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jmowreader Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-28-05 05:03 PM
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Everyone, keep it under your hats...Project X has not yet been activated
So maintain good operational security on this one.

The fox has a cold nose.
Guinness is a light, refreshing beverage.
Take a left turn at Albuquerque.

Burn this page after you read it.

That is all.
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Canadian Socialist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-28-05 05:05 PM
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1. The dog barks at midnight
when the fat man carries an umbrella. nudge nudge wink wink say no more.
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RC Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-28-05 05:10 PM
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18. 23854
19345
45621
04856
46754

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Richard Steele Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-28-05 05:24 PM
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30. ...And bites Santorum at dawn!
All turtles are positioned and awaiting further instructions.
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radwriter0555 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-29-05 12:41 AM
Response to Reply #1
91. The gnome transport system has been fired and tested, all systems are
GO.
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tompayne1 Donating Member (346 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-28-05 05:05 PM
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2. ummm......
I am missing something.
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tompayne1 Donating Member (346 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-28-05 05:06 PM
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3. Wait i got it.
A bright cold day in april two barges were passing in the night. nudge nudge wink wink eyes only.
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karlrschneider Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-28-05 05:07 PM
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6. 43030 22138 79650 20833
Piwa frad menofard plexado.
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radwriter0555 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-29-05 12:40 AM
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90. "Project X is HUGH!"
*cough*
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shraby Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-28-05 05:08 PM
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10. The freepers MUST be kept in the dark
about the Special Plans the du'ers have.

The scarecrow barks at midnight...I repeat the scarecrow barks at midnight...___..^^__{ ]..@@;******..()*()*()
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triguy46 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-28-05 05:09 PM
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13. Oh shit, if they find out about this!!! nt
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hwmnbn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-28-05 05:11 PM
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19. tompayne1, shh.....
There are freeptard lurkers here who might learn of our secret plan. So ixnay on the alktay about ojectpray X.

Further instructions to follow. We are at code purple. The alleycat sings at midnight :tinfoilhat: :tinfoilhat:
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triguy46 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-28-05 05:06 PM
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4. Does this mean we won't be meeting in....
tomorrow at 11:30 in the business district? What should we do with
the elephant we had rented?
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SteppingRazor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-28-05 05:12 PM
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22. Shut the hell up!!
Good God, delete that post! They can't find out about the elephant, you moran!


P.S. Double duck sentinel, blue 25 recording large.
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Crunchy Frog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-28-05 05:26 PM
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32. You can pick up the new instructions at the usual location.
Just please keep it under your hat. We cannot afford to blow this operation.
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jmowreader Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-28-05 07:34 PM
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65. You RENTED an elephant?
Dude! If you look on page 74 of the supporting OPLAN, you will clearly see that it does NOT call for an elephant to be rented!

Page 74 clearly says we're going to cook him and eat him, and how are you going to get your cleaning fee back if we eat a rented elephant?

Besides, we're only up to page 12. So take the damn elephant back before he stinks up the place.
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elehhhhna Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-28-05 05:06 PM
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5. What is the frequency, Kenneth?
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Throckmorton Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-28-05 07:47 PM
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66. Searchlight, Searchlight, do not answer
Searchlight, Searchlight, do not answer

Stand-by for a message in two parts.
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Canuckistanian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-29-05 12:37 AM
Response to Reply #5
89. You have pre-empted my code message
Report for double super-secret debriefing at the KFC on Lexington. You know the booth.
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-28-05 05:07 PM
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7. The green bean casserole is tasty, no?
AZC
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triguy46 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-28-05 05:08 PM
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11. Yes, but the salt is too sweet. n/t
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Pam-Moby Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-28-05 05:08 PM
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8. Step 2, 1 is down.
Go to step 2 and it will fall to within days. Do not link to the instruction site. I smell something and it ain't me.
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nadinbrzezinski Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-28-05 05:08 PM
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9. ^&89mliomnp
Dam Decoder ring, not working, can I get a new one?
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KittyWampus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-28-05 05:09 PM
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15. "Drink Your Ovaltine"
:)
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nonconformist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-28-05 05:09 PM
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12. This is HUGH!!!!!11111 nt
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TheDebbieDee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-28-05 05:27 PM
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36. Are you series????????????
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TheCowsCameHome Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-28-05 05:09 PM
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14. My lips are sealed. 676-788--- out
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tridim Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-28-05 05:09 PM
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16. The flapjacks have left the pan
Repeat, the flapjacks have left the pan.

