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Coexist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-28-05 08:01 PM
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MY EYES.... Ann Coulter suddenly appeared on my television
CNN - Larry King Live
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TallahasseeGrannie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-28-05 08:02 PM
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1. Did the tube blow?
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Jim Sagle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-28-05 08:03 PM
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3. Did she blow tube?
;-)
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driver8 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-28-05 08:09 PM
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10. LOL!! Good one! n/t
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TallahasseeGrannie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-29-05 08:17 AM
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36. LOL good one n/t
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AtomicKitten Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-28-05 08:03 PM
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2. flush your eyes immediately with salt water
if that doesn't work, you may have to gouge them out with a melon baller.
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Coexist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-28-05 08:05 PM
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6. thanks for the tip...
while I was temporarily blinded, I was forced to listen to Delay's attorney, and Larry King giving him a free stage to "catapult the propaganda".

ARGGGH!!!!!
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TheCowsCameHome Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-28-05 08:04 PM
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4. Auuuggggh! The human X-Ray. A bottle-blonde stick figure
That's why I like radio so much.
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Angry Girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-28-05 08:04 PM
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5. Flush your eyes immediately with milk!
If the burning doesn't stop, I think the suggested melon baller is a good option.
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GreyPilgrim Donating Member (140 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-28-05 08:06 PM
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7. Ahhh!! I just read the words "Ann Coulter" on my computer!!
:evilgrin:
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TheCowsCameHome Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-28-05 08:09 PM
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9. Throw it in the bathtub and then massage it with a fire-axe
But do not touch any part of it.
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skooooo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-28-05 08:09 PM
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8. I'm sorry you had to see her.....


:scared: :scared: :scared: :scared:

:cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:


Sit down and try to relax as best you can.
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ElectroPrincess Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-28-05 08:11 PM
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13. Maybe she'll turn sideways, then you won't see her anorexic carcass? n/t
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Coexist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-28-05 08:12 PM
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15. WOO HOO! Katrina Vandehuevel is on the panel with Coulter
Kick her ass, Katrina!!!!
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ClusterFreak Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-28-05 08:10 PM
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11. I just retched up a bicycle.
I don't know what that means, but it sure sounds painful.
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DancingBear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-28-05 08:11 PM
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12. Damn - my computer is now refusing to eat
It keeps saying things like "does this software make me look fat?"

Coulter - bleah.
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CelticWinter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-28-05 08:12 PM
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14. ack must be the sheman's day for tv
I was flipping channels this morning and saw she was on faux and friends blahhhhhhh
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Name removed Donating Member (0 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-28-05 08:12 PM
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Gabi Hayes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-28-05 09:28 PM
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34. you are a very sick person
Edited on Wed Sep-28-05 09:30 PM by Gabi Hayes
this, from an adjunct site of your link:

"The other night I was sitting home watching a Tivo of Stump the Schwab on ESPN and just about nodding off when suddenly someone began pounding on my front door like I owed them money. It would be hard to overstate my surprise when I opened the door and Ann Coulter pushed past me, smelling of alcohol and Nicorette gum. She had already taken off her sweater and shoes before I remembered to close the door.

Nice to be back here at the Fortress of Decrepitude. Bet not many ladies come here twice.' She shook her head. 'Have I missed you, she sighed, glancing toward me.

Im..flattered.."

I won't go any farther, cause it goes very much south from that point

however, if you find nasty images/language+political diatribe faintly amusing, you may enjoy this
http://backinanncoultersasssaddleagain.blogspot.com/
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Mutley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-29-05 06:16 PM
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43. Ew! That is so nasty.
I read the first one. Didn't know there was another. :puke:
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kbm8795 Donating Member (337 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-28-05 08:12 PM
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17. I didn't even know that comedienne was still around
with her shrill arrogance. . .how droll.
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SalmonChantedEvening Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-28-05 08:13 PM
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18. Is she selling Iodine again?
Her face has been on the bottle for years...

:silly:
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Berry Cool Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-28-05 09:24 PM
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33. There is an antidote somewhere
a video of Keith Olbermann tearing up an Ann Coulter doll on his show, which should make you feel better. Unfortunately I cannot recall now where to access it.
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Just Me Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-28-05 08:14 PM
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19. God help you, m'dear. God help you turn that OFF.
:hug:
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Coexist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-28-05 08:15 PM
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20. Coulter "it is legal, so they've got a lot of proving to do"
So indignant for KB Hutchinson's privacy being violated.
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Coexist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-28-05 08:15 PM
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21. Katrina : attacks on Earle "akin to the Swiftboating of John Kerry"
She is so smart, and so classy.
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Coexist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-28-05 08:17 PM
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23. "its a de-fanged ethics committe that has rebuked Delay four times"
from Katrina

Idiot from Florida doing the "ham sandwich" routine.
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buzzard Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-28-05 08:17 PM
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24. and the cutest one as well
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DanCa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-28-05 08:17 PM
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22. My gawd too late i saw medusa *turns to stone*
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Ikonoklast Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-28-05 08:17 PM
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25. Ok, first thing is, don't panic
I have some experience in these kind of things.
Go to your garage and get the chainsaw.
If you don't have a chainsaw, an axe will do.
Wait until you see (it) on the tube.
Apply chainsaw and/or axe, all the while screaming loudly, "Die, witch, die!!"
Repeat as necessary.
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Coexist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-28-05 08:18 PM
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26. LOL!
I bow to your greater experience.
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TheCowsCameHome Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-28-05 08:25 PM
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29. Who will replace my chain saw if it touches her?
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Coexist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-28-05 08:20 PM
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27. Rep. Meehan:
"I doubt the twelve members of the grand jury have indicted without evidence."
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Coexist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-28-05 08:25 PM
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28. "We've already had a Texas judge rule against Tom's PAC"
"they violated the law:!!!

Great point, sir - whoever you are.
He is taking them all to school.
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Pirate Smile Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-28-05 08:28 PM
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30. Katrina has to sit next to her. Oh, the horror!
Edited on Wed Sep-28-05 08:28 PM by Pirate Smile
:wow:







:evilgrin:
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NNN0LHI Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-28-05 08:33 PM
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31. Ah, that explains why Katrina was dabbing Vick's Va-Po-Rub under here nose
Edited on Wed Sep-28-05 09:10 PM by NNN0LHI
I was wondering about that.

Don
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Coexist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-28-05 08:54 PM
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32. Katrina: "instead of playing by the rules, let's shoot the referee"
too great!!!
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Mr_Spock Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-28-05 09:31 PM
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35. Did you get a bat and repeatedly smash your TV set into a pile of smoking
rubble?

I would have :D
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Name removed Donating Member (0 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-29-05 08:23 AM
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sophie996 Donating Member (224 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-29-05 03:52 PM
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38. me too
turned on CNN a few minutes early for NewsNight. aargh.

anybody got an address to ask CNN to please not do this to us again?
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trixie Donating Member (696 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-29-05 03:54 PM
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39. think of Chandler naked
or Joey eating a samich.
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sophie996 Donating Member (224 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-29-05 06:02 PM
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40. tell king how you feel
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Mayberry Machiavelli Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-29-05 06:09 PM
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41. Heard her voice on the radio the other day. She DOES have a weirdass
man sounding voice. Strange and disturbing.
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AspenRose Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-29-05 06:12 PM
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42. "Ann Coulter: Cadaver in clown makeup"
Quote courtesy of Mike Papantonio
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