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SteppingRazor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 10:23 AM
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The Liar Clock:
From the Lighter Side Dept. --



LIAR CLOCK

A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, "What are all thoseclocks?"

St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move."

"Oh," said the man, "whose clock is that?" "That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie."

"Incredible," said the man. "And whose clock is that one?" St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life."

"Where's Bush's clock?" asked the man. "Bush's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan."

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jeff30997 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 10:24 AM
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1. LOL.Good one!
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IndyOp Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 10:26 AM
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2. I am fixing up an old house and could use a ceiling fan -
but would have to say NO THANKS to that one!

:rofl:
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UrbScotty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 10:28 AM
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4. I can't imagine what it must smell like (nt)
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UrbScotty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 10:27 AM
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3. I wonder if God laughed at that one. (nt)
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IndyOp Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 10:31 AM
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6. I bet she did! :-) (nt)
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MsUSA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 10:31 AM
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5. Yup, sure is a good one. I've sent it on.
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Podface Donating Member (92 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 10:55 AM
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7. rings of hell
The dark master is creating a new ring of hell for Bushco. Even he thinks it would be too cruel to send hitler to the same place.
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