Order the syrup now!
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KarenS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-28-05 05:09 PM
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17. and marmalade pie is resting quietly.
The rose has bloomed.

Over.
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NMDemDist2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-28-05 05:12 PM
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20. ROFL, but really didn't you mean to post this in the Lounge? n/t
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teach1st Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-28-05 05:12 PM
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21. Operation MegaMoran...
..awating the signal.
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RandiFan1290 Donating Member (721 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-28-05 05:13 PM
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23. The dolphins
are in the Jacuzzi!

Repeat

The dolphins are in the Jacuzzi!
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0rganism Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-28-05 05:13 PM
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24. Roger that. Holding steady with sub-plan 352b until then.
enabling code is 551928-Foxtrot, for those who still don't have it.

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elehhhhna Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-28-05 05:15 PM
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25. Prezzybush has been declared a Category 5 Prezzydent. pass it on.
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dogday Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-28-05 05:15 PM
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26. dot dash dot dot dash dot dash dash dot dot dot dash nt
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pepperbear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-28-05 05:16 PM
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27. I LOVE YOU....
there is a car waiting outside
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librechik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-28-05 05:18 PM
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28. B-b-but I thought the "trigger" was the Delay indictment!
that's when we gather at the Capitol and urge censure...

oh bl**p now I've blown it!
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Terran Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-28-05 05:26 PM
Response to Reply #28
31. Dammit, check your latest update!
It's been put next to the "pickles" in your fridge.
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librechik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-28-05 05:30 PM
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38. oohhh...the "pickles." Right...
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Crunchy Frog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-28-05 05:23 PM
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29. Remember, loose lips sink ships.
Let's all just be cautious about spilling too much, in light of what the stakes are.
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BlueEyedSon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-28-05 05:26 PM
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33. Afghanistan Banana-stand
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redacted Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-28-05 05:26 PM
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34. Shut up! This is no joke!
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Richard D Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-28-05 05:26 PM
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35. there are three post here . . .
. . . that are real. All the rest are fillers. Good luck.
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flyarm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-28-05 05:29 PM
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37. PUMPKINS IN THE PATCH...................
Edited on Wed Sep-28-05 05:31 PM by flyarm
ORANGE RIBBONS TIED TO "the tree"...turn in the ribbons at location pumpkin patch!!
pies baking and ready when project x is ready for completion!!

everyone who has clearance ..meet at your designated spot!!

no talking until project x is complete...then move on to project " z"!


now go!! in safety ..i pray for you and the "project"
fly


oh in edit...please be careful in the pumpkin patch...the rotten ones are smelly...remember that code!!
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CatBoreal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-28-05 05:32 PM
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39. I've got the *ahem* items all ready to be shipped...
...from Canada.

Let me know when you want them.

Until then, beaver tails!
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triguy46 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-28-05 05:34 PM
Response to Reply #39
44. Be sure and use DHL!!!
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CatBoreal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-28-05 05:40 PM
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48. What do you think I am?
A novice? We Canadians have been working on this for years.

A little faith please.
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BringEmOn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-28-05 05:32 PM
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40. ...like a duck in a noose....Oops, that one's already been used.
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CatBoreal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-28-05 05:33 PM
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41. I thought it was...
...a moose ready to duck?

Darn morse code!
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TheDebbieDee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-28-05 05:34 PM
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42. -- . . - .. -. --. / .. -. / - .... . / ... . -.-. .-. . - /
Edited on Wed Sep-28-05 05:39 PM by TheDebbieDee
..-. --- .-. -- . . - .. -. --. / .. -. / - .... . / ... . -.-. .-. . - / ..-. --- .-. ..- -- / --..-- / / -. --- .-- / ..--.. / / -. --- .-- / ..--.. / / -. --- .-- / ..--.. /
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CatBoreal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-28-05 05:37 PM
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47. -.. --- -. .----. - / ..-. --- .-. --. . -
-.. --- -. .----. - / ..-. --- .-. --. . - / - .... . / - .. -- -... .. - ...
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MetaTrope Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-28-05 05:34 PM
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43. No! Not my alpaca sweater!
:cry:
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CatBoreal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-28-05 05:35 PM
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45. Sacrifices must be made....
Don't worry, dear leader will remember you.
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flyarm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-28-05 05:41 PM
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50. puff the magic dragon...
look right ..follow the red light...turn left when you see "you know what"...and then get outta there pronto!!

