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SammyBlue Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-29-05 01:26 AM
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Think Boosh could become a cop?
That would be funny. . .think of it. Here in Pima County, Arizona, other than pulse, the ability to make your mark and an IQ double your shoes size. . .here is what they have to do.

Pass a written test
Pass two oral boards
Pass a phyiscal fitness test, including situps, pushups and a 1.5 mile run.
Submit to a polygraph test
Complete an extensive background investigation
Submit to a psychological evaluation
Complete nine weeks at the academy.

We put potential cops through more vigorous testing than we do a candidate for office.

Imagaine the oral board answers, the psyche eval, the polygraph results and what the background investigation would say. Can you imagine?
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skids Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-29-05 01:29 AM
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1. What, no pee test? n/t
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SammyBlue Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-29-05 01:30 AM
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2. Oh yeah. . .I forgot the drug screening
Seeing as I don't take drugs, I forgot that.
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amerikat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-29-05 01:33 AM
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3. He couldn't get a job as a Walmart Greeter
No offense to anyone holding that job. Had boosh not had a powerful father he would be nobody today.

I'd like to see that polygraph test made up of questions submitted by DU ....now that would be both tragic and funny.
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FreedomAngel82 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-29-05 01:36 AM
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4. LOL
Hell no.
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Bozita Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-29-05 01:39 AM
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5. He'll go back to his former position as an heir
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autorank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-29-05 01:50 AM
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6. Cops become very smart after a while...
They see so much. But Bush is incapable of acquiring intelligence through experience and he would never pass a nine factor, observed urine test, no chance.

Besides, I don't want him driving around my fucking 'hood with a bunch of weapons on board.

Lordy!

Prison Guard, well he does have quite a history there, doesn't he.

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