Lurking freepers, etc. ITS ALL TRUE!!!

[IdaBriggs]

The powerful left wing conspiracy has brought down Tom DeLay!

They used their super secret decoder rings, and magical wish powers to make it happen! Tom DeLay did NOTHING wrong, and yet, this cabal of hidden organizational and media geniuses somehow removed one of your most respected members from his leadership position in Congress!

Boo! Be Afraid! Be Very Afraid! They are coming after you, next!

Or, if you want to assume the Democrats are completely disorganized and useless in general (think "herding cats" when it comes to trying to get us to organize anything), then not only did your guy ACTUALLY do something BAD, he had to go so far above and beyond "normal" levels of political corruption to get indicted by a grand jury, which makes all of YOU out to be fools.

So, pick which one scares you the most: "Dangerous Democrats and their Super Secret Decoder Rings" -- or -- "Corrupt Republican Leaders who've been Lying to you for years!"

Either way, let me happily predict that more Republicans are going to be doing the perp walk soon -- and who knows? It might even be YOU!

HA HA HA HA HA!!!

[ComerPerro]

1. We (after several years) might have influenced the Majority Leader

to consider temporarily stepping aside from his leadership role for a few days.

Fear us!

[MelissaB]

2. It's all a conspiracy theory....that's all.

[knowbody0]

3. hammer time

rats are jumping ship and TALKING.

[fooj]

4. Tick tock tick tock tick tock...

[Debi]

5. Hey, I didn't get a decoder ring.....

They said I was supposed to write it in lemon juice and mail it to the secret address.....

[mikeytherat]

14. Aha! It was YOU! You used Lime Juice, not Lemon Juice.

We have screeners to catch applications like yours!

mikey_the_rat

[Debi]

27. damn!

[ET Awful]

15. You just aren't left-wing enough!

[Debi]

31. But I believe in equal rights for all people

Isn't that left wing?

[ET Awful]

36. Nope, that's called "sanity"

[VaYallaDawg]

35. You were supposed to use KoolAid.

[Debi]

51. Lime or Lemon? n/t

[hootinholler]

61. No, you put the lime in the coconut

and mixem both up.

-Hoot

[OnionPatch]

6. You're kidding

They really think it's a conspiracy? What a bunch of backassward imbeciles.

[bemildred]

7. LOL. How did we get to Earle? What's our hold on him?

[Coexist]

8. we have "a secret file" on him...

and don't forget the voodoo doll.

[comsymp]

11. Silly, NOBODY'S beyond the long reach of The Mighty Clenis

[Coexist]

22. LOL!

too funny.

[Demonaut]

9. break out yer decoder rings.... 5-*""7 K_*7}! '^)^l

Tomorrow! and "The Sparrow flies east in the winter"

































I'm a zit, Get IT?

[ET Awful]

12. Drink Ovaltine????? *&(*&*(&

Don't tell me to drink Ovaltine goddammit. Little Orphan Annie can kiss my . .

[mikeytherat]

24. It's a cold day for pontooning -- repeat - a cold day for pontooning.

end transmission...

mikey_the_rat

[Gregorian]

30. Can you hear me now?

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[AuntiBush]

83. Thanks for that Code-Update!

5-*""7 K_*7}! '^)^l

Duly noted!

[ET Awful]

10. This is all part of a vast left-wing conspiracy to discredit my husb. . .

congresscritter.

[Atman]

13. 300,000 of us can't even get on teevee, but we can bring down Bugman

Sure. 'Kay...whatever you say, freepers!

We brought him down in his own state, even! God...I never knew we were so powerful!

[Pam-Moby]

16. Now that we used our decoder rings.

Do they need to be reprogrammed or do we just use lemon juice in the future?

[Roland99]

17. This has been our secret Plan X!

[nadinbrzezinski]

18. Ida you need to go to your room

you have been told over and over again NOT to talk of Project X in the public forums

Bad Ida.

[cynatnite]

19. I'm so jealous of the ones with the magical wish powers

[titoresque]

20. Do the PERP walk FREEPS!!!

BWAHAHAHAHAHA

YOOOOOWWWLLLLL!


Wooo Hooooooooo

[longship]

21. Important Meeting Notice.

The DU Inner Coven will meet tonight at 7:00 PM CDT at the usual place. This is an emergency meeting to strategize on our next secret Repug targets. (You all know the ones.)

Freepers: thmp-thmp-thmp-thmp-pup-pup-pup!

[underpants]

25. DO I have to bring a covered dish to this one?

I hope everyone likes green bean casserole

[Autonomy]

32. Only if it has tofu in it and the beans are organically grown

and harvested by non-exploited workers on a communal co-op farm. Sounds yummy.

[titoresque]

46. LOL!

[underpants]

48. I think that goes without saying

See post below, some people just have to be SO particular.

[titoresque]

45. Um.....

you are planning to cover that dish with 100% recycled paper right?
I can't eat anything covered with environmentally hazardous plastic.

Sorry.

[underpants]

49. environmentally HAZARDOUS plastic? Uh no never

okay recycled paper it is.

[Fire Walk With Me]

23. Both titles would make for great graphic novels.

I'd buy both.

"Dangerous Democrats and their Super Secret Decoder Rings" -- or -- "Corrupt Republican Leaders who've been Lying to you for years!"

[Autonomy]

26. Uh, my decoder ring must have gotten lost in the mail

can someone check and make sure it got sent out? See you all at the vast left-wing conspiracy (aka communist party) meeting.

[LeftyMom]

39. Keep posting

You need to post a thousand times then you fax your ACLU card to headquarters for authorization to receive the decoder ring. You'll receive instructions for rendezvous with the courier via the level 2 PM system.

You're lucky the dummy ring got lost in the mail! I've heard rumors of that they do to them prior to mailing.

