Hey do you remember the South Park where Cartman won a million dollars?

[dhinojosa]

Hey do you remember the South Park where Cartman won a million dollars from his grandmother's will, and Kyle had was so distraught and thought there was no god? Kyle had a terminal hemmeroid and he lost all will to live. Cartman was so overjoyed that he bought an amusement park and was psyched that he owned it and no one else will ever get on the rides. Then he realized he needed to hire security, so he let some people in to pay for them. Then he realized he needed repairmen, so he let some people in to pay for them. Things started going from bad to worse and then finally Cartman was so in debt, and in so much trouble the IRS had to arrest him for tax evasion. Finally, after Kyle heard the news, he became better.


Well, with all the troubles involving Bush, Frist, DeLay, Rove, Brownie, Chertoff, Abramoff, etc. I think I am losing my hemerroid!!!!

:wooohoo:

[donco6]

1. Ha! And an excellent synopsis, too.

[Hello_Kitty]

2. I may be able to give up my donut cushion too!

The metaphorical one, anyway.

LOL!

[RandiFan1290]

3. I need my creeeam!!

That was great! Thanks.

[dhinojosa]

4. Was it that episode or when Cartman had the rash?

hehe

[RandiFan1290]

5. Cartman had the rash

in the herpes/chickenpox episode.

Ahhhh Calamine lotion ahhhhhhhhh!!!

[Cessna Invesco Palin]

6. Comparison of Cartman to the Republican party.

How very accurate.

[pointblank]

8. Isn't it?

If you follow the show, Cartman IS the republican party, in almost every episode.

He always takes the bigoted, selfish approach to every issue. I think Stone and Parker are GENIUSES!

One of my favorites is the Wal-Mart episode. Wal-Mart is bult in South Park. All of the townspeople are sucked in by the fact that you can shop for low priced, useless items 24 hours a day, and all of the small businesses in town go under. Stan, Kenny and Kyle go to try to have the Wal-Mart shut down, but it turns out Wal-Mart is its own entity that...even the CEO's have no control over it, Wal-Mart controls them. Of Course, Cartman loves the Wal-Mart and tries to stop them from having it shut down.

"You've said too much sir"

[ET Awful]

9. Because unlike you, I've seen Mel Gibson's the Passion 27 times

[pointblank]

10. LOL

I LOVE IT. More More.

One favs is "Christian Rock Hard" where Cartman starts the Christian Rock band and they pose for their album cover on the rocks near the beach...instant classic.

[ET Awful]

11. I think my favorite was the Woodland Critters Christmas

or whatever it was

BLOOD ORGY!!!!!

(where the world is saved because lion cubs learn how to perform an abortion and prevent the Kyle from giving birth to the anti-christ)

[lectrobyte]

12. Faith Plus One -- that was hilarious.

[RandiFan1290]

13. Here ya go

[pointblank]

14. Were you trying to post this?...

Don't ever leave me, Jesus. I couldn't stand to see you go.
My heart would simply snap, my Lord, if you walked on out that door.
I promise I'll be good to you, and keep you warm at night.
Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, why don't we just... shut off the lights.






http://www.twiztv.com/scripts/southpark/season7/southpa...



edited for pic

[RandiFan1290]

16. It didn't work?

It is showing up for me. I am still trying to figure out these internets

[Cessna Invesco Palin]

15. Cartman quotes time...

Officer Barbrady: You can't just lock 63 people in your basement.
Cartman: They're not people, they're hippies!

Cartman: Okay, Token, give me a sweet bass line.
Token: I don't know how to play the bass.
Cartman: Token, how many times do we have to go over this? You're black. You can play the bass.
Token: I'm really tired of your racist views on this.
Cartman: Well then, get tired of them after you give me a bass line!
Token: (Plays the bass expertly) Oh, Goddammit.

Cartman (singing): I want to get down on my knees and start pleasing Jesus. I want to feel his salvation all over my face.

Cartman: I've learned something, too: selling out is sweet because when you sell out, you get to make a lot of money, and when you have money, you don't have to hang out with a bunch of poor asses like you guys. Screw you guys, I'm going home.

Cartman: I hate hippies! I mean, the way they always talk about "protectin' the earth" and then drive around in cars that get poor gas mileage and wear those stupid bracelets - I hate 'em! I wanna kick 'em in the nuts!

Cartman: M'am, I'm here to check your house for parasites ... apparently, you have hippies.

Cartman: It's an Afghanistan goat, so it can't stay here, or else it'll choke on the sweet air of freedom.

Cartman: I don't hate black people. I hate hippies.

Cartman: Poor people tend to live in clusters.

[Barad Simith]

7. The good Lord protects his flock from the schemes of evildoers

It just takes a lot longer than we want it to.

[KharmaTrain]

17. My Favorite Episode

This is a great example of what I call "The Grass Is Greener" or things don't seem what they appear to be.

There's been a terminal hemeroid at 1600 Pennsylvania since 1/20/01 and while it's never been witnessed before in medical science, this asshole has spread his disease across the country and around the world.

BTW...remember what happens to Cartman in the end. The IRS has the final say.

Peace...