I wish I could get a freeper to pay my way out o' here, they offer a lot

[mopaul]

i don't know how many times i've heard some bush zombie offer to pay some ungrateful, unpatriotic liberal's plane fair to some other country if they don't like it here.

any offers out there? and i don't want to go to iraq or afghanistan, but you should.

[zbdent]

1. I could have a lot of fun

being flown out of the country at their expense - and flying back in at my expense, just to have them get pissed off and fly me out again . . .

[zbdent]

2. Hey, that could turn into a great travel agency for lefties

Wanna visit Paris? Take up a freeper on the offer.

Sign your name badly to any papers they try to get you to sign, so that you can claim that you never signed anything saying that you were going to remain out of the country forever.

Half your airfare paid for your vacation!