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elehhhhna Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-20-05 11:08 AM
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Bush best quote today; : "We Are Strengthening Our Nuclear Power Pants."
Edited on Wed Jul-20-05 11:08 AM by elehhhhna
Anybody catch THAT beauty?
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tridim Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-20-05 11:10 AM
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1. Sounds like a new Old Navy product
Nuclear Power Pants - Sale Price $24.95
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Darkhawk32 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-20-05 11:11 AM
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2. I've got 50 megatons of power right here bab-ay!! n/t
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Bozita Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-20-05 11:16 AM
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3. That's what I heard ... It stopped me in my tracks
Heavy-duty zippers, perhaps?
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ComerPerro Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-20-05 11:17 AM
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4. Hey, I didn't even know what a nukeular panner plant was!
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spinbaby Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-20-05 11:20 AM
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5. He learned to pronounce "nuclear"...
...and it strained him so much he forgot how to pronouce "plants."
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punpirate Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-20-05 11:25 AM
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6. Nuke-you-ler power pants...
... they glow in the dark, they irradiate sweat pimples without thinking about it, and J-Lo has the hots for anyone who can afford a pair.

The Gap will have signs plastered across their windows, "POWER TO THE PANTS!"

... and the first person to get a bad case of beer fart squirts in them is the next Three Mile Island....

But, I digress.
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Crankie Avalon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-20-05 11:28 AM
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7. Nu-cu-lar Power Pants...
Edited on Wed Jul-20-05 11:28 AM by Crankie Avalon
...some disassembling required.
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ChairmanAgnostic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-20-05 11:30 AM
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8. they will soon have stronger nuclears.
What is completely amazing to me is that so much of the southeast loves his speach patterns.
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dhinojosa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-20-05 11:32 AM
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9. I heard a techno in the future....
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