if you "delay" your departure..well, we can not come and get you, you are then on your own...

we do not like to leave our agents "out there" but if you do not follow directions precisely...we can not risk other agents...

so please follow the directions, or delay your recovery!! of forfeit it completely!!

fly

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Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-28-05 05:35 PM
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46. 18181
nt
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cynatnite Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-28-05 05:41 PM
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49. hmm...how do I burn this page? n/t
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mikeytherat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-28-05 05:43 PM
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51. It's a cold day for pontooning - repeat - a cold day for pontooning.
mikey_the_rat
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callous taoboy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-28-05 05:45 PM
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52. project ~J~ has been reactivated-
and only because we found the lighter.
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lala_rawraw Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-28-05 05:46 PM
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53. No no, activate pink panty brigade
by sneezing to the left while chewing to the right
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Geoff R. Casavant Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-28-05 05:46 PM
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54. "Norman, correlate."
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rzemanfl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-28-05 05:47 PM
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55. We who are about to die salute you. Hail Caesar salad! n/t
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slampoet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-28-05 05:47 PM
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56. Bebe Robozo eats gumdrops with attractive Poodles

REPEAT: Bebe Robozo eats gumdrops with attractive Poodles

MESSAGE END.
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OmmmSweetOmmm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-28-05 05:49 PM
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57. Don't forget
that Whistler's mommy lost her rocker
and Jim Bean saw Woodie Guthrie at the Grand Canyon
while Howdy Doody left Clarabelle in the dark.

Ok?
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Gidney N Cloyd Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-28-05 05:52 PM
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58. Is this code still valid?
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jmowreader Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-28-05 07:48 PM
Response to Reply #58
67. We accept no Nazi encryption!
Where'd you get the picture of the Enigma rotor?

http://www.nsa.gov/museum/museu00007.cfm will tell you all about the Enigma.
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maveric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-28-05 05:54 PM
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59. The pellet with the poison is in the vessel with the pestle and the flagon
with the dragon is the drink thats true.
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WolverineDG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-29-05 09:31 AM
Response to Reply #59
109. that's BREW that is true!
dammit, get the code right! now some of our best ops are on their way to oslo and we can't get them back in time!

dg
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Debi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-28-05 05:55 PM
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60. Two knocks and a whistle
Then you shake it all about.... :P
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htuttle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-28-05 05:57 PM
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61. Okay. We're 10-8.
The number is 180 and the letter is G. The first thing you have to do to
get over to 180 and the letter G is to get into your vehicle and headEast.
I repeat, you have to head East over the bridge. But before you get onto
the bridge, around one big turn, you'll come up to the place where the sex
chemicals burned up. I repeat, where the sex chemicals burned up. And of
course you all must have heard about that on news center four...On your way
to 180 and the letter G.

And now we're on the bridge. That's nothing very much, but when you get on
the other side of the bridge on your way to 180 and the letter G, you'll
notice two things. First of all it's very important that you turn on your
AM radio. Set it to 1010 on your dial, and let the radio frequency energy
from K-101 overload your little tuner until it distorts very highly. And
right at the point of that extreme distortion, there's the big chairs. I'm
not exactly sure, but I think that's where all the sewer water from Oakland
goes.

And then, by then, you'll be out of all that distortion, and you'll be
looking East, toward the hills, and if it's at night, you'll see the little
red lights flashing on my favorite ham radio repeater station -- that's WR6
Automatic Bowel Movement.

And any of you who are into jamming, keep talking, keep jamming, because
I'll be listening on my scanner radio, and just maybe...you'll be on the
next album.

You come up to the tunnel. And now we're coming up to the tunnel. Up to
the tunnel. And then as you get into the tunnel, you'll start to sense
something. And then about halfway through the tunnel, something will
suddenly hit you. You won't sense it a lot until you get almost through to
the other side. You'll realize right then and there that you're entering
Contra-Costa County. It's hard to explain, but you feel a certain way
when you get into Contra-Costa County on your way to 180 and the letter G.
There is absolutely no other possibility.

