Top Ten Listing of Jobs created from Tax Cuts.

[marshmellow]

10. Part time leaf raker.

9. Part time shopping cart chaser.

8. Country club bathroom attendent's aid.

7.

6.

5.

[lovedems]

1. Full time unemployment collector

[LearnedHand]

2. WalMart greeter,

daycare provider (in your own home)

[AmandaRuth]

3. walmart cashier

Home Depot cashier

[northernsoul]

4. Dumpster Diving Tactical Consultant

"now, if you hit the dumpster behind the Dominos at about 11:15 PM, you can usually find some pizzas without too much ashtray contents on them"

[rocktivity]

5. Online gambler

Online pornographer

Online wealth secrets e-bookseller

Penis-growing pill e-mail spammer

Javelin Catcher


rocknation

[mkregel]

6. Full time contraband pharmecuitical salesman

/nt

[FreeperSlayer]

7. Internet Porn Quality Assurance Specialist

[ret5hd]

8. bag lady (nt)

[Ohio Dem]

9. Eviction notice server.

Car repossessor.

[Brucey]

10. The rich need extra domestic help

to open the envelopes containing tax rebates, and to seal envelopes containing checks to Bush campaign.

[Wickerman]

Collections Agent

employed by Armbreako Collections, a wholly owned subsidairy of Halliburton Inc.

"We specialize in Energy Collections"

[liberalhistorian]

11. Let's not forget the ubiquitous,

ever-present BILL COLLECTOR! That bloodsucking, heartless, ruthless occupation will NEVER be at a loss for openings. And during times like these, my local papers are filled with ads from collection agencies seeking "aggressive, money-motivated, results-oriented collectors."

Translation: People who want to make more money than some professionals do by going after those who've lost their jobs or who are seriously ill and harassing them mercilessly until you've sucked every last drop of blood out of them. This is especially true for the fucking medical collectors, doctors and hospitals are absolutely ruthless and totally heartless nowadays as far as that's concerned.

[dbt]

12. Suicide hotline counselor

dbt

[The Backlash Cometh]

13. Embezzler of non-profit organizations.

Pick one.

[soup]

14. future Presidential candidate

with a good memory, an iron will and a gentle heart.


Like my new rose-colored glasses? Don't know where I found them this morning (possibly an overflow of the good power I'm sending towards California today), but the world really does look like a much nicer place with them on.

*sigh* and now, back to reality - kickin and screamin all the way.

[stickdog]

15. Caddy.

Unemployment claim administrator

[zbdent]

16. Rebate money counter for wealthy couples - caveat - nepotism

the jobs created will be open only for bidding by their children.

[Iverson]

17. job dismissal consultant

That was also THE growth industry in the '80s.

[ieoeja]

18. The "At Least I'm Not Begging on The Street" Category

Drug Dealer
Burglar
Prostitute
Robber
Pimp/Madame
Kidnapper
Extortionist
Arsonist-for-Hire
Killer-for-Hire

[einsteins stein]

19. Professional Plasma Donator

You can make like, 30-50 bucks a week, and free cookies!

[scarlet_owl]

20. Couch technician or

remote control operations specialist. I personally hold both titles. (and no, I'm not implying all unemployed people are lazy, just me.)

[the_real_38]

21. Country club massage therapist

n/t

[central scrutinizer]

22. food taster

sandwich board carrier
guard at the gated community

[the_real_38]

24. yes, and these too...

... very good. n/t

[havocmom]

23. guards for the gated communities

and legal assitants with bankrupcy experience

[Wickerman]

25. Babysitter for Marvin Bush*

I understand he is hiring...

(ducks)

[Jacobin]

26. Bankruptcy Clerk

[Serial Mom]

27. get help from parents

for those let go whose greedy corporation denied unemployment!

My single mother daughter was let go for finding a memo at network printer naming her and 3 others as "expendable". She went to HR and her boss to talk about it and was fired 2 days later for talking about a confidential memo. The memo WAS NOT MARKED CONFIDENTIAL, and yet was denied unemployment cause her former company hot shot lawyers said she didn't use "common sense" in not knowing it was a confidential memo and it held up under her appeal to the state unemployment board (which was not in person but held on a conference PHONE call). They should have fired the stupid boss who printed a memo like that to a network printer!

I hate corporate 'Murkica!

[DiverDave]

28. How about

Morally challenged free-lance entertainer?

[hatrack]

29. Paxil Dispenser

SUV Detailer

Temporary Yard & Garden Worker

Direct Mail Sorter

Home Equity Loan e-mail pimp

Tanning Salon Attendant

Pension Fund Dissolution Notifier

Gap Greeter

Permanent Graduate Teaching Assistant

Soldier/Sailor/Marine

[the_real_38]

30. RNC bootlicker...

...n/t

[sangh0]

31. Mop boy at the local porn store

.

[RoonShark]

32. Beggar

Or Skip Tracer

[dkamin]

33. you guys all forgot the obvious

RNC vote shredder

[pdx_prog]

34. crack whore

lol

[rucky]

35. CEO/Bush Pioneer

[eleny]

36. I was at ther library yesterday...

and was surprised to see that they had a jobs notice on the door. It was for part time work at $7 an hour. Not anything to do with tax cuts. But it's par for the course these days for job "opportunities".