Puke alert: Woman in my office has "sexy" dreams about Bush

[WI_DEM]

Couldn't help hearing it since she is in the next cubicle. She is a big republican and in her mid 40's and married to an equally big Republican. There minivan has all kinds of pro-Bush stickers. Anyway, she is on the phone talking to somebody (I assume it isn't her hubby)and says, "I wish they would leave the president alone" and then there is more going back and forth and she ends the call by saying, "well, I still have sexy dreams about W." I'm trying not to laugh and puke at the same time.

[mattclearing]

1. That's fucking hilarious.

You should have said, "Can you keep it down, over there? I'm trying to digest my breakfast."

[Connie_Corleone]

2. Sexy dreams about Bush?

:puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke:

[Marthe48]

3. That's like fantasizing about a Ken doll

except Ken has more personality

[Straight Shooter]

9. Not just personality

Ken has more *cough* equipment.

[KingFlorez]

4. Disgusting

These people are way to obsessed with Bush. I didn't think they could get any crazier.

[MemphisTiger]

5. It's a power thing

I feel the same way about Hillary. :blush:

[sakabatou]

6. BAD IMAGES! BAAADDD IMAGES!

:puke:

[gauguin57]

7. Well, thanks. You just triggered my irritable bowel syndrome.

Yeeeeeeeeeeeech!

I remember when Bush was first elected in 2000, the right-wingers on the Web were going on and on about how sexy Dumbya looked in a pair of jeans. I wondered if there was some sort of mass-hysterical-blindness going on over there.

[Clark2008]

42. Sexy in jeans?

Ewwwww.... he's too bow-legged.

Which begs a question, in and of itself, since he doesn't ride horses... how'd he get so bow-legged? :evilgrin:

[ForrestGump]

70. There's no need to bring Victor Ashe into this

:o

[Missy M]

8. I guess she doesn't expect much in a man!!!

[devilgrrl]

10. You should report her for inappropriate behavior.

Who wants to hear that?

[Iktomiwicasa]

11. LMAO n/t

[Richard D]

12. There goes my breakfast.

[mirandaod]

33. Where can I find that TP??

I must have it. And it would make great Christmas gifts for my husband's repub family. Hehehe...

[Richard D]

44. Just something I photoshopped . . .

Be happy to send you a larger copy though. PM me.

[SammyWinstonJack]

13. ewww. Gross!

:puke:

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[highplainsdem]

15. God, how desperate is she? Not to mention blind and stupid.

:puke:

[junkiebrewster]

16. I'm a guy...

But that stuffed flight suit was kinda.... I can't even bring myself to finish.

[renate]

45. please tell us you were going to say "kinda...

...freakin' hilarious."

[junkiebrewster]

49. yeah,

That's the ticket.

[In Truth We Trust]

17. Another serial murderer has retarded groupie ala bundy, menendez now bush

**

[Window]

65. My first thoughts were along these lines, too.

LOL~

Peace

[Arkana]

18. I don't know whether to laugh or puke.

How fucking sad and pathetic. She must be a Stepford wife.

[ComerPerro]

19. Even in her dreams, alcohol has rendered him impotent

[movie_girl99]

20. OMFG!! that makes me so sick

what the hell is wrong with that lady. Bush is the least attractive man on the planet even if i was a repug. All i see when i look at him is a chimp plain and simple.

[jane_pippin]

21. Oh yuck!

I had a nightmare that Condi was at my house smoking blunts, getting philosophical, and rifling through my DVD's and it creeped me out for a month.

Just hearing about this one may creep me out for several months.

[Window]

67. Too funny!

.

Peace

[orion9941]

22. Sweet Jeebus

That gave me the heebie jeebies.

[YOY]

23. You just brought the image of Everclear's Song:

"Volvo Driving Soccer Mom"

Na-na na-na na-na na-na na-na na-na

You know I used to be a bad girl
I got busy in the bathroom at my high school prom
Yeah I used to be a dancer at the local strip club
But now I know my right wing from my wrong

Yeah, yeah

I really used to be a bad girl
I had a threesome with my sister and her boyfriend Tom
I know I used to be a real wild child
But now I am a Volvo-driving soccer mom

Na-na na-na na-na na-na na-na na-na

I really used to be a bad girl
I got busted for possession of my wizard-shaped bong
I used to love to do the things they tell me not to do
But now I'm different--now I sing a new song

I really used to be a bad girl
I got gang-banged in the bathroom at my high school prom
Yes, I used to be a real wild child
But now I am a Volvo-driving soccer mom

Na-na na-na na-na na-na na-na na-na

Where do all the porn stars go
When the lights go down?
I wonder where all the porn stars go
'Cause when you need one, they are never around

I think they moved out to the suburbs
And now they're blonde, bland, middle-class Republican wives
They all have blonde, bland, middle-class Republican children
Blonde, bland, middle-class Republican lives

Where do all the porn stars go
When the lights go down?
I think I know where all the porn stars go
They all become Volvo-driving soccer moms

Na-na na-na na-na na-na na-na na-na

Gawd, I hate to put up song lyrics...but it's so valid here.