And then you're gonna whisk out, out of the tunnel on the East side, in
Contra-Costa County, where it's about 40 degrees warmer and the humidity is
about 15 percent, and you'll just stay on that freeway all the way until
you get to Martinas. When you're up to Martinas, you'll see a sign, a sign
that says `G.' And you're just gonna go right on up there in your little
vehicle and you're gonna turn left onto G.

On the left hand side of the street is the A&W root beer place, and on the
right side is another little place where you're gonna go later on in the
story: Safe Muffins.

Now that you're on G, you're just gonna keep right on going up G, heading
West on G, all the way to the top of the hill, and that's where 180 is.
Right up there at the top. And just before you get to the top of the hill,
you'll notice the green slime oozing out from under the house at 180 and
the letter G.

And of course, it had to be true, you just gotta go right back down to Safe
Muffins and shoplift. I repeat, you're gonna have to shoplift the HR Steam
Cleaning System from Safe Muffins. The only way you're gonna be able to do
it successfully is to become invisible. And then when you're totally
invisible, you'll just creep right on into Safe Muffins, and thereyou'll
see it: The HR Steam Cleaning System. And then you'll realize that
you're gonna have to get it up the street to 180 very quickly, so you whisk
your Steam Cleaning System right back up G all the way to 180. You go
right up to the front door and you push the button.

The door opens automatically, and the first thing you see is the orange
carpet inside 180...and you'll see the dog juice, the horrible dog juice
all over the orange carpet at 180 and the letter G. You're just gonna
march right on into G, there, with your HR Steam Cleaning System, go all
the way back into the kitchen, where the Mr. Coffee Coffee-amker has your
hot water. Your hot water, ready to pour into your HR Steam Cleaning
System. So you go in there and get your HR Steam Cleaner all fired up, and
you bring it on out into the living room and you take care of all the dog
juice on the orange carpet at 18 and the letter G.

As you're cleaning the orange carpet, there'll be a voice that says:
"FETCH MY CIGARETTES."
Another voice will say:
``THEY'RE ON TOP OF THE REFRIGERATOR.''

And then of course you've forgotten completely about the green slime. And
you'll realize that the only way to get rid of the green slime is to go
back down, down the stairs, down to the basement of 180 and the letter G,
where you'll find a bottle of Formula 409. You'll get that 409 up there
real quick, and go outside to the mailbox of 180 where the green slime and
all the ants are oozing out onto the sidewalk, and you'll spray it with all
your might as hard as you can on that goddamn green slime. And then you'll
have gotten all that horrible stuff.

{There are gonna be?} toads under the house, and they'll be saying,
"Herbiss, herbiss, under the house, spray me with the 409, herbiss." That's
what the toads are gonna say to you. They won't croak, they'll actually
say that. When you're at G...and 180.

By then you'll realize that you're gonna have to take your HR Steam Cleaning
System back down to Safe Muffins. And before you can do it, you'll of
course have to become invisible once again. You'll take your HR steam
cleaning system, which you shoplifted from Safe Muffins, you'll put it back
in for somebody else to use, at some other number, some other letter,
somewhere in another dimension.

And it'll be time for you to head back to San Francisco, 'cause if you
don't, you'll never leave Contra-Costa county. You'll get back in your
vehicle, and you'll go in reverse, in reverse gear, using your rear-view
mirror, all the way back down the freeway, past Pleasant Hill, Lafayette,
and Orinda. You'll go back through the tunnel, and you're gonna get back
on the other side of the hills, there, through the tunnel, right past the
ham radio repeater, and you'll whisk down that hill at 90 miles an hour.
You'll get into the appropriate lanes, on your way from 180 and the letter
G, back into San Francisco. Back past K101 and the big chairs, which
remind you of the sewer gas back on G, where you could become invisible.
Not really sure if Oakland sewer gas can do it as well as Martinas sewer
gas. And you're on the bridge now, heading West, into the fog, the high
fog, I repeat: fog never touches the ground in California, it's always so
damn high. And you get across, and you look back to where the sex
chemicals were made, and finally you get back into your sewer pipe, and
disappear down into the sewers of San Francisco, and you know that you'll
never ever want to come out to 180 and the letter G, ever again. And in
that sorry situation, I think it's just about time we went 10-7. I'm
getting that feeling now. Deep within the sewer pipes by now. You'll
never find your way out. You'll never want to find your way out. We're
10-7. Out.

