Dubya's life story to be made into a movie

[Lord_StarFyre]

http://www.variety.com/VR1117926220.html

[BikeWriter]

1. Will he go AWOL again?

[Patty Diana]

33. What kid can they cast as young george stuffing firecrackers into

frogs and blowing them up

[GeekMonkey]

2. They're remaking Forrest Gump already?!?

[BurgherHoldtheLies]

3. ROTFLMAO

Good one.

[underpants]

5. Now come one that isn't fair

[Lord_StarFyre]

9. Seriously

Forrest wasn't a lying, cheating, Cocaine and alcohol addicted, draft dodging sleazoid...

[Crankie Avalon]

17. In fact, Gump was Dumbya's opposite in many ways...

...a Vietnam vet rather than a draft dodger, a successful businessman rather than a born f*ckup, a star athlete rather than a cheerleader...

[whistle]

4. Right, I was going to ask, who would ever pay $8.50 or more....

....to see a 15 minute cartoon?

[kskiska]

6. How will they explain

the missing years?

[tocqueville]

7. good one

any other suggestions ?

[tocqueville]

8. good one

any other suggestions ?

[louis-t]

10. Hmmm, wonder how they'll handle

20 years of drunken, mean behaviour? Wonder how they'll handle Rove following him around to keep him out of fights in bars. Wonder how they'll handle insider trading which made him wealthy?

[nickgutierrez]

13. Or the rumors of homosexual affairs. n/t

[FreedomAngel82]

19. Oh yes

Don't forget that.

[FreedomAngel82]

18. I wonder too

It would be interesting on the type of movie they'll make. Will it be to hype him up or would it be full of crap?

[louis-t]

26. Same difference!

[NYCGirl]

11. Looks like few people here actually read the article at the link...

the OP's joke is funnier than anything the others have posted.

[galloglas]

23. Yeah, but...

they had a longer deadline.

Ya have to work with what ya got!

Besides, I saw the movie fifty years ago. It was called "Pinocchio". And, if this is to be released 10/3/05, there is no way it will be animated. Not enough time.

Maybe they will have guest appearances by other Disney characters, like at Ice Capades. Can you imagine James Guckert Gannon as Peter Pan?

I've always thought Karl Rove looked like Mr. Smee!

[Montauk6]

12. I LOVED "Dubya: Omen II"

[dogday]

14. This is the Movie here

[Sequoia]

22. No, here it is:

http://dubyamovie.com/large.html

[FreedomAngel82]

25. That's the most hilarious thing

LOL. I love that. I've seen that before and crack up every time. LOL!

[Shoeempress]

15. Hope they use special effects for the drinking and inevitable

puking. Like slow motion and brilliant colors

[blm]

16. Bwahahahahaha......Damian is president. Actually, it's true, isn't it?

.

[judy]

20. Oh, there's already been a movie about him...

actually, 2. One per term.
They are:
"Resident Evil" and "Resident Evil II".

[Crankie Avalon]

21. Either a remake of "Omen" or else...

..."Peewee's Big Adventure."

It'd end with him finally finding his bike only to fall off it.

[Solly Mack]

24. More like an "After-School Special"

Something really cheesy...

[OmmmSweetOmmm]

27. ROFLMAO! Thank you! I needed that!

[Nevernose]

28. LOL

Took me a second to figure out that you HADN'T linked to the wrong place.

[noonwitch]

29. Is it a comedy?

It must be.

Or, it may end up a Shakespearean tragedy yet, he's got another 3 years in office.

[LastLiberal in PalmSprings]

30. Bart Simpson has been cast as GWB. n/t

[Orsino]

31. The second reel will be blurry. n/t

[Patty Diana]

32. Any actor who consents to play this Asshole is Through___they

might as well jump off some skyscrapper