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what the hell am I supposed to do today????...work brain cells work...
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Wed Sep-28-05 05:34 PM
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| 2. Looking out through vertical blinds "Honey, I shrunk the presidency!" |
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Wed Sep-28-05 05:34 PM
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| 3. Tommy DeLay, what have you done now? |
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I don't know you! Get away from me or you'll ruin my Man Date!!!!
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Wed Sep-28-05 05:35 PM
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Edited on Wed Sep-28-05 05:36 PM by WritingIsMyReligion
"He's not with the potato chips, is he? 'Cause I don't know no Tom DeLay; no, no... Just like I never heard of no Ken Lay... Those damn Lays!"
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Wed Sep-28-05 05:35 PM
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| 5. where were you when your Immodium ran out? |
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Wed Sep-28-05 05:35 PM
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Wed Sep-28-05 05:36 PM
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Edited on Wed Sep-28-05 05:37 PM by Nightjock
I glued my chin to my chest again!
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Wed Sep-28-05 05:37 PM
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| 9. I need me one of them Texas-size shots of Jim Bean right about now |
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Wed Sep-28-05 05:38 PM
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| 10. There's something very disturbing going on there - don't look at his pants |
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You may go insane if you do.
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Wed Sep-28-05 05:38 PM
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| 11. Are those my approval ratings down there? Hot damn! I got me a mandate! |
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Wed Sep-28-05 05:39 PM
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Wed Sep-28-05 05:39 PM
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| 12. ooh! that bean soup and cornbread is kicking in, |
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I just know that's gonna leave a mark
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Wed Sep-28-05 05:39 PM
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| 13. Should I say "Tommy, you're doing a heck of a job"? |
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Wed Sep-28-05 05:39 PM
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| 15. Damn I just shit myself. |
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Wed Sep-28-05 05:40 PM
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| 16. Man, I hope they don't find that Carlisle money that we gave DeLay. |
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Wed Sep-28-05 05:43 PM
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| 17. Gotta find a new tailor. This suit makes me look like a pinhead. |
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Wed Sep-28-05 05:46 PM
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| 19. All I'm getting is static. |
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Wed Sep-28-05 05:47 PM
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Where's Condi? I need a potty break.
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Wed Sep-28-05 05:48 PM
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| 21. dubya, the court jester |
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dubya: "i've got it! i've got it! the pellet with the poison's in the vessel with the pestle; the chalice from the palace has the brew that is true!
but then condi said they 'broke' the chalice from the palace and replaced it with a flagon.
what the hell is a flagon?
uh... maybe she put the pellet with the poison in the vessel with the pestle?
no! that ain't right. the pellet with the poison's in the flagon with the dragon! the vessel with the pestle has the brew that is true!
i think."
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Wed Sep-28-05 05:50 PM
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| 22. Got to walk without swingin' my arms - makes me look like a monkey |
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accordin' to Karl. It's hard work.
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Wed Sep-28-05 06:29 PM
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| 23. Letsee..ehm right foot in, right foot..er..out..right foot..pokiedokie!n/t |
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