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callous taoboy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-28-05 06:22 PM
Response to Reply #61
63. You lost me here:
"{There are gonna be?} toads under the house, and they'll be saying,
"Herbiss, herbiss, under the house, spray me with the 409, herbiss." That's what the toads are gonna say to you. They won't croak, they'll actually say that. When you're at G...and 180."
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The Stranger Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-28-05 06:01 PM
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62. Under the Spreading Chestnut Tree . . .
I sold you and you sold me,
There lie they and here lie we,
Under the Spreading Chestnut Tree . . .
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Seabiscuit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-28-05 06:50 PM
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64. the izquerda coast is on standby ...
will play "smells like teen spirit" backwards at midnight while hearing the dog barking, seeing the dolphins swim in the jacuzzi and checking next to the pickles jar.

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zippy890 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-28-05 07:52 PM
Response to Reply #64
68. izquerda coast SOUTH
next to the pickles BAR

code/38
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Coexist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-28-05 07:58 PM
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69. If there is chocolate in your chips,
then the expiration date is valid.
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geniph Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-28-05 08:01 PM
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70. On the coast of Malabar
...that's the ticket!
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Arkham House Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-28-05 08:01 PM
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71. I was talking to Orson Welles just this morning...
...he says that he's all ready on his end...
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Tatiana Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-28-05 08:02 PM
Original message
DELETED (I gave up too much information.) n/t
Edited on Wed Sep-28-05 08:04 PM by Tatiana
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Tatiana Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-28-05 08:02 PM
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72. Let the eagles soar over NYC.
One flew over a nest in Louisiana.

The bags are carpeted in Texas.

Don't Ever Let Absalom Yodel.

Neb Kcelffa is on standby.

The Big One is eating at a rapid pace.

Captain Picard says hi.
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FreedomAngel82 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-28-05 08:02 PM
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73. Meet behind the shed at midnight
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Just Me Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-28-05 08:03 PM
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74. Do you have any idea how many times a bear shit in my,...
,...neighbor's garden?!?!?!

Let's get this going, for crying out loud!

Geez. :eyes:
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Buns_of_Fire Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-29-05 08:46 AM
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106. Really. I was assigned to procure the 4,000 live chickens...
...so now they're all in my apartment, crapping all over the place. Needless to say, the neighbors are starting to get suspicious.

Oh, yeah, the password. It's... uh... uh... Fuggit. Could someone just come and get the damned chickens, please?
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chknltl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-28-05 08:04 PM
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75. Aw geez guys....this again?
...I have no clue right now where I put my decoder ring....can't this wait a day or two?
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Tatiana Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-28-05 08:05 PM
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76. Time is of the essence. n/t
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chknltl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-28-05 09:00 PM
Response to Reply #76
79. Essence???? I am a stinky hippy....I'll tell you about essence!
Ok, ok...I'll find that damned ring. Why oh why does this restoring Democracy thing have to be such hard work! Sheesh So whats my job today? Operation Skywatch? This sounds pretty serious guys, someone better send me some help I'm all alone out here ya know.).
Comencing Phase 1, OPERATION SKYWATCH. chknltl
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Tatiana Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-28-05 09:14 PM
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80. Help is on the way.
As you well know, Neb Kcelffa, is on standby in Virginia.
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nickyt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-28-05 08:15 PM
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77. When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie
don't blink, baby
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Mutley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-28-05 08:22 PM
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78. Input the code into the box.
50686173652054776f2069732072656164792074
6f20626567696e2e20205265706561742e202050
686173652054776f20697320726561647920746f
20626567696e2e20

http://www.lostrealm.com/ring/
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elehhhhna Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-28-05 10:28 PM
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81. the password is ; boxturtle
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flyarm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-28-05 10:37 PM
Response to Reply #81
82. what good is it when you post the password...get your act
together here..new code needed NOW ..and now new project must be started immediately!!

