Q Mr. President, where were you when you realized the severity of the stor

[salinen]

THE PRESIDENT: I was -- I knew that a big storm was coming on Monday, so I spoke to the country on Monday* morning about it. I said, there's a big storm coming. I had pre-signed emergency declarations in anticipation of a big storm coming.

Again, this time using truth serum.

I was pushin cake into my pie hole and strummin on this guitar without a thought in my dome. But I kept hearin this recurring message, there's a big something or other comin. O Well, it'll come to me someday.

[texpatriot2004]

1. Yeah actually he was eating cake with John McCain I remember

thinking maybe someone else could deliver the birthday cake just this once. And how wierd is it that he didn't change his regular schedule? I thought that was wierd. He didn't seem to have the sense of urgency that I had. That's just wrong.

[joanne]

3. Then the Chimp had another urgent matter to attend to

A fundraiser.

WHILE PEOPLE IN HIS COUNTRY WERE DYING.

[texpatriot2004]

5. Well hey, you know, you gotta collect the funds how else are

you going to fund "OPERATION ENDURING VACATION" for you and the whole staff?

[TerdlowSmedley]

2. Heard about it Monday, huh? Hell, there was a huge evacuation

underway by Saturday.

[Sydnie]

4. Didn't he declare the areas of national disaster on Saturday before

the storm hit? It wasn't on Monday, was it?