Barbara Bush's responses to other disasters (satire)

[Horse with no Name]

*Regarding the three day gun battle in Saudi Arabia..."They're getting (she smiles mischievously) some REALLY good target practice.

*Concerning the continuing search for Al Quaeda..."This reminds me (she giggles impetuously) of the snipe hunts of my youth.

*As to the wary Londoners return to mass transit..."Those people are saving lots of pounds on petrol. At least (she chuckles merrily) I think that's how they'd say it.

*On the Iraqi report that most of the civilian population had fled the city..."All that fleeing on foot (she guffaws loudly) will have those people in tip-top condition."


On edit: Source--Daily Comedy