EVERYONE GO TO EMERGENCY MODE!!

password compromised...meet at the pre-arranged set up point and get there carefully , make sure you are not followed...attention to details...

if you think you are being followed notify headquarters with your super secret code, we will send our front men out to get you!!
but do not..let me make this very clear do not go to the meeting point if there is any possibility you are being followed..we will take care of the details ..follow orders...

and for those of you with a different password...guard it with your life...too much has to be done if a password is compromised!! and puts others in danger!!

fly

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elehhhhna Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-28-05 10:52 PM
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83. come on, it's not like I posted the" U Forgot Poland" passwords.
Sheesh.
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flyarm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-28-05 11:06 PM
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84. omgggggggggg...everyone with the ..
U FORGOT POLAND PASSWORD..HEAD FOR THE HILLS!! nowwwwwwwwww!!

you may have moved onto another pass word..but others have not...now thats two passwords you have compromised...you must now go on administrative leave until we get this worked out...without "delay" an investigation will begin and you may be possibly indicted for blowing so many agents cover!!

i will do what i can for you..but at the least, retraining is definitely in the offing...

please please ..do not use anymore passwords..or indictments will not be avoided!!
you have been an excellent agent in the past..whats come over you???

i will do what i can for you..but do not "delay " in getting representation in case of any indictments that may come about from your carelessness!

fly
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elehhhhna Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-29-05 08:06 AM
Response to Reply #84
97. I am a double agent. TURKEY IN THE STRAW!
alert the authorities.

Mwahahahah.

p.s. "Laaaaaaa-zers"

your ID has now been compromised, flyarm/plame/joe what's his name
your ass(et) has been liquidated. this post will self destruct in 10..9..8..
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elehhhhna Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-29-05 08:07 AM
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98. Kick! This is HUGH! DO not attempt to dissasemble this thread!
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elehhhhna Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-29-05 09:00 AM
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107. it's the cat's potato
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elehhhhna Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-29-05 09:54 AM
Response to Reply #97
111. DO YOU HAVE A FLAG?
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geckosfeet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-28-05 11:15 PM
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85. OMG - project X !!! I am so xcited!!
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flyarm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-28-05 11:26 PM
Response to Reply #85
86. i am so excited and i just
can't :hide: it..i'm about to loose control and i :think: i like it!...

i'm so excited and i just can't :hide: it...i'm about to loose control and i :think: i like it...

:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

:smoke: :smoke: :smoke:

new project!!

fly
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Canuckistanian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-28-05 11:30 PM
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87. What's the frequency, Kenneth?
The Rooster Crows at Midnight.

That is all.
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susanna Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-28-05 11:37 PM
Response to Reply #87
88. The dog ate my homework.
Activate the Canine Brigade. That is all.
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LuCifer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-29-05 12:52 AM
Response to Original message
92. Ennu unnu wannu
Zilt ziffullu zorkom
90210, 90125, 66613
Ha Ka Hey
FUKUWUKUFUKOFF
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flaminbats Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-29-05 01:47 AM
Response to Reply #92
94. 152565, 504734, 114362
:hide: absent chaos, remembering how freeper doctrine is spread, ie forgotten lurking categories IV ambush on all trolling targets posting in Lounge and General Discussion threads over 50 beginning not any later!! ;)
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lildreamer316 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-29-05 12:54 AM
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93. The cheese is old and moldy.Where is the bathroom.
Albatross.
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Fozzledick Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-29-05 02:03 AM
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95. Spa fon, squa tront.
Fnord!
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flaminbats Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-29-05 02:09 AM
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96. perhaps you'r reading too much into that..
:shrug:
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Paulie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-29-05 08:10 AM
Response to Reply #96
99. I definately agree
It's the albatross crows at midnight, while the Fnord swims.

Sorry, but we have to nip these misrepresentations quickly, even big issues like this can be muddied.

Keep your chin up, bork bork bork.
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pointblank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-29-05 08:15 AM
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100. ...-. .--.-..-....- .-...-..----..--...----.
"And now a few words for our allies behind enemy lines...
The chair is against the wall. The chair is against the wall.
John has a long moustache. John has a long moustache."





