How do you think Arnold is trying to relax before the big day?

[Julien Sorel]

Poll question: How do you think Arnold is trying to relax before the big day?

He could never sleep the night before a mere bodybuilding contest, so tonight must be particularly bad.

Poll result (22 votes)
Groping the babysitter.	(4 votes, 18%)	Vote
Groping a random stranger.	(2 votes, 9%)	Vote
Smoking some pot, because it helps him relax.	(5 votes, 23%)	Vote
Interviewing lawyers to defend him against harassment charges.	(4 votes, 18%)	Vote
Doubling his usual dose of steroids.	(0 votes, 0%)	Vote
Planning his next face lift/plastic surgery.	(0 votes, 0%)	Vote
Yelling at Maria for not supporting him enough.	(2 votes, 9%)	Vote
Posing in the nude, asking Maria, 'Do I look fat to you?'	(0 votes, 0%)	Vote
Interviewing cute secretaries so he'll have someone to grope in the governor's mansion.	(2 votes, 9%)	Vote
Other (please specify)	(3 votes, 14%)	Vote

[Gingersnap]

1. what about smoking some pot AND groping a stranger

and yelling at Maria? And asking her if he's fat?! I bet he's a wreck, if he is not such a cyborg as to have lost emotions.

[MSchreader]

2. I voted "other"

He's "pumping". After all, to the Goobernator, "a good pump is better than coming".

Sez you, needledick!

Martin

[oasis]

3. Viewing porn videos that he borrowed from creepy Clarence Thomas.