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TruthIsAll Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-31-05 10:19 AM
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Congratulations! Great job, so here's your reward....
Edited on Sun Jul-31-05 10:27 AM by TruthIsAll
Dear Donald Rumsfeld,
Great job on Abu Ghraib.
And we'll never forget your visit to Saddam in the 1980's, selling him WMD that he still has hidden in Iran.

You're still my Secretary of Defense.

Dear Condoleeza,
Great job on that mushroom-cloud speech. And never considering that they would use planes as missiles crashing into buildings. Hiring you proves that I'm color-blind. Even though I never attended an NAACP convention, they invited me five times. Probably to congratulate me for all of my efforts in securing their votes in FL and OH. Unocal named a tanker after you, didn't they?

You're my new Secretary of State.

Dear John Bolton,
Great job on the Niger yellow-cake and the Dade 2000 recount riot.
You’re going to the U.N.

Dear John Roberts,
Great job advising Jeb on the Florida recount and how to steal the electors even if Gore won more votes.
You’re going to the Supreme Court, you old Federalist, you.

Dear Karen Hughes,
Great job keeping my AWOL and drug use hidden all these years.
You’re an ambassador now.

Dear Mr. Blackwell,
Don't worry. You're next.
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Lannes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-31-05 10:22 AM
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1. Dont forget the FBI supervisors
Who got promoted after not taking seriously the pleas of some agents to further investigate the possibilty of something like 9/11.Noone was even disciplined or demoted.
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mntleo2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-31-05 10:33 AM
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2. Great Job Mr Negroponte:
Not only do you score points for me because you are hispanic, you also oversaw some of the worse human rights violations in history and got away with pretending you didn't see anything....:hide:
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In Truth We Trust Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-31-05 10:35 AM
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3. Dear corporate media whores; Thanks for going ona decades long
vacation and not covering all my corruption and bullshit. More monopolies for you and internet restrictions so you can continue to control the "news".
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OrlandoGator Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-31-05 10:35 AM
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4. Actually it was Chevron that named the taker after Condi.
n/t
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