I got a fund-raising letter from The RNC- with postage-paid reply envelope

[Ian David]

I have some extra landscaping bricks lying around out back I need to get rid of.

"Please join others in Brockton fighting for President {sic} Bush's critical economic reforms, court appointments, and initiatives in the war on terror.

"Please answer today!

Patty"

Yeah, Patty. I have an answer for you...

About 30 pounds of patio brick, postage-paid.

[tyedyeto]

1. Send them some pizza coupons!

Or other junk mail you have laying around.

[bonito]

2. Good idea tape it to the box. n/t

[Ian David]

9. Done. Gotta weigh at least 40 pounds

Obviously, I have obscured the return address.

[yojon]

3. You could send them a nice fish

It would be good and ready when it arrives

[Maru Kitteh]

4. I filled mine with some small lead fishing weights the BIL had

and fact sheets about * and the administration.

They will eventually drop you from the list if you pull this often enough. But it's fun while it lasts.

Do enjoy yourself but remember NO hazerdous or perishable materials if you want to stay out of the pokey. It's a crime.

[Village Idiot]

5. Put a new label over the address and...

make a donation to a Democratic candidate!!!

[jhawk_tim]

7. That is illegal

You probably want to avoid postal fraud.

[Ioo]

6. tape it to a box of cow shit w/ a Thank you note

Dear RNC,

You have been dumping Shit on us all for the last 50 years, I thought I would send some of it back to you.

Love
America

[CrispyQ]

8. I stuff them full of liberal articles, starting with this one:

When Did Liberal Become a Dirty Word?

http://www.democraticunderground.com/articles/02/11/23_liberal.html

[symbolman]

10. You can go to jail for mailing urine and feces fed offense

But you CAN tape it to a BRICK and they have to pay for it - I used to do that all the time when I'd mail in parking tickets.. once paid with a box of pennies.

THere was a contractor in Alaska that found out he could save so much money by mailing concrete blocks to a remote site in Alaska individually rather than barging them in that they changed the law.. heard he built a fine school in the tundra through the post office :)

[Richard D]

11. A bottle of JB

and a case of pretzels

[Ian David]

12. I remember when people used to stuff envelopes with glitter...

but now, a bunch of glitter could be mistaken for something less benign.

But I wish I had put pretzels in it before I sealed the box.

In any case, this will probably cost them about $60 in postage.

[Ian David]

13. The mailman refused to take the package. Maybe the weekend guy will

I think we have a different mail man on Saturdays.