Where's George?

[DoYouEverWonder]

Is BushCo in the process of melting down? What's really going on down on the Pig Farm?

Wouldn't you love to be a fly on the wall in that house? I can't imagine the freak out scene it must be in there. Half of them drunk and looped on perscription meds and the other half trying to keep it all together.

How many times has Karen had to slap George out of a stupor. How many times has Condi stomped off to her room to have a tantrum? I wonder how many cuts and bruises Bush will have on him, next time he comes out?

In the meantime, no sign of Rove anywhere and the result is that BushCO has lost control of the news. This has never happened to them before. Search Yahoo News Photos and all you get are pages and pages of Cindy and Camp Casey. Karen is probably preparing Rove's head for the silver platter has we speak.

Look at the headlines in LBN. Iraq's a mess. Everyone and their brother is getting indicted. They have no clue what Fitzgerald is going to do. George dug himself into a really big hidey hole and now he can't find a way out.

So what's he going to do now? He's got to come out sooner or later. Maybe he'll sneak out for a bit today, now that Cindy won't be on site for a bit? If he doesn't, then I'm going to start to get really worried. Something is seriously wrong in BushCo if he's not in good enough shape to show his face today. We'll see what happens.

[ChairmanAgnostic]

1. Rove is meeting with lawyers

who are drafting his petition for a pardon.

The problem is in the drafting. It has to be extremely broad to cover all his crimes, AND specific enough, while at the same time not mentioning some of his worst activities and criminal acts.

[watercolors]

2. Isn't the shrub in Idaho?

some sort of bicyle trip or play ground for bicycles. Yup he plays lance while everything is going downhill. He doesn't care!! He;s going on with his life, such as it is!

[DoYouEverWonder]

3. Not until Monday

Lance Armstrong was supposed to come over to play yesterday, but it looks like he was a no show?

[SalmonChantedEvening]

4. Mom, i dun wanna be prezdent no more!

Ah wanna go back to owning a baseball team again! can i huh huh please? daddy n unka bucky made lotsa cash, cant i stop pretendin ta be in charge now? unka dick never lissens ta me and karl says he ain't callin jimmy-jeff in anymore iffn i dun stop my whining.

waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!