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dhinojosa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-28-05 04:48 PM
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Hey do you remember the South Park where Cartman won a million dollars?
Hey do you remember the South Park where Cartman won a million dollars from his grandmother's will, and Kyle had was so distraught and thought there was no god? Kyle had a terminal hemmeroid and he lost all will to live. Cartman was so overjoyed that he bought an amusement park and was psyched that he owned it and no one else will ever get on the rides. Then he realized he needed to hire security, so he let some people in to pay for them. Then he realized he needed repairmen, so he let some people in to pay for them. Things started going from bad to worse and then finally Cartman was so in debt, and in so much trouble the IRS had to arrest him for tax evasion. Finally, after Kyle heard the news, he became better.


Well, with all the troubles involving Bush, Frist, DeLay, Rove, Brownie, Chertoff, Abramoff, etc. I think I am losing my hemerroid!!!!

:wooohoo:
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donco6 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-28-05 04:50 PM
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1. Ha! And an excellent synopsis, too.
:)
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Hello_Kitty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-28-05 04:50 PM
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2. I may be able to give up my donut cushion too!
The metaphorical one, anyway.

LOL! :rofl:
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RandiFan1290 Donating Member (721 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-28-05 04:54 PM
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3. I need my creeeam!!
:rofl:

That was great! Thanks.
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dhinojosa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-28-05 10:45 PM
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4. Was it that episode or when Cartman had the rash?
hehe
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RandiFan1290 Donating Member (721 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-29-05 06:34 AM
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5. Cartman had the rash
in the herpes/chickenpox episode.

Ahhhh Calamine lotion ahhhhhhhhh!!!

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Cessna Invesco Palin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-29-05 06:44 AM
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6. Comparison of Cartman to the Republican party.
How very accurate.
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pointblank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-29-05 07:34 AM
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8. Isn't it?
If you follow the show, Cartman IS the republican party, in almost every episode.

He always takes the bigoted, selfish approach to every issue. I think Stone and Parker are GENIUSES!

One of my favorites is the Wal-Mart episode. Wal-Mart is bult in South Park. All of the townspeople are sucked in by the fact that you can shop for low priced, useless items 24 hours a day, and all of the small businesses in town go under. Stan, Kenny and Kyle go to try to have the Wal-Mart shut down, but it turns out Wal-Mart is its own entity that...even the CEO's have no control over it, Wal-Mart controls them. Of Course, Cartman loves the Wal-Mart and tries to stop them from having it shut down.

"You've said too much sir" :rofl:
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ET Awful Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-29-05 07:36 AM
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9. Because unlike you, I've seen Mel Gibson's the Passion 27 times
:evilgrin:
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pointblank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-29-05 07:46 AM
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10. LOL
I LOVE IT. More More.

One favs is "Christian Rock Hard" where Cartman starts the Christian Rock band and they pose for their album cover on the rocks near the beach...instant classic.
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ET Awful Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-29-05 07:47 AM
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11. I think my favorite was the Woodland Critters Christmas
Edited on Thu Sep-29-05 07:53 AM by ET Awful
or whatever it was :)

BLOOD ORGY!!!!!

(where the world is saved because lion cubs learn how to perform an abortion and prevent the Kyle from giving birth to the anti-christ) :evilgrin:
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lectrobyte Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-29-05 07:51 AM
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12. Faith Plus One -- that was hilarious.
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RandiFan1290 Donating Member (721 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-29-05 07:54 AM
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13. Here ya go
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pointblank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-29-05 08:03 AM
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14. Were you trying to post this?...
Edited on Thu Sep-29-05 08:08 AM by pointblank



Don't ever leave me, Jesus. I couldn't stand to see you go.
My heart would simply snap, my Lord, if you walked on out that door.
I promise I'll be good to you, and keep you warm at night.
Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, why don't we just... shut off the lights.



:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:



http://www.twiztv.com/scripts/southpark/season7/southpa...



edited for pic
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RandiFan1290 Donating Member (721 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-29-05 08:29 AM
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16. It didn't work?
It is showing up for me. I am still trying to figure out these internets ;)
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Cessna Invesco Palin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-29-05 08:25 AM
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15. Cartman quotes time...
Officer Barbrady: You can't just lock 63 people in your basement.
Cartman: They're not people, they're hippies!

Cartman: Okay, Token, give me a sweet bass line.
Token: I don't know how to play the bass.
Cartman: Token, how many times do we have to go over this? You're black. You can play the bass.
Token: I'm really tired of your racist views on this.
Cartman: Well then, get tired of them after you give me a bass line!
Token: (Plays the bass expertly) Oh, Goddammit.

Cartman (singing): I want to get down on my knees and start pleasing Jesus. I want to feel his salvation all over my face.

Cartman: I've learned something, too: selling out is sweet because when you sell out, you get to make a lot of money, and when you have money, you don't have to hang out with a bunch of poor asses like you guys. Screw you guys, I'm going home.

Cartman: I hate hippies! I mean, the way they always talk about "protectin' the earth" and then drive around in cars that get poor gas mileage and wear those stupid bracelets - I hate 'em! I wanna kick 'em in the nuts!

Cartman: M'am, I'm here to check your house for parasites ... apparently, you have hippies.

Cartman: It's an Afghanistan goat, so it can't stay here, or else it'll choke on the sweet air of freedom.

Cartman: I don't hate black people. I hate hippies.

Cartman: Poor people tend to live in clusters.

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Barad Simith Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-29-05 06:59 AM
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7. The good Lord protects his flock from the schemes of evildoers
It just takes a lot longer than we want it to.
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KharmaTrain Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-29-05 08:35 AM
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17. My Favorite Episode


This is a great example of what I call "The Grass Is Greener" or things don't seem what they appear to be.

There's been a terminal hemeroid at 1600 Pennsylvania since 1/20/01 and while it's never been witnessed before in medical science, this asshole has spread his disease across the country and around the world.

BTW...remember what happens to Cartman in the end. The IRS has the final say.

Peace...
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