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marshmellow Donating Member (904 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-07-03 09:54 AM
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Top Ten Listing of Jobs created from Tax Cuts.
10. Part time leaf raker.

9. Part time shopping cart chaser.

8. Country club bathroom attendent's aid.

7.

6.

5.

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lovedems Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-07-03 09:55 AM
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1. Full time unemployment collector
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LearnedHand Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-07-03 09:56 AM
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2. WalMart greeter,
daycare provider (in your own home)
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AmandaRuth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-07-03 09:57 AM
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3. walmart cashier
Home Depot cashier
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northernsoul Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-07-03 09:57 AM
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4. Dumpster Diving Tactical Consultant
"now, if you hit the dumpster behind the Dominos at about 11:15 PM, you can usually find some pizzas without too much ashtray contents on them"
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rocktivity Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-07-03 09:58 AM
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5. Online gambler
Edited on Tue Oct-07-03 10:00 AM by rocknation
Online pornographer

Online wealth secrets e-bookseller

Penis-growing pill e-mail spammer

Javelin Catcher


rocknation


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mkregel Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-07-03 10:00 AM
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6. Full time contraband pharmecuitical salesman
/nt
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FreeperSlayer Donating Member (666 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-07-03 10:01 AM
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7. Internet Porn Quality Assurance Specialist
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ret5hd Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-07-03 10:01 AM
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8. bag lady (nt)
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Ohio Dem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-07-03 10:03 AM
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9. Eviction notice server.
Car repossessor.
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Brucey Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-07-03 10:04 AM
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10. The rich need extra domestic help
to open the envelopes containing tax rebates, and to seal envelopes containing checks to Bush campaign.
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Wickerman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-07-03 10:04 AM
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Collections Agent
employed by Armbreako Collections, a wholly owned subsidairy of Halliburton Inc.

"We specialize in Energy Collections"
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liberalhistorian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-07-03 10:04 AM
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11. Let's not forget the ubiquitous,
Edited on Tue Oct-07-03 10:06 AM by liberalhistorian
ever-present BILL COLLECTOR! That bloodsucking, heartless, ruthless occupation will NEVER be at a loss for openings. And during times like these, my local papers are filled with ads from collection agencies seeking "aggressive, money-motivated, results-oriented collectors."

Translation: People who want to make more money than some professionals do by going after those who've lost their jobs or who are seriously ill and harassing them mercilessly until you've sucked every last drop of blood out of them. This is especially true for the fucking medical collectors, doctors and hospitals are absolutely ruthless and totally heartless nowadays as far as that's concerned.
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dbt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-07-03 10:04 AM
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12. Suicide hotline counselor
:scared:
dbt
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The Backlash Cometh Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-07-03 10:07 AM
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13. Embezzler of non-profit organizations.
Pick one.
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soup Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-07-03 10:11 AM
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14. future Presidential candidate
with a good memory, an iron will and a gentle heart.


Like my new rose-colored glasses? Don't know where I found them this morning (possibly an overflow of the good power I'm sending towards California today), but the world really does look like a much nicer place with them on.

*sigh* and now, back to reality - kickin and screamin all the way.

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stickdog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-07-03 10:14 AM
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15. Caddy.
Unemployment claim administrator
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zbdent Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-07-03 10:15 AM
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16. Rebate money counter for wealthy couples - caveat - nepotism
the jobs created will be open only for bidding by their children.
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Iverson Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-07-03 10:21 AM
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17. job dismissal consultant
That was also THE growth industry in the '80s.
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ieoeja Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-07-03 10:29 AM
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18. The "At Least I'm Not Begging on The Street" Category
Drug Dealer
Burglar
Prostitute
Robber
Pimp/Madame
Kidnapper
Extortionist
Arsonist-for-Hire
Killer-for-Hire
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einsteins stein Donating Member (398 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-07-03 10:42 AM
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19. Professional Plasma Donator
Edited on Tue Oct-07-03 10:44 AM by einsteins stein
You can make like, 30-50 bucks a week, and free cookies!
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scarlet_owl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-07-03 10:45 AM
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20. Couch technician or
remote control operations specialist. I personally hold both titles. (and no, I'm not implying all unemployed people are lazy, just me.)
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the_real_38 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-07-03 10:46 AM
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21. Country club massage therapist
n/t
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central scrutinizer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-07-03 11:10 AM
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22. food taster
sandwich board carrier
guard at the gated community
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the_real_38 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-07-03 11:17 AM
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24. yes, and these too...
... very good. n/t
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havocmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-07-03 11:16 AM
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23. guards for the gated communities
and legal assitants with bankrupcy experience
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Wickerman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-07-03 11:19 AM
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25. Babysitter for Marvin Bush*
I understand he is hiring...

(ducks)
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Jacobin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-07-03 11:24 AM
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26. Bankruptcy Clerk
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Serial Mom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-07-03 11:28 AM
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27. get help from parents
for those let go whose greedy corporation denied unemployment!

My single mother daughter was let go for finding a memo at network printer naming her and 3 others as "expendable". She went to HR and her boss to talk about it and was fired 2 days later for talking about a confidential memo. The memo WAS NOT MARKED CONFIDENTIAL, and yet was denied unemployment cause her former company hot shot lawyers said she didn't use "common sense" in not knowing it was a confidential memo and it held up under her appeal to the state unemployment board (which was not in person but held on a conference PHONE call). They should have fired the stupid boss who printed a memo like that to a network printer!

I hate corporate 'Murkica!
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DiverDave Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-07-03 11:34 AM
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28. How about
Morally challenged free-lance entertainer?
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hatrack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-07-03 11:35 AM
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29. Paxil Dispenser
Edited on Tue Oct-07-03 11:36 AM by hatrack
SUV Detailer

Temporary Yard & Garden Worker

Direct Mail Sorter

Home Equity Loan e-mail pimp

Tanning Salon Attendant

Pension Fund Dissolution Notifier

Gap Greeter

Permanent Graduate Teaching Assistant

Soldier/Sailor/Marine
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the_real_38 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-07-03 01:08 PM
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30. RNC bootlicker...
...n/t
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sangh0 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-07-03 01:16 PM
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31. Mop boy at the local porn store
.
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RoonShark Donating Member (139 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-07-03 01:16 PM
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32. Beggar
Or Skip Tracer
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dkamin Donating Member (283 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-07-03 01:21 PM
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33. you guys all forgot the obvious
RNC vote shredder
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pdx_prog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-07-03 01:24 PM
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34. crack whore
lol
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rucky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-07-03 01:24 PM
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35. CEO/Bush Pioneer
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eleny Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-07-03 01:30 PM
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36. I was at ther library yesterday...
and was surprised to see that they had a jobs notice on the door. It was for part time work at $7 an hour. Not anything to do with tax cuts. But it's par for the course these days for job "opportunities".
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