank you very much. Should send them an email with just that snippet--"Bush was right! let's indict!"

Here's hoping Delay was just the beginning.
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jmowreader Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 09:07 PM
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71. I read the lyrics...
OMG...y'know, I kinda liked the brain cells that dissolved after reading through that.
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