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Hubert Flottz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-29-05 08:17 AM
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101. The dead duck is well done...
Edited on Thu Sep-29-05 08:44 AM by Hubert Flottz
It's the wine's time, to be shared.

The hammer has been nailed.

This is not a drill...repeat Not A Drill!1!1!!111!11

EDIT: The Spotted Waterdog Barks At 13:00...That is all!!1!11!1!111!1

Edit Again: The carnivores are in my drawers...repeat The carnivores are in my drawers.
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berni_mccoy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-29-05 08:19 AM
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102. .. / .-.. --- ...- . / -.. . -- --- -.-. .-. .- - .. -.-. / ..- -. -..
..-. .-. . . / .-. . .--. ..- -... .-.. .. -.-. / ... ..- -.-. -.- ... / .- ... ... / - --- - .- .-.. .-.. -.-- .-.-.- / .. / -... . - / ..-. .-. . . .--. . .-. ...- .. .-.. .-.. . / .. ... / --. --- -. . / -... -.-- / - .... . / . -. -.. / --- ..-. / - .... . / -.-- . .- .-. .-.-.-

---... .-. --- ..-. .-.. ---...
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ourbluenation Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-29-05 08:27 AM
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103. Switch to Blue - repeat - switch to blue
the quesadilla has no cheese

wink wink
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freedomburn Donating Member (225 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-29-05 08:44 AM
Response to Reply #103
105. Sinchronize chronometers and calibrate the oscillation overthrusters
All systems are GO!!! Strike the hammer with the iron heel.

Commencement of the countdown for Operation Blue Hat will take place in the regularly scheduled sequence.

Stand down all non-essential agents. Go to mergatrod alpha rendezvous point at coordinates zeta QXZ gamma G13 with all due alacrity.

Avoid any Betazoid or Freekkks and carry your oscillation overthruster with you at all times. Becareful of any watermellons left sitting unattended. Stay loose. It could get hairy out there.
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Zynx Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-29-05 08:35 AM
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104. The poptart has no sprinkles.
Oh shit. Is that the passcode for Operation Cuttlefish?
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renegade000 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-29-05 09:13 AM
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108. the wombat has masticated the football
repeat, the wombat has masticated the football
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Ryano42 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-29-05 09:54 AM
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110. Marsey Dotes and Dosey Dotes...
And I'll be home for Xmas.

Your Uncle "Cindy" ;) has fleas...

Your Loving Father,
Queen Mary

:P

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QuettaKid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-29-05 10:00 AM
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113. "I said my name is RA...and this is Eric B."
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tom_paine Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-29-05 09:56 AM
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112. The chair is against the wall. The chair is against the wall.
John has a long moustache. John has a long moustache.

That is all.

And, damnit, doesn't anybody notice the trools posting on this thread?

DON'T ANSWER THEM!

Only people you know and trust, OK?

You compromise us all when you talk to the trolls. They are going to decode which of our codes are real and which are bullshit if we answer them, even with bullshit.

The integrity of Project X MUST be maintained until it is time!

UNDERSTAND?!?

(I hate breaking cover like this, but shut up you people...you know who you are!)
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Maru Kitteh Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-29-05 10:06 AM
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114. .. / .... .- ...- . / -. --- / ... .- -.-. .-. . -- . -. - ... / ..-. ---
--- .--. . .-. .- - .. --- -. / .-- .... .. - . / --. .. .-. .-.. / .. ... / .. -. / -.. .- -. --. . .-.
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The Magistrate Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-29-05 10:10 AM
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115. Sin Novedad
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Saphire Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-29-05 10:11 AM
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116. Everyone act natural until the appointed time!!!!!!!!!!!
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Mutley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-29-05 10:12 AM
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117. ....
Edited on Thu Sep-29-05 10:13 AM by mutley_r_us
..-. .-. . . .--. . .-. ... .-.-.- / -.-. .- -. / -.-- --- ..- / -- --- .-. .- -. ... / . ...- . -. / ..-. .. --. ..- .-. . / --- ..- - / -- --- .-. ... . / -.-. --- -.. . ..--..
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sendero Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-29-05 10:13 AM
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118. I say......
..... Let's Roll!
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elehhhhna Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-29-05 10:16 AM
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119. bring M on !
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