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Kadie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-28-05 05:32 PM
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Kikosexy2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-28-05 05:34 PM
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1. Now...
what the hell am I supposed to do today????...work brain cells work...
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BringEmOn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-28-05 05:34 PM
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2. Looking out through vertical blinds "Honey, I shrunk the presidency!"
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ck4829 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-28-05 05:34 PM
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3. Tommy DeLay, what have you done now?
I don't know you! Get away from me or you'll ruin my Man Date!!!!
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WritingIsMyReligion Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-28-05 05:35 PM
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4. "DeLay.... DeLay....
Edited on Wed Sep-28-05 05:36 PM by WritingIsMyReligion
"He's not with the potato chips, is he? 'Cause I don't know no Tom DeLay; no, no... Just like I never heard of no Ken Lay... Those damn Lays!"
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Eurobabe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-28-05 05:35 PM
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5. where were you when your Immodium ran out?
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WritingIsMyReligion Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-28-05 05:35 PM
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6. ROFL nt
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madokie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-28-05 05:35 PM
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7. A PIG
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Nightjock Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-28-05 05:36 PM
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8. Uncle Dick!
Edited on Wed Sep-28-05 05:37 PM by Nightjock
I glued my chin to my chest again!
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-28-05 05:37 PM
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9. I need me one of them Texas-size shots of Jim Bean right about now
:D
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Stephanie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-28-05 05:38 PM
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10. There's something very disturbing going on there - don't look at his pants
You may go insane if you do.
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jane_pippin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-28-05 05:38 PM
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11. Are those my approval ratings down there? Hot damn! I got me a mandate!
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WritingIsMyReligion Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-28-05 05:39 PM
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14. ROFLMAO nt
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notadmblnd Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-28-05 05:39 PM
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12. ooh! that bean soup and cornbread is kicking in,
I just know that's gonna leave a mark
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LiberalEsto Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-28-05 05:39 PM
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13. Should I say "Tommy, you're doing a heck of a job"?
or not?
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Pam-Moby Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-28-05 05:39 PM
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15. Damn I just shit myself.
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El Supremo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-28-05 05:40 PM
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16. Man, I hope they don't find that Carlisle money that we gave DeLay.
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NV Whino Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-28-05 05:43 PM
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17. Gotta find a new tailor. This suit makes me look like a pinhead.
Oh wait a minute....

:rofl:
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enid602 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-28-05 05:44 PM
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18. "I WILL SURVIVE"
original disco version
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BuyingThyme Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-28-05 05:46 PM
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19. All I'm getting is static.
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matt819 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-28-05 05:47 PM
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20. Damn
Where's Condi? I need a potty break.
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RepublicanElephant Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-28-05 05:48 PM
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21. dubya, the court jester
dubya: "i've got it! i've got it! the pellet with the poison's in the vessel with the pestle; the chalice from the palace has the brew that is true!

but then condi said they 'broke' the chalice from the palace and replaced it with a flagon.

what the hell is a flagon?

uh... maybe she put the pellet with the poison in the vessel with the pestle?

no! that ain't right. the pellet with the poison's in the flagon with the dragon! the vessel with the pestle has the brew that is true!

i think."
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aint_no_life_nowhere Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-28-05 05:50 PM
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22. Got to walk without swingin' my arms - makes me look like a monkey
accordin' to Karl. It's hard work.
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skids Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-28-05 06:29 PM
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23. Letsee..ehm right foot in, right foot..er..out..right foot..pokiedokie!n/t
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