There is a freeper among us

[Horse with no Name]

as he trolls through each thread
But ever so sly is he
Repeating what you just said.

If you look really closely
Through the profiles you will find
There is something that doesn't match
Hit the pause button and rewind.

[sniffa]

1. shirLey you jest

:popcorn:

[Bouncy Ball]

3. Don't call her Shirley.

[Faygo Kid]

4. Don't call me Shirley.

Thank you.

[cry baby]

2. give us another hint...

[Horse with no Name]

6. testing my poetic ability eh?

Let me try this.

If you look on a profile page
Tads of info that are there
It says one thing but you click on another
It lays his lies out bare.

[JuniperLea]

10. Ahhhh....

You click on a homepage or some other mis-labeled link and then read the address on the browser?

[Horse with no Name]

14. Okay next clue

Many of us tend to like
To personalize our space
However when we say our town
Our page says another place.

[Zodiak]

26. is it me?

I live in Ohio, going to school, but I am from Wichita Falls, TX. I am and will always be Texan, though. It comes with the territory.

There has to be more than a few people here with my geographical conundrum.

[Horse with no Name]

33. Nope.

:)
But not gonna answer any more inquiries.:)

[Zodiak]

38. OK

...thanks for blowing your wad on me, though. Makes me feel noticed.

:)

[kool kitty streblin]

48. ...

yeah i'm glad i'm from illinois !!!!

[Emit]

42. You're really good at this rhyming riddle thingy! n/t

[Individualist]

57. For example

when a post mentions a particular location, and profile indicates a different location. :)

[cry baby]

23. Oh, you are good, but I still don't have the answer...

thinking..................still thinking...............

[jeff30997]

5. It's me,I admit it !!!

I'm so ashamed ! :cry:

[justiceischeap]

7. I wanna play

but I'm not good at riddles... :(

[Redstone]

8. Damn, now I'm going to have to THINK!

But please promise that if I don't figure it out tonight, you'll let me know tomorrow. I hate always missing out on the fun.

Clever way to persent the new, though. Good job.

Redstone

[justiceischeap]

9. Hit the pause button and rewind.

This is a huge hint to his name, right?

[Zynx]

11. I'm sure there's more than one.

However, they tend not to last that long because they can only listen to so many criticisms of Bush before going apeshit.

[Lex]

16. True--I love it when on their 3rd post they flip out.

Pre-mature Bush worshipification.

[earth mom]

27. Now that's funny!

:rofl:

[zoids]

30. I think I've done pretty good so far! n/t

[cynatnite]

12. I'm going to be reading EVERYBODY'S post from here on out...

starting with the person who started this thread :smoke:

[Gemini Cat]

13. Fuck the freepers.

Hit the alert on their dumbasses.

[Faygo Kid]

22. Nah, let 'em speak.

Personally, I would like to hear more about the Earth being 6,000 years old. And, the creative spelling and syntax alone is worth a look. Can't Rush fix that for them, since he does their thinking? Oh, I forgot. He did - what - two weeks of college? Wouldn't you love to see him on Jeopardy? Even the Freepers know he couldn't answer a damned thing.

[FlemingsGhost]

15. So what. The Varsity team has long moved on.

All that's left are the bench-warmers, intent on getting some garbage time.

[AnnInLa]

17. Not just one

Some deep, deep moles in here who have more than 1,000 posts, but usually no stars by their names. Gettin' their jollies, I guess.

[jeff30997]

20. Yep.See post #5.

[Zynx]

24. I saw once they even wanted some to donate here to make them look

real. I can't remember what site that was, but they said something like "Give a few bucks to get in their graces and then disrupt them.". The Freeper types really need to get lives.

[walldude]

18. I've been flamed enough today

Over someone I think is a freep. I think I'll take a pass here...

[kliljedahl]

19. There are lots

Wish we could name names. More than usual today, & I'm not good at riddles.

[blonndee]

21. I think I found him!!!

heh heh. Are you happy, Horsewithnoname? =)

[Horse with no Name]

28. Excellent detective work

I hope you found the right one.;)

[blonndee]

31. Hmmm. Well I don't get the rewind part yet...but I'm workin on it.

OH yeah...now I think I do.

I love Keith O's "Countdown," don't you?

[blonndee]

40. So am I on the right track? n/t

[newsguyatl]

51. not sure if you are or not, but

i definitely know who YOU'RE talking about now.

[LittleClarkie]

25. I spy with my little eye

something that begins with an "f".

Hmm. Foot? No. That's not it.

