I just don't wanna see them damn new torture photos, but I support the war

[mopaul]

(sarc-mode ON)

hell, we done aready seen them damn hazing photos by a few damn nutjobs blowin' off steam at aboo grave, we don't need to see no more of em'. what good would it do anyways, it'd just piss off them damn muslim terrists anyways, and they hate us aready for no damn reason at all, so let's just keep them new photos under wraps fr now.

we are at war dammit, if you're gonna make a damn omelet you need to break some damn eggs dammit, war is a messy business and folks are bound to git tortured here and there but so what? we're bringin' freedom and dumbocracy to them heathens and they oughta be thankin' us instead o' bombin' us, and so what if a few little boys git raped and videoed they'd o' just grown up to be terrists and attack us for our freedoms anyways.

we don't need ta see no more damn torture photos thank you very much liberals, just support the war and the president who is a good christian man who is making america and the world safer for us christians consumers.

[unhappycamper]

1. Trolling for flamebait?

:rofl:

Love the bourbon & pretzel pic - it's one of your best......

[Crankie Avalon]

2. Ah'm with you...

...it takes some straight talk from a good ole boy to keep these things in their proper perspection.

Them librul facts jest confuse everything and take the fun out of supporting the war the way we do best--by setting our supersized asses in front o' the TeeVee watchin' FOX News and pasting them li'l ribbons on the ol' SUV.

Besides, when Ah wants to see me some sicko sadist sex torture photos, I do it by poring over internet porn and then feigning moral outrage like James Dobson and every other compassionate conpervertive.

[Bark Bark Bark]

3. 'Sides,

If'n them Got-damn Ay-rabs like ta rape little boys while we watch 'em and film 'em, well, it jus' shows the Evils o' bein' queer, now, don' it?

AND if'n them Got-damn Ay-rabs--Ah knows they's Got-damn I-rackies, but ta me they's all Got-damn Ay-rabs with no Got-damn respect for Our Got-damn Lord in Heaven--can't stand their children bein' raped for a good cause, then maybe we shoun't be givin' 'em freedom in the first place. WE'RE SAVIN' 'EM FROM SADDAMN'S RAPE ROOMS, GOT-DAMMIT!

Don't they unnerstand nothin'?

[90-percent]

4. additional bennies to American Frat Pranks

This nullification of the Geneva Conventions insures captured American soldiers are more likely to recieve the same frat prank treatment.

Now that's called "Supporting the Troops"!

-85%

Plus American Citizens captured by foreign countries as "enemy combatants" will now face increased risks from their imprisonment. I just hope they don't videotape any beheadings......