Call me a freak. I have this MASSIVE THING for gay republicans

[baby_mouse]

I think it's their insecurities and stuff? The kind of cramped, hemmed in look?

I just want to {CENSORED} and {HEAVILY CENSORED} their {CENSORED} and bring them to a state of WILD ECSTASY!

[arcos]

1. LOL...

Like John Thune?

[baby_mouse]

5. OH. MY. GOD.

>Falls to floor and weeps with pleasure<

I'M IN LOVE!!!

The plastic hair! The pores you can see from outer space! The enormous forehead!

Who COULDN'T love such a lumpy looking man?

[LoKnLoD]

2. Thanks for sharing...

[Cronus Protagonist]

3. Cool. No Problem - Just count a wallet full of 100 dollar bills

They'll drool with desire and squirm with ecstasy. I hear they love hard things like cash and gold.

http://brainbuttons.com/home.asp?stashid=13
Buttons for brainy people - educate your local freepers today!

[baby_mouse]

6. Shrug.

This is the problem...

[mshasta]

4. wow!!!!!!!!!!

"that's hot"!

[DURHAM D]

7. Are you talking about Cong. David Drier ? eom

[baby_mouse]

9. I would be his BITCH. drool. It's that limp hairstyle...

The waxy skin... the irritating voice... OH!

Excuse me I have to leave the terminal

[TalkingDog]

8. "massive thing"...Stop bragging, Okay? n/t

[baby_mouse]

10. PAH jealous yo are eom

[Opusnone]

11. My encounter with Log Cabin repukes

I am straight. Let's get that out of the way. But I was curious about why gay men would vote republican. How could you vote for a party that absolutely abhorred you and your values? How could you stand with those who wish you harm?
My encounter with a pair of "Log Cabin" repukes left me with one conclusion: gay repukes are greedy hypocrites.
That is it. Pure love of money.
These two were against gay marriage and have their lives set up like mini corporations. They are for tax cuts for the wealthy, since they are millionaires. They are against the estate tax since it takes "hard earned" (snicker) money from them and gives it to the government.
They don't care that the party leaders and right wingers wish they would just go back in the closet.
Greedy hypocrites. Those are gay repukes.
Money, money, money.

[baby_mouse]

12. STOP. STOP!!!

I writhing on the floor here!

[tanyev]

13. Now, officially, this one is married,

but what does Ralph Reed do for you?

[baby_mouse]

15. that PARTING!!!!

PERFECTLY STRAIGHT...

THUNK
>falls unconscious with passion<

[tanyev]

17. I'm partial to the come-hither stare

tossed over the shoulder and backwards. *swoon*

[baby_mouse]

18. A crisp white shirt / waxy complexion moment.

... MELT ...

[triguy46]

14. We NEED james dobson, STAT!!!!

he has professed that homosexuality can be 'cured.' Here's a chance for a great science fair experiment for all the home schoolers!!!

[baby_mouse]

16. Can I dress up as Jeff Bissiri?

Whatta Chin!