[KingFlorez]

24. You should mention such filthy things at work

Especially when you can exposed on the internet. Nice going, perverted freeper!

[magnolia]

In last season's "Curb your Enthusiasm"...

...Larry David has an opportunity to have sex with a sexy blonde. As they are getting hot and heavy on the couch he notices that she has a framed picture of Bush. He stops, says..."sorry, I can't do it" and leaves.

[Blue Diadem]

25. But..but..what happened to moral values? Isn't that committing

a sin..having lustful thoughts about someone other than her husband?

Sorry you have to overhear her garbage. If I were in your shoes, I don't know if I could contain myself to not say something to her.

[deutsey]

28. According to W's "favorite political philosopher" it is.

Even if you lust for someone in your heart, you've committed adultery.

[KingFlorez]

39. She's sinning against the lord

According to their logic

[etherealtruth]

48. Well actually that is true ...

... there are major prohibitions against bestiality :puke:

[deutsey]

26. Watch out...this nut will walk into your office one day with a shotgun

No one could have dreams like that and not be violently insane.

[11 Bravo]

27. What's wrong with that?

I dreamed about him falling off a cliff, and woke up with a hard-on.

[Village Idiot]

29. Me, too!!!

I come to near climax just thinking about what I could do to that asshole with an axe, or some jumper cables, or a blowtooooooooorrrrrrrccccchhhhhhh!!!

whew.

[Inland]

30. In the dream, Bush fails to perform, but gets raves from watching Hannity.

And Rush blames her pussy saying that the "local officials failed to..."

I can't go on with the analogy.

[MindPilot]

31. that is true for every female bush supporter I've ever encountered

I ask them what it is they like so much about him, and the response is always the same dissertation about how sexy he is.

[Bob3]

35. "You could hear their ovaries rattle"

An aide of hitler described his effect on a certain type of woman with these words - I think it's even ruder in german. I've never understood that about some people - male or female but the fact remains people get dippy around power.

[Bob3]

32. 'I wish they would leave the president alone"

Gee I'm sorry - while I realize being required to do his fucking job is too much for the man, it's alas, the standard he is being held to. (finally - for years he's been able to get away with 'at least he can dress himself' expectations).

As for the sexy dreams - well we all have our own private hells.

[LaraMN]

34. Oh God! Ewwww!

That is just wrong on so many levels.

[noonwitch]

36. He wasn't bad looking when he was younger, but it's hard to look beyond

his actions and politics.

[yellowcanine]

37. If she offers you any of her homemade cookies I would say, "No, thanks, I

have no idea where your hands have been and if you have washed them."

[yellowcanine]

38. To be fair, he is not a bad looking guy if you can get past the beady

eyes and the gunslinger stance.

[liveoaktx]

61. and if you have a fetish for Monkey Love-literally

[smartvoter]

40. No! Bad WI_DEM! Very Bad! Never Tell That Story!!! nt

[shanti]

41. oh gag me!!!!

:puke:

[question everything]

43. Well, if you hear her, you can answer, right?

An hilarious cartoon was mailed to me about someone sitting on a toiled in public restroom and all of sudden the person in the next stall is "talking to him" so he answers, until he realizes that that other person is on a cell phone..

I think that when we hear someone talking, and if we do not know whether these comments are aimed at us we should try to respond. That ought to make them shut up.

[Ganja Ninja]

46. No way in hell!

She probably lying through her teeth.

[newportdadde]

47. Talk about ego brusing to the husband. She fantasizes about liar who

has a track record or only realworld failures.

[fortyfeetunder]

50. Find a way to make her sexy dreams come true

Set her up to be our next Monica Lewinsky...

[BeeBee]

51. I feel dirty.

I think I need a shower now.

[Ikonoklast]

52. You heard her wrong

what she really said was, "I still have sex. He (her husband) dreams about W.".







I didn't know that you worked with John Roberts' wife.:evilgrin:

[tlsmith1963]

53. Oh. My. God.

:puke: :puke: :puke:

Tammy

[Iris]

54. oh, gross.

