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Horse with no Name Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-20-05 05:49 PM
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OMG My head just exploded
Edited on Wed Jul-20-05 05:51 PM by Horse with no Name
To coin a southern phrase..."Y'all aint gonna believe this shit"
http://www.landoverbaptist.net/forums/index.php?showtop...

THE PASTOR SAID:
"If you can get them undressed, you are only one bottle of good wine away from having your way with them. Harlotism personified."

AND THIS SHOWS A TRUE REPUB
"Why would a husband want a picture of his wife? He spends most of his life trying to forget her. Look, if you are soliciting for nude posing, I'm arfraid I am not interested. I am a man of GOD."
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brainshrub Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-20-05 05:51 PM
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1. Wow.
It's almost like this is a satire site!
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merci_me Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-20-05 05:51 PM
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7. Ya don't say............lol n/t
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Occulus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-20-05 05:51 PM
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2. You do know it's a satire site, right?
I love the Landover site. It's so damn snarky, all of the time...
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nadinbrzezinski Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-20-05 05:51 PM
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3. This is actually funny
I should invite this pastor to next year's comic con

;-)

Talk about his head exploding.

:evilgrin:
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crispini Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-20-05 05:51 PM
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4. Pssst...
that site's satire.... ;)
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Horse with no Name Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-20-05 05:54 PM
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10. WHew
Isn't it sad that in today's time it's hard to tell the satire from the truth?
:silly:
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brainshrub Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-20-05 06:00 PM
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20. Don't feel bad.
The first time I visited that site, I thought it was for real. It's a great site.
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Son of California Donating Member (467 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-20-05 05:51 PM
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5. Lordy Lord
religious folks are weird.
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MsTryska Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-20-05 05:57 PM
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17. *lol*
it's hard to tell what with the girls with laces in 'em.....
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Finder Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-20-05 05:51 PM
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6. You do realize it is a parody site, right?

I love reading it when the religious right gets to me.lol

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Occulus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-20-05 05:55 PM
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14. eviednce: this little gem
" "The bottom line is that Coby Bryant, the boy, is black as night, and the girl is as white as Rush Limbaughs inner thigh," says Brother Hardwick"

http://www.landoverbaptist.org/sermons/index.html

Funny stuff here.
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tocqueville Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-20-05 05:57 PM
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18. I wonder how many Fundies are aware of that
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tocqueville Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-20-05 06:19 PM
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21. I read their email, obviously people take them seriously
or all the emails are fake...

I wonder how much money they cash in...
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GreenPartyVoter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-20-05 05:53 PM
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8. Good site. Here are more of a similar vein
Just click the entertainment link below. They are in a blue font.
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enigmatic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-20-05 05:53 PM
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9. I love Betty Bowers
The best satire site on the internet..

"So close to Jesus, he validates my parking..." :)
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kliljedahl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-20-05 08:06 PM
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30. The same people do Landover & Betty Bowers I think
Do you know if that's the case?


Keiths Barbeque Central
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enigmatic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-20-05 09:11 PM
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32. Same ones, I'm almost certain..n/t
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mode13h_net Donating Member (60 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-20-05 05:54 PM
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11. landover baptist is a parody
Edited on Wed Jul-20-05 05:56 PM by mode13h_net
This should make it obvious enough :

http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0605/flyingdinos.htm...

;)

then again... I did visit the creationist research center / museum in santee, ca and this was they type of asinine thing they spoke of..
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cornermouse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-20-05 05:54 PM
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12. Pistle? Yeah... Right....
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Fenris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-20-05 05:54 PM
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13. The best satire is that which is hard to differentiate from reality.
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SheepyMcSheepster Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-20-05 05:55 PM
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15. as you have heard it is satire
here is another site that you shouldn't let fool you: http://www.rentmyson.com/
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mode13h_net Donating Member (60 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-20-05 05:59 PM
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19. Ha ha -- i recognize that building on their website
It's the state gov't building in san diego.
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SheepyMcSheepster Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-20-05 07:24 PM
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25. it was funny....
Edited on Wed Jul-20-05 07:25 PM by SheepyMcSheepster
a while back someone posted a thread in a similar manner about that web site titled to the effect of: "OMG LOOK AT THIS I CAN"T BELIEVE IT!"

you would it would have been nice had you been there to identify the building. people were dead set that it was a real business that definitely needs to be shut down immediately.

:silly: :rofl:
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kliljedahl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-20-05 08:10 PM
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31. Check this one
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SheepyMcSheepster Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-21-05 08:16 AM
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33. seen that one
pretty funny.

this is an oldy but goody: http://www.realultimatepower.net/
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Goldmund Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-20-05 05:56 PM
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16. You do know this is satire, right?
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sickinohio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-20-05 06:26 PM
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22. Hmmmmm
"A harlot is a woman who will go to bed with a man just after she's had her hair done."


I'm just curious - what do they call a man who will go to bed with a woman just after he has had his hair done????
:shrug:
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Freedomfried Donating Member (684 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-20-05 06:38 PM
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23. I think either...
sleepy or horney
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sickinohio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-20-05 07:04 PM
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24. I'm sure that's right - and
probably the woman is either sleepy or horny, right??

:shrug:

Makes sense to me anyway.
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bobbieinok Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-20-05 07:46 PM
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26. the first time I visited the site, there was a link to a statement that
the people who write the site attended Falwell's Liberty College, wrote the satire there for the students who found it funny, and then some administrator discovered what they were doing and had them expelled the second semester of their senior year

there seems to be a very serious movement to close down this site or at least block it at all public libraries, etc
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slutticus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-20-05 07:59 PM
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27. I am a proud member of Landover Baptist.
:D
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Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-20-05 08:02 PM
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28. You have to expose those sinners, sometimes with booze.
Evil temptresses!!!! :yoiks:
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okieinpain Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-20-05 08:05 PM
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29. what the fuck are they looking at. look I'm all for doing your thing
but shit man this self mutilation shit is just too fucking much.
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