Thank god the Freepers haven't found our secret pages!

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

It's such a hoot when they start replying to the autogenerated messages visible to the public in these forums.

Don't forget to go to the clandestine forum to link to the virus protection for the new killer cookie coming out next week! That's gonna be funny as hell when their email addresses start getting anti Bush emails from them.

Peace out!

[tsuki]

1. Shhhhh!

[ret5hd]

2. YOU FOOL...

THIS is the public page!

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

5. Oh crap. Sorry Mods! Could you help me out with this?

[johnfunk]

13. May I add a little religion??

This is for all the good KKKrtistan FReepers trying to stop our nefarious plot to...



... oh dear, I've said too much already!

[YOY]

59. That picture need's Toby Keith

maybe standing on the Rainbow...or Fred Phelps.

[Iris]

66. Did you make this picture?

[knowbody0]

3. crikey!

speak in code,damn you!

[KarenInMA]

31. Butterfly noodle shoe doodle chair? Jcrtiode!!!

[knowbody0]

34. roger that

chairdoodleshoenoodlebutterfly!Jcrtiode""++..

[leeroysphitz]

61. Purple Monkey Dish Washer?

[shugah]

87. it doesn't matter

they'll never be able to find the "real" forum pages. the passwords don't exist in their vocabulary and their "super double secret code breaking rings (free with $7.50 s&h and 40,978 cereal boxtops") won't break the DU code.

;-)

[johnfunk]

4. SHHHHHHH! You're supposed to keep it on the DOWN-LOW!

We don't want them knowing that our spywareproof "commie cookies" will have the Secret Service raiding their homes for treasonous Trojans and seditious spam -- emanating from their own machines!

[louis-t]

12. M-m-m-m-m, commie cookies.

:applause:

[Spazito]

6. Oh Geez, Tom, wrong forum!

This is out in the open! Edit header quick!

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

9. It's too late to edit... We're going to have to keep our fingers crossed

until the evening flush.

[Spazito]

18. Oh crap! I've alerted those in 'you know where' and

they are going to handle this from a different angle. Watch your PMs for an update.

[Webster Green]

7. You are automatically protected once you donate to DU....

Nice feature!

[Jackpine Radical]

44. Only the thousand dollar "special" pledges get you the protection,

and only if you accompany the payment with the phrase "Bush milks horses."

[Anarcho-Socialist]

8. dude, STFU about you know what

Did you not read Skinner's private message?

[Just Me]

10. Tom,...sometimes, I want to duct tape your tongue!!!

Sheesh!!!

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

16. I'm sorry, man.... It's just that the heroin and French wine have clouded

my judgement.

Still hung over from the Sunday Satanic Orgy at the secret DU headquarters in the basement of the Whitehouse...

Oops.

[FlemingsGhost]

11. Mods ... remove, please!

All of our work is in jeopardy.

Someone "straighten out" Tom. No witnesses ...

[Ready4Change]

14. Oh God No... er, I mean... ha ha ha Funny joke.

Gee wiz that is funny. Just imagine if those gosh darn lurking freepers actually thought there were such a thing as super secret pages.

(Move them! Move them NOW!)

Hah hah. Maybe they would waste their time trying to find those pages. They shur would look foolish then, trying to find our topest secret pages. That don't exist. Really.

(whistling)

Nope. No secret pages here. No sirree.

[immoderate]

15. There are no secret pages!

Don't be fooled, freepers. And don't even bother to look for them. You can't find them and that proves they are not there. So don't even look. You shouldn't believe everything you read.

I am telling you this.

--IMM

[cornermouse]

20. Hey! Good plan!

[TheDebbieDee]

21. "There are no secret pages!"- - This is HUGH!

[SoCalDem]

74. Are YOU SERIES ?!!1111!

:)

[TheDebbieDee]

78. Hahahahahahahaha!

[rzemanfl]

22. "Absence of evidence is not evidence of absence." Rummy n/t

[immoderate]

48. Yes, but I said, "That proves it."

--IMM

[bvar22]

55. Yes,

If DU had ANY secret forums, they were sent to Syria before the invasion.

[rocktivity]

17. The tea is in the harbor.

This is NOT a drill. THE TEA IS IN THE HARBOR!

:tinfoilhat:
rocknation

[Hobo]

23. The mouse ran up the clock repeat

The mouse ran up the clock.


end of transmission


Hobo

:beer:

[shadowknows69]

25. There's a blow at high dough

on a nautical disaster with the thugs spending springtime in vienna but the poets are ahead by a century

[uppityperson]

19. Did they ever get the new dohickey in place?

Let's see how well THAT works.