I have no other words for this.

bleghhh wretch ug!

[FreedomAngel82]

55. Oh my gosh

Ew! Please give me John Kerry.

[VolcanoJen]

56. OH JESUS NO NO NOOOOOO

WI_DEM, why did you have to post that??

That's hilarious, by the way... I think I'd bust out laughing, then puke.

[Gemini Cat]

57. Blah, splat!

That's the sound of me vomiting!!! :puke:

If she had a brain, she'd still be stupid!!!

[geniph]

58. Well, of course she does!

What self-obsessed rightwing bushbot DOESN'T cream her jeans at the thought of another tax cut! It's not Shrubby's codpiece that has her wetting her seat, it's the thought of that beautiful green MONEY that'll allow her to buy more mega-mansions and Lexuses (Lexii?).

If she thinks he could "perform" with her, I think she's sadly mistaken. There's a reason Laura has that glazed Xanax smile, ya know.

Personally, for myself, I'd still meet Big Bill Clinton anytime, anywhere - with or without a cigar.

[deadparrot]

59. Oh my lord.

That's vile. :puke:

[blm]

60. Tell her that call girls reported he's not much fun with his wee self...

too much blow can do that to a wee man.

Just like his wee hands are pretty useless for any real work.

[NNN0LHI]

62. Remind her that women send naked photos of themselves to Charlie Manson

Its the death thing. The woman who told you this is dangerous. Don't leave your kids around her for even short periods of time.

Don

[DS1]

63. I hope she's into group sex, because we're all getting the shaft

[panhead1961]

64. I have the transcript

FAT PIG in CUBICLE: "I walk in on George and the tv is all static and there is an empty bottle of Jim Bean hanging out of his hand"

PHONE caller: "I love the smell of Jim bean on my passed out mans breathe, as long has he has enough left for me after molesting our little susie"

FAT PIG in CUBICLE: "The only creepy part was "W" kept calling me Sheik yer Booty"

[zulchzulu]

66. Is it one of those fantasies where Chimpy is really a girl?

It's probably true.

[Vinca]

68. If Bush was the last man on the planet

there would be a run on batteries!:rofl:

[ticapnews]

69. Fairly attractive, to be honest...

Wait, she didn't mean George Bush, did she?

[ForrestGump]

71. And why not?

Hubba hubba....

[Javaman]

72. Should have asked her if she was a lesbian...

[otohara]

73. She Can't Bring Herself To Say The F Word

come on lady say it - you dream about fucking the president.

[SalmonChantedEvening]

74. Her dreams must give her multiple dumbgasms.

:D

[Lisa]

75. Is she the kind of person who wants a "fixer-upper"?

Maybe she harbors rescue fantasies. (In which case, it's not * she's drooling over, but the opportunity to show what a terrific person she is ... so it's more a type of narcissism.)

Here is a wake-up call for those who think * is hot ... even in his younger days, when he was less blemished and more articulate, he had trouble getting dates. (Don't forget, even then he was rich and had powerful connections ... there are plenty of people who are worse-looking than Georgie, and lack his family advantages, so I can only conclude that the man's personality was a turn-off ...)



"Bush hadn't been ready to settle down – but neither was he considered any kind of ladies' man. In fact, his friends saw him as a bit of a reclamation case, a tad eccentric and a slob. The wives of his friends took pity on him and did his laundry.

"I didn't think he was really shopping around," said Joe O'Neill. "He was at the age where it was getting awkward to be a bachelor, but I don't think he thought about it." Bush, he recalled with a laugh, "wasn't exactly presidential timber yet. It took some coaching for us to get the girls to go out with him.""



http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/politics/campaigns/wh2000/stories/bush072999.htm

[freeplessinseattle]

76. eeew! That is just sick and wrong!! she needs therapy-stat!

omg, that is seriously disgusting! That woman is depraved!

[Starbucks Anarchist]

77. This is probably how she pictures her and W:

Giggety! Giggety!

[FM Arouet666]

78. Is she going to sleep with his pet goat as well.

Lets see, Goat vs W. I will have to take the beast, smarter, cuter, and daw gone it, people like the goat. Can't say much for Dumbya.

[Oeditpus Rex]

79. That's as perverse as a guy

wanting to hit this: Ann Coulter nude

(G'hed, look. Your eyes won't melt, I promise. No, really.) O8)

[npincus]

80. alcohol affects performance

*wink* *wink*

[BlueIris]

81. Thanks for reacquainting me with that most beloved of all options:

HIDE. THREAD.