[Autonomy]

44. Okay, I'll tape a piece of paper to my window if I need to talk

to Agent X, like Fox Mulder.

[KyndCulture]

28. Frog March!!! begins NOW.... :)

[Roy]

29. nt

[Pacifist Patriot]

33. Are you telling me the crystals in my tiara, the clicking

of my sparkly heels and the wave of my wand worked, they really worked?

Yippee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Debi]

34. repeat three times

There's no place like DU
There's no place like DU
There's no place like DU.....

[DaytonOHDem]

38. You people crack me up! And no one told me about any secret

meetings. Can I come, can I come?

[Pacifist Patriot]

40. Do you know the password?

[Debi]

52. Hey, welcome to DU!

You can come with me as soon as I find out where they're at!

[IdaBriggs]

64. Well, only if you PROMISE to keep the whole thing A SECRET!

And, welcome to DU! Best, Ida

[longship]

71. Hell, we didn't even know you were breathing hard.

Welcome to DU!!!

The DU Inner Coven meets at the Old Same Place. You know the one.

[mikeytherat]

41. Actually, today's line is:

There's no prick like Tom
There's no prick like Tom
There's no prick like Tom

mikey_the_rat

[Pacifist Patriot]

43. Okay, but only if I can add something else.

There's no place like DU
There's no place like DU
There's no place like DU

Ding, dong the witch is dead! Which old witch? The wicked witch! Ding dong the wicked witch is dead!



Okay, I know we're talking about Delay, but let the magic flow on baby!

[Be Brave]

37. Dang, that was funny! Thank you IdaBriggs! n/t

[nonconformist]

42. Project X is going swimmingly, isn't it?! nt

[Obamarama]

47. Ida....this post absolutely made my day! ROFLMAO!!!!

[True American]

50. This is a story everyone should know.

Have you read the Sibel Edmond's story. I never know about this story until today. I urge everyone to read this story about the Bush Cover up. The Aurthur is Real Time.

Post a reply to Real Time in order to keep this story front and centered.

The Truth will prevail.

justacitizen.com

True American.

[Amonester]

68. Welcome to DU, True American!! I too didn't know about her's,

and about the PNAC (criminals who "wished" for a "New Pearl Harbor" in order for them to rob the Treasury of the United States and become thousands of times wealthier by "hoping" some other 3,000 innocent American citizens & taxpayers would get killed for them to profit endlessly...) @

http://www.newamericancentury.org /

before I was here @ DU.

PNAC Watch -- Exposing the Project for the New American Century's plan for a unipolar world -- PNAC Watch. @ http://www.pnac.info /

AND @ http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.ph...

also.

Spread the words.

[noahmijo]

53. SHUT UP!! YOU JUST GAVE AWAY PHASE ONE OF PROJECT X!!!!

Loose lips sink ships!!! they must not know about phase II and Frist!

[callous taoboy]

59. And there goes PROJECT ~J~ AS WELL!

[haydukelives]

76. I want in on

Project J

[IdaBriggs]

54. ROFLMAO!!! I love you guys!

I just went on a good deed march -- lost black German Shepherd roaming the neighborhood, now returned to his owners nearly a mile away -- and come back to find out that now only are there 16 votes for this to make it to the Greatest page, but there are also some of the FUNNIEST comments I have *ever* read on DU, EVER!

You people ROCK!!!

[Just Me]

74. Love you more!!!

[Crunchy Frog]

55. All members of the conspiracy,

please see this thread for valuable information.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.ph...

And please keep things under your belts until the tuna casserole has been served. I repeat, until the tuna casserole has been served. Over and out.

[lala_rawraw]

56. I used my pretty pink panties to

distract so the decoder rings could be used quickly and effectively... yes, there is a conspiracy... those nuts, what will they think of next... that Bush won the election?

[Zynx]

57. Mwahahaha! Now it is time for Operation Cuttlefish.

[NJCher]

58. Shhhhh.....

copy and past this:

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here:

http://www.lostrealm.com/ring /




Cher

[wildflowergardener]

62. Bumper sticker?

Hi. Just a question - is this a real bumper sticker, Gardeners against Bush? If so I'd love to know where to get one.

Meg

[marions ghost]

75. There's also

"Birders Against Bush"

http://www.birdersunited.com/

[vademocrat]

63. my reply: 4c4f4c212121

What a great site!

[titoresque]

65. .......

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[Mutley]

67. ...

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[malaise]

77. ROTFL

This is too good.

[Mutley]

78. .......

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[FizzFuzz]

80. I love this pic!!!!!!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA

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[Joe Chi Minh]

60. Brilliant, hilarious!

[mcscajun]

66. Oh sure! Go ahead and *tell* them that Indicting DeLay was Project X

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[Mutley]

69. .....

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http://www.lostrealm.com/ring/

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

70. Thank you, Ida!

That's a post I wish I had come up with. Funny as hell and well done!

[Just Me]

72. LMAO,..."herding cats" is the PURRRFECT description!!!

Just, perfect. We really are like herding cats,...it's the damn truth!

[geniph]

73. The Clenis Triumphant!

That damned weenie and its omnipotent powers!

[cowboy hula girl]

79. Be very afraid, We are gonna get you.......

[FizzFuzz]

81. HAHAHAH!!! Great!!

Ida !!!!!

[AuntiBush]

82. Wow! Our Top-Secret Decoder Rings Work After All!

Aw. Should we be bragging about our, you know, secrets out here?

Awwww. What they hey. Got my ring on always these days.

[Rex]

84. Gingrich, Lott, Delay all had to step down folks

fucking cockroaches that steal from the poor and elderly. Crooks that you Repukes voted for and so their blood is on your hands. RWlurkers sux ass and now I'm gonna go fuck with them on Freeptard Repukikkk.