[sweetheart]

29. And as it turns

All of our profiles lie
and none of us live
within a thousand miles
of the united states

and all of DU is really
transpiring between mud huts
and ISP's of subsaharan
african nation in poverty.

Whilst the republican party
hides in nuclear bunkers
preparing to kill all of humanity
to save the earth for white men.

[Maple]

32. There are always freepers here

Be kind.

They're looking for help.

And pointing is rude.

[Horse with no Name]

36. I didn't point.

:)
I know there are always freepers here, it's just fun when we have an active one trolling.

[jzodda]

34. One thing is for certain

They seem to have more freedom around here as long as they do not outright troll compared to us posting over there.

The first non zombie post there and they ban you lol

[Zynx]

37. I once tried to troll the Freepers, but I only lasted four posts.

I made one little criticism about Bush and BAM! They were fast about it too. I only said that he let spending get out of control.

[Horse with no Name]

39. I lasted one post

During the ordeal with Andy.
I couldn't stomach the vermin anymore than that.
They didn't ban me...I just couldn't go back to that cesspool.

[Zynx]

44. The Freepers confirm what I have come to believe:

The Republicans are just the "Fuck You" Party.

Need money for disaster relief? Fuck you! I got mine. where's yours?

Need health insurance? Fuck you! I'm not paying a couple extra percent a year in taxes for YOUR well being.

Need better education? Fuck you! I won't pay $34 a year more in property taxes for those damn kids.

Need bankruptcy protection? Fuck you! You damn poor people should stop buying your plasma screen TVs and your drugs.

Need a job? Fuck you! I got one ya damn lazy bastard.

Dying? Fuck you! God will take care of you, ya heathen dummy.

[devilgrrl]

66. What's weird is that a lot of them are "have nots"!

Some probably lost everything to Hurricane Katrina, or have no health insurance, are poorly educated and unemployed!!!!

:crazy:

[jzodda]

45. I beat you both!

I lasted about 5 days and 15 posts :D

It was a post about Katrina being bigger in scale then 9/11 that got me the boot

[Zynx]

50. They don't like those facts do they?

[Cleita]

35. Just one?

;-)

[sniffa]

41. damn it, i'm sick of Looking

x(

[Mr_Spock]

43. There is a freeper among us?

There is a Freeper among us?

That never happens :D

[in_cog_ni_to]

46. Could you post a thread he's on and let us find him there?

Pleeeease? :hi:

[kool kitty streblin]

47. ....

bfd?

[jeff30997]

52. BFD?

Does it stand for: Bush Fucks Dead animals ?

[kool kitty streblin]

58. ...

well that's an acceptable answer... ; )
i'll allow that !!!!

[kool kitty streblin]

53. ...

who cares?

[sniffa]

56. i can't read that

i need to set my fonts to Large type i guess.

[kool kitty streblin]

60. ....

ok

[cry baby]

59. irritable?

[kool kitty streblin]

62. ...

i don't worry what i don't think is right...

[ScreamingMeemie]

How come no words in your subject line? :hi: Welcome to DU.

[kool kitty streblin]

70. ...

not sure, i've been here b4
but i'm glad i'm back
thanks for the how do you do !!!!!

[cry baby]

65. I am not running on all cylinders today, I don't understand what you said.

[kool kitty streblin]

64. ...

let the freps come who gives a damn...
their an opportunity for me to exercise my cranium... and U ????

[im10ashus]

68. Could you be ANY more obvious?

Or are you just TRYING to annoy the fuck out of the rest of the intelligent life forms?

[Zynx]

71. It's pretty obvious what they are.

They weren't even creative there.

[seabeyond]

49. cant do riddles and rhymes, hence my straight forward talk.

dont care about freepers. but there is one today i saw that is just oh so obvious. and sad. so sad, as he walks the halls.

[mainegreen]

54. I wont find him.

Spend to much time in the lounge, hanging with the kitten threads. Kitten threads are like DEET to a freeper.

[FlemingsGhost]

55. There's probably more like 202 of them. (n/t)

Flem.

[Horse with no Name]

61. ....

:) Yep. At least.

[cry baby]

63. is this a clue?

...

[Zynx]

67. I have a list of 254 known Freepers!

How many did you say that was again sir?

Uhhh...318 known Freepers!

How many?

202 known Freepers! If you question me any more I will call you a Commu... er.... Freeper!

J/K

There are a lot of them though, but most don't last very long.

[AlCzervik]

69. It's me!!!! you caught me!

no really who is it? how about a pm? Please, pretty please?

[Moderator]

72. Locking.

Locking
The mocking,
And the anonymous knocking.

Thanks.