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Isome Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-07-03 12:45 PM
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Excuses Rush Will Probably Use For His Drug Abuse
These are the ten I've come up with thus far. Does anyone have other ideas?
  1. He wasn't on the street trying to buy them himself.
  2. He could afford his drug habit.
  3. His housekeeper violated his privacy.
  4. He didn't rob or steal from anyone.
  5. He still went to work everyday, he wasn't on the street panhandling.
  6. He checked himself into rehab, without being forced to go.
  7. He didn't hurt anyone other than himself.
  8. Oxycontin isn't the same as heroin, methamphetamine, marijuana or cocaine. It's a prescription drug!
  9. Blue is his favorite color (read: little blues).
  10. Look over there, it's Clinton's dick! <-- courtesy of another poster from a month or so ago
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RummyTheDummy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-07-03 12:48 PM
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1. Clinton's dick made me take the little blues.
NT
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htuttle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-07-03 12:52 PM
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2. You forgot the standard one...
"I can quit anytime I want to."
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soupkitchen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-07-03 12:53 PM
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3. I was doing a public service by getting them off the street.
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Bozola Donating Member (992 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-07-03 12:54 PM
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4. and...


11. I though it was only illegal for blacks and other minorities...

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Isome Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-07-03 12:56 PM
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6. *aaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahaaaa haaaa*
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trotsky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-07-03 12:54 PM
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5. Number 8.
It'll work for the dittoheads. Aw heck, any of them would work with the mindless Rushbots.
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hexola Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-07-03 12:57 PM
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7. That implies that he will actually admit it!
I think there will be a 10 reason denial before you get to any of those.

1. I didn't know these drugs were so addictive.
2. I didn't know I was addicted.
3. My doctor screwed up and gave me the wrong dose.
4. I didn't know it was the black market.

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kentuck Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-07-03 01:08 PM
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8. Here's a good one from freepressed.com
http://www.freepressed.com/limbaugh.htm

<snip>
Palm Beach--Citing his reckless and illegal use of prescription drugs, Rush Limbaugh lambasted liberals for causing the moral decay of the country by refusing to take responsibility for their actions.

"I'm a perfect example of what happens when the touchy-feely, do-it-if-it-feels-good liberals have their way," he warned the 20 million listeners of his nationally syndicated radio show. "There's no accountability anymore. People like me feel like they can get away with anything and they shouldn't have to answer to God or anyone else. And it's all the fault of the radical Left."

The pill-popping, racial slurring Limbaugh said as long as Americans are unwilling to take an honest look at themselves and shape up, the nation will continue it's downward spiral into a decadent, hedonistic, self-gratifying orgy of sexual promiscuity, drug addiction, socialism and, most alarmingly of all, higher taxes.

...more
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lovedems Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-07-03 02:33 PM
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11. It's Karma!
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mumon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-07-03 01:23 PM
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9. "I'm not addicted- I just like the way it tastes!"
a riff on Rodney Dangerfield's view on cocaine ("I just like the way it smells!")
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Isome Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-07-03 01:53 PM
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10. I have to collect these...
and send these to the dittoheads I know.
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