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Submariner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-15-03 06:36 AM
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I wonder what ARI the LIAR's replacement is doing this morning
After reading our DU threads for the last 24 hours about the Bush regimes lies, can you imagine "TODAY" as your first day on the job as the White House Press Secretary!

What would you be doing now getting ready to go in the office? Shooting heroin? snorting a couple of grams? Don't forget your crack pipe new guy, your in for a ride you won't believe.

Boy did ARI the LIAR get out in time or what?
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julka Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-15-03 06:43 AM
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1. crash course in media relations
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trof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-15-03 06:45 AM
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2. Walking around in tight little circles,
saying "Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit."

Then get his Mom to write a note:
"Dear President Bush*,
Scott will not be able to come to work today because he is ill.
It appears this may be an extremely long-term illness.
I will keep you posted.
Thank you.
Mrs. McClellan"
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foxglove1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-15-03 07:10 AM
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3. Probably curled up in his closet, crying
LOL I can't wait for today's briefing

Sue
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SoCalDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-15-03 07:16 AM
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4. Probably online ordering a gross of Depends
:)
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diamond14 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-15-03 09:14 AM
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5. Bartlett hasn't been doing so well lately (link)
Edited on Tue Jul-15-03 09:17 AM by amen1234
-snips from today's Washington Post - (steep learning curve, bartlett's not up to ari's level yet)

Bush's communications director, Dan Bartlett, said last week that Bush was not angry to learn the charge was based on flawed information. Bush himself has voiced no regret or irritation in public.

But at his briefing yesterday, Fleischer described a displeased Bush. "I assure you, the president is not pleased," he said. "The president, of course, would not be pleased if he said something in the State of the Union that may or may not have been true and should not have risen to his level."

Also, Bartlett, discussing the State of the Union address, said last week that "there was no debate or questions with regard to that line when it was signed off on." But on Friday, national security adviser Condoleezza Rice said there was "discussion on that specific sentence, so that it reflected better what the CIA thought." Rice said "some specifics about amount and place were taken out." Tenet said Friday that CIA officials objected, and "the language was changed."

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A56336-20...

on edit: oh what evil webs we weave, when at first we try to deceive...(forgot who said that...?)
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Iverson Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-15-03 09:16 AM
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6. just a guess
Obviously, we'd be among the last to get intimate details like that shared, but my best guess is that he's polishing his lips.
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THX1138 Donating Member (276 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-15-03 09:18 AM
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7. So
Do we get to see this guys debut today? Isn't there a press briefing every day?
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