[Warren DeMontague]

24. DUDE... Ixnay on the ecretsay agespay! Amscray! Amscray!

Oh, now you've done it.

[MountainLaurel]

26. Are the secret pages

Where we hide the homosexual agenda and the feminist manifesto?

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

27. As well as the Mainstream Media control module...

You know that.

[MountainLaurel]

28. Aha, I knew it!

:rofl:

[texanwitch]

35. What about the secret papers that outline the plans to force all male

freepers to have sex change operations. Are they still in the same location?

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

36. It's right beside the Saltpeter mines.

[texanwitch]

43. Good, this will give us time to set up the underground hospitals.

[Libby2]

29. LMAO !!!! n/t

[titoresque]

30. Uh hello, I'm new here

someone said I would find a man with my secret code on this thread. I have
paid the required amount to know the creed of the coalition of the un-willing. I am anxious to get started on the path of true righteousness.
Thank you I will now resume my fast and silence until my initiation is complete. But I beg of you, please tell the old woman at the bottom of the stairwell that I must have water!

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

33. She has been told.

You must have a branch from the Tanna tree, a gold Crow and three bat wings to drink.

[karlrschneider]

32. 57209 33188 40230 76110 21238 21120 30470 91142

eom

[Snotcicles]

37. 19078 68544 n/t

[Ptah]

45. and furthermore, night flying goose:

_farsetsel(mem_sel);
src_index = src + IMAGE_START + 1L;
n = IMAGE_SIZE; /* assume IMAGE_SIZE > 0 */
do
{
*dest++ = _farnspeekb( src_index );
src_index += 4;
}
while (--n != 0);
return 1;

}

Sequence 06

[Snotcicles]

54. Your going to drag out sequence 06 now? Shits getting serious. n/t

[Ptah]

60. The really funny part is:

It's on their server.

:bounce:

[nookiemonster]

38. A fork? A fork in the road?

Chocolate ice cream, thimble, watercress?

Crap, my code page is smeared. Are we on line 2 or 4?

[proud2BlibKansan]

39. Thank for the reminder Tom

You are the best head of security we have ever raised money to hire :yourock:

[Mnemosyne]

40. He is a great investment, isn't he?! 3649777221 n/t

[proud2BlibKansan]

46. I can't donate enough $$ for his services 43298756201458.v5 n/t

[Mnemosyne]

58. 5v.854102265789234.33 n/t

[proud2BlibKansan]

64. imetay to angechay the odecay n/t

[Mnemosyne]

72. -...----..-.--.............- n/t

[omega minimo]

88. Hey! So much for the Undisclosed Location

:smoke:..................excuse me, my shoe phone is ringing..................

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

89. It's really come in handy fueling the black helicopter fleet. Thanks!

[Don Claybrook]

41. As usual, I'm late

Sorry I'm late to the thread. I was relaying the daily frequencies to Kenneth like I always do on Mondays, but the Syndicate called. Eggs on the milk run to Malta, then a load of Silly Putty and feather boas from Malta to Genoa.

Best,
A. T. Tappman

[ohtransplant]

71. Kenneth has infiltrated Dan Rather's GPS.

(Now that you've given him the right frequency.)

[Jacobin]

42. Eagle Osprey Freepnix Babylon Condor

8556 2113 05

[Tsiyu]

47. The Eagle has landed

Repeat.

The Eagle has landed.


Resume the position. :patriot:

[Libby2]

49. I haven't laughed this hard in ages

thanks !!!!!

You guys and gals are truly funny !!

[nookiemonster]

50. Please be advised. Possible covert subversion in process.

The entity known as "Tom" has become a liability. Please expedite purge of archive! I can't believe this is happening.

Report on completion of task. Use access code as described on page 71 of operations manual. Confirm with the following:

1440181654

Discard 1273978200 as it is no longer valid.

[Buns_of_Fire]

75. Beg pardon. This month we're using page 64 of the Op. Man.

You're obviously using the old version of the decoder ring. We've left you an updated one at the standard location.

As usual, if you or any of your force are caught or killed, the secretary will disavow any knowledge of you or your organization. This message will self-destruct in five seconds. Good luck, nookie.

32 right green cross. On two.

[nookiemonster]

76. ..crackle...crackle...Copy Buns of Flame..crackle..

Be advised....crackle...crackle...that I'm signaling..crackle..crackle....a broken donkey...crackle...repeat...crackle.. broken...donkey..

crackle...crackle...

crackle...Over?

[jim3775]

51. a pm bFFsdruhd TpaepFa a

http://javascript.internet.com/passwords/text-encryption.html

I think we all know the password.

[titoresque]

52. Uh, it's the newbie again

I really hate to break my silence as I have waited in queue
for 10 code 5/<66. and PB&J w/bananas .......but I cannot afford
the paper cup, or the 10W40 wt. brick dust required of my creed, and I am afraid this will knock me back into phase 2 of the dander and
fluff.
Please, someone advise!

[meganmonkey]

53. We clearly need to raise our standards of who we allow

into the secret forums. Geez.

The good thing is, you don't know about the SUPER secret forum yet :o

[niallmac]

56. TORA TORA TORA!. oops. Sorry. wrong thread.

[Twist_U_Up]

57. red fox to grey squirrel....

clandestine pages are moot

[TayTay]

62. Don;t use the 'Natural Male Enhancement'

Repeat, the Viagra Sequence has been cancelled for tonight. Alpha Beta, Zed. Queue the monkey for now.

[jhain]

63. You Dum Morans!

Now we all have to drink the kool-aid to swallow the poppyseeds so we will fail the piss quiz and get reverted to the super secret freeper recruitment center.

I feel my brain shrinkinnnngggggggg............

[cmd]

65. Mary had a little lamb

Little Boy Blue come blow your horn

[Iris]

67. hee! hee! I got in even without a star!

But they'll never figure it out.

[Cocoa]

68. they're written in Arabic anyway

no god-fearing freeper would be able to read them.

[BrightKnight]

69. I have never heard of a Freeper in a restricted thread.

I guess that it might possible but they would not know that it was restricted. DU clearance levels are not posted anywhere. You simply see what you see (and the other thing).

[Pam-Moby]

70. Put the weiner back in the bun

I repeat put the weiner back in the bun. Over and out.

[stevedeshazer]

73. .- - - . -. - .. --- -. / ..-. .-. . . .--. . .-. ... / ... - --- .--.

.-. . .--. --- .-. - / .. -- -- . -.. .. .- - . .-.. -.-- / - --- / -.-- --- ..- .-. / -. . .- .-. . ... - / -- .. .-.. .. - .- .-. -.-- / .. -. -.. ..- -.-. - .. --- -. / -.-. . -. - . .-. / ... - --- .--.

.- .-- .- .. - / .. -. ... - .-. ..- -.-. - .. --- -. ... / ..-. .-. --- -- / -.-- --- ..- .-. / .-.. . .- -.. . .-. / ... - --- .--.

[jbnow]

77. Don't forget

Oh! Mairzy doats and dozy doats and liddle lamzy divey
A kiddley divey too, wouldn't you-oo?
A kiddley divey too, wouldn't you?

[titoresque]

83. Got it

Phewwwww, that was a close one! Thanks, and I let them know!
But, next time (.<[[[>>_-_ and `-```~ ok?

[Ms. K]

79. Mickey Mouse Eats Ice Cream on Thursday

Giraffes wobble on roller skates.

Repeat, Mickey Mouse eats ice cream on Thursday, giraffes wobble on roller skates.

Hey, this could really get to be fun....

[ObaMania]

81. Roger that.. and Donald takes a boonie sortee on the chez bro.

[OrlandoGator]

80. Are we encoding in octal or hexadecimal this week?

n/t

I mean, q/d.

[Silverhair]

84. Neither. We are using a base 13 code.

Just get a deck of cards, play solitare as you type, look at the Q of hearts when you start typing, K of Spades when you finish. Then don't look at what you typed as you don't have a need to know.

[ObaMania]

85. Hashed algorithm public key. ;)

Tom Petty sings at noon.

[BrotherBuzz]

82. I think I've misplaced my secret password list....

Is this the current secret password list or is there a newer one floating around that I havn't seen yet? My Flux Capacitor is acting up lately and communication is sketchy at the moment. Any Help?

Waihopai, INFOSEC, Information Security, Information Warfare, IW, IS, Priavacy, Information Terrorism, Terrorism Defensive Information, Defense Information Warfare, Offensive Information, Offensive Information Warfare, National Information Infrastructure, InfoSec, Reno, Compsec, Computer Terrorism, Firewalls, Secure Internet Connections, ISS, Passwords, DefCon V, Hackers, Encryption, Espionage, USDOJ, NSA, CIA, S/Key, SSL, FBI, Secert Service, USSS, Defcon, Military, White House, Undercover, NCCS, Mayfly, PGP, PEM, RSA, Perl-RSA, MSNBC, bet, AOL, AOL TOS, CIS, CBOT, AIMSX, STARLAN, 3B2, BITNET, COSMOS, DATTA, E911, FCIC, HTCIA, IACIS, UT/RUS, JANET, JICC, ReMOB, LEETAC, UTU, VNET, BRLO, BZ, CANSLO, CBNRC, CIDA, JAVA, Active X, Compsec 97, LLC, DERA, Mavricks, Meta-hackers, ^?, Steve Case, Tools, Telex, Military Intelligence, Scully, Flame, Infowar, Bubba, Freeh, Archives, Sundevil, jack, Investigation, ISACA, NCSA, spook words, Verisign, Secure, ASIO, Lebed, ICE, NRO, Lexis-Nexis, NSCT, SCIF, FLiR, Lacrosse, Flashbangs, HRT, DIA, USCOI, CID, BOP, FINCEN, FLETC, NIJ, ACC, AFSPC, BMDO, NAVWAN, NRL, RL, NAVWCWPNS, NSWC, USAFA, AHPCRC, ARPA, LABLINK, USACIL, USCG, NRC, ~, CDC, DOE, FMS, HPCC, NTIS, SEL, USCODE, CISE, SIRC, CIM, ISN, DJC, SGC, UNCPCJ, CFC, DREO, CDA, DRA, SHAPE, SACLANT, BECCA, DCJFTF, HALO, HAHO, FKS, 868, GCHQ, DITSA, SORT, AMEMB, NSG, HIC, EDI, SAS, SBS, UDT, GOE, DOE, GEO, Masuda, Forte, AT, GIGN, Exon Shell, CQB, CONUS, CTU, RCMP, GRU, SASR, GSG-9, 22nd SAS, GEOS, EADA, BBE, STEP, Echelon, Dictionary, MD2, MD4, MDA, MYK, 747,777, 767, MI5, 737, MI6, 757, Kh-11, Shayet-13, SADMS, Spetznaz, Recce, 707, CIO, NOCS, Halcon, Duress, RAID, Psyops, grom, D-11, SERT, VIP, ARC, S.E.T. Team, MP5k, DREC, DEVGRP, DF, DSD, FDM, GRU, LRTS, SIGDEV, NACSI, PSAC, PTT, RFI, SIGDASYS, TDM. SUKLO, SUSLO, TELINT, TEXTA. ELF, LF, MF, VHF, UHF, SHF, SASP, WANK, Colonel, domestic disruption, smuggle, 15kg, nitrate, Pretoria, M-14, enigma, Bletchley Park, Clandestine, nkvd, argus, afsatcom, CQB, NVD, Counter Terrorism Security, Rapid Reaction, Corporate Security, Police, sniper, PPS, ASIS, ASLET, TSCM, Security Consulting, High Security, Security Evaluation, ElectronicSurveillance, MI-17, Counterterrorism, spies, eavesdropping, debugging, interception, COCOT, rhost, rhosts, SETA, Amherst, Broadside, Capricorn, Gamma, Gorizont, Guppy, Ionosphere, Mole, Keyhole, Kilderkin, Artichoke, Badger, Cornflower, Daisy, Egret, Iris, Hollyhock, Jasmine, Juile, Vinnell, B.D.M.,Sphinx, Stephanie, Reflection, Spoke, Talent, Trump, FX, FXR, IMF, POCSAG, Covert Video,Intiso, r00t, lock picking, Beyond Hope, csystems, passwd, 2600 Magazine, Competitor, EO, Chan, Alouette, executive, Event Security, Mace, Cap-Stun, stakeout, ninja, ASIS, ISA, EOD, Oscor, Merlin, NTT, SL-1, Rolm, TIE, Tie-fighter, PBX, SLI, NTT, MSCJ, MIT, 69, RIT, Time, MSEE, Cable & Wireless, CSE, Embassy, ETA, Porno, Fax, finks, Fax encryption, white noise, pink noise, CRA, M.P.R.I., top secret, Mossberg, 50BMG, Macintosh Security, Macintosh Internet Security, Macintosh Firewalls, Unix Security, VIP Protection, SIG, sweep, Medco, TRD, TDR, sweeping, TELINT, Audiotel, Harvard, 1080H, SWS, Asset, Satellite imagery, force, Cypherpunks, Coderpunks, TRW, remailers, replay, redheads, RX-7, explicit, FLAME, Pornstars, AVN, Playboy, Anonymous, Sex, chaining, codes, Nuclear, 20, subversives, SLIP, toad, fish, data havens, unix, c, a, b, d, the, Elvis, quiche, DES, 1*, NATIA, NATOA, sneakers, counterintelligence, industrial espionage, PI, TSCI, industrial intelligence, H.N.P., Juiliett Class Submarine, Locks, loch, Ingram Mac-10, sigvoice, ssa, E.O.D., SEMTEX, penrep, racal, OTP, OSS, Blowpipe, CCS, GSA, Kilo Class, squib, primacord, RSP, Becker, Nerd, fangs, Austin, Comirex, GPMG, Speakeasy, humint, GEODSS, SORO, M5, ANC, zone, SBI, DSS, S.A.I.C., Minox, Keyhole, SAR, Rand Corporation, Wackenhutt, EO, Wackendude, mol, Hillal, GGL, CTU, botux, Virii, CCC, Blacklisted 411, Internet Underground, XS4ALL, Retinal Fetish, Fetish, Yobie, CTP, CATO, Phon-e, Chicago Posse, l0ck, spook keywords, PLA, TDYC, W3, CUD, CdC, Weekly World News, Zen, World Domination, Dead, GRU, M72750, Salsa, 7, Blowfish, Gorelick, Glock, Ft. Meade, press-release, Indigo, wire transfer, e-cash, Bubba the Love Sponge, Digicash, zip, SWAT, Ortega, PPP, crypto-anarchy, AT&T, SGI, SUN, MCI, Blacknet, Middleman, KLM, Blackbird, plutonium, Texas, jihad, SDI, Uzi, Fort Meade, supercomputer, bullion, 3, Blackmednet, Propaganda, ABC, Satellite phones, Planet-1, cryptanalysis, nuclear, FBI, Panama, fissionable, Sears Tower, NORAD, Delta Force, SEAL, virtual, Dolch, secure shell, screws, Black-Ops, Area51, SABC, basement, data-haven, black-bag, TEMPSET, Goodwin, rebels, ID, MD5, IDEA, garbage, market, beef, Stego, unclassified, utopia, orthodox, Alica, SHA, Global, gorilla, Bob, Pseudonyms, MITM, Gray Data, VLSI, mega, Leitrim, Yakima, Sugar Grove, Cowboy, Gist, 8182, Gatt, Platform, 1911, Geraldton, UKUSA, veggie, 3848, Morwenstow, Consul, Oratory, Pine Gap, Menwith, Mantis, DSD, BVD, 1984, Flintlock, cybercash, government, hate, speedbump, illuminati, president, freedom, cocaine, $, Roswell, ESN, COS, E.T., credit card, b9, fraud, assasinate, virus, anarchy, rogue, mailbomb, 888, Chelsea, 1997, Whitewater, MOD, York, plutonium, William Gates, clone, BATF, SGDN, Nike, Atlas, Delta, TWA, Kiwi, PGP 2.6.2., PGP 5.0i, PGP 5.1, siliconpimp, Lynch, 414, Face, Pixar, IRIDF, eternity server, Skytel, Yukon, Templeton, LUK, Cohiba, Soros, Standford, niche, 51, H&K, USP, ^, sardine, bank, EUB, USP, PCS, NRO, Red Cell, Glock 26, snuffle, Patel, package, ISI, INR, INS, IRS, GRU, RUOP, GSS, NSP, SRI, Ronco, Armani, BOSS, Chobetsu, FBIS, BND, SISDE, FSB, BfV, IB, froglegs, JITEM, SADF, advise, TUSA, HoHoCon, SISMI, FIS, MSW, Spyderco, UOP, SSCI, NIMA, MOIS, SVR, SIN, advisors, SAP, OAU, PFS, Aladdin, chameleon man, Hutsul, CESID, Bess, rail gun, Peering, 17, 312, NB, CBM, CTP, Sardine, SBIRS, SGDN, ADIU, DEADBEEF, IDP, IDF, Halibut, SONANGOL, Flu, &, Loin, PGP 5.53, EG&G, AIEWS, AMW, WORM, MP5K-SD, 1071, WINGS, cdi, DynCorp, UXO, Ti, THAAD, package, chosen, PRIME, SURVIAC,UFO.

[Hissyspit]

86. The password is...

swordfish

[linazelle]

90. You guys are nuckin futz. nt

[Moderator]

91. Locking

Discussion moved to Secret Forum #7. Usual password.

DU Moderator

p.s. What's the frequency, Tom